No so I mean, I *know* my new nanny is just my ex-husband pretending to be an elderly British woman, don't get me wrong, it's an extremely obvious disguise, but where else am I going to find childcare this cheap on such short notice??

Coming home after a long day and taking off my work ass. Putting on my home ass

Got to snap some very cool film photos at Voidspace live last weekend with @bintymadger.bsky.social! Had an absolute blast with some of these installations, many thanks to @voidspacezine.bsky.social for the fabulous show!

Birthday Revelry Begins🩸🍷🍣 📸 @9of9.bsky.social PA @bintymadger.bsky.social

Delighted to be chosen as one of the Telegraph's best books of 2025! See the complete list here: www.telegraph.co.uk/books/author...

Follow the White Rabbit 🐇 📸 @9of9.bsky.social AD @bintymadger.bsky.social

Heel Pressure ✨️😎 📸 & MUA @bintymadger.bsky.social @9of9.bsky.social With MaraHaze

Crawl to Me 📸 @bintymadger.bsky.social @9of9.bsky.social with MaraHaze

Ambrosia. #brisa #madeira

🔥🔥 Furiosa 🔥🔥 📸 @9of9.bsky.social MUA @bintymadger.bsky.social

Super enjoying the completely chill vibes of SianPlaysGames. Even managed to make Still Wakes the Deep chill to watch. Which is great because it freaked me out so much there's no way I was going to play it myself. Looking forward to seeing more! youtube.com/@sianplaysga... #games #gaming #youtube