I fell like at some point I'm going to stabilise on 1 in limited only to lose to this thing 😂

Current status.

post a card that makes me happy? I have a foil showcase Queen of Ice. I just love the art on this one. A friend opened it in a pack and when I said how pretty it was he just gave it to me so it also reminds me of how nice the community can be :)

I'm so sorry I keep asking for help. I have moving expenses coming up really soon with bills and food that keep emptying out my account and I've been sick and stressed because of it all. I'm literally over $2000 short. even if you can just lighten the load with $5, please help me or commission me

I googled it and found this and I don't know why but I find this really funny.

Reminder that you can search by queer characters on Scryfall! scryfall.com/search?q=art... Or, more importantly, you can search for lesbians to have as your Commander. scryfall.com/search?q=art... Let's go, Lesbians.

I'm tired of seeing people say "doom blade is basically the same as counter spell so why do people hate the latter more" because its completely untrue for two reasons. 1. Creatures frequently have abilities that can give value before being killed but those don't work when countered. 1/4

Well it's not wrong

MTG's Strixhaven colleges explained Prismari: quirky twinks Silverquill: sassy twinks Quandrix: nerdy twinks Witherbloom: weird twinks Lorehold: clumsy nerdy sexy buffs they're the best

The retro April Fools homepage is over, but surprise: We got such a positive response that we've permanently archived it for you. aprilfools.scryfall.com You can look at all of our old jokes and you can bookmark these pages to use as your home page! The [NEW] links will even stay updated.

I'd probably have a couple of small cute chill pokemon. Off the top of my head I'm thinking a lil bug like Joltik or a Cutiefly and a grass type that likes to chill on my windowsill. My girlfriend would probably have a small mammal Pokemon like an Eevee that I'd help look after.

I am so upset. I have 4 campaigns on BG3. 3 of them are mine. 1 is my gfs. I tried to delete one of mine. It deleted my gfs instead. Mine was selected, hers wasn't even visible on screen. I didn't get an "are you sure?" I recovered the files *immediately* but I can't load them. 😭

you know the indian food is about to be banging when you enter the restaurant to collect it and you are the only white person in the establishment

‘first humans flying around the moon in 50 years’ oh yeah well how do you explain this then #ArtemisII

I've got mixed feelings on April Fools day. I do love when people do silly things to celebrate like Scryfall changing their website to look old. I hate when people make "jokes" where the punchline is just "I lied and you believed me", especially as the lies are usually reasonable things.

i just love how some NTs were like "this puzzle piece represents autism" but we actual autists are all "we are creature"

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AND THEY WERE ROOMMATES

Well I got the dragon mechanics wrong but I was spot on with Epic and Capstone.

Pre-Stream Strixhaven predictions: - Mythic Dragon cycle; Silverquill gives Conspire, Prismari gives Cascade, Quandrix gives Replicate. - The new mechanic that is a drawbackless old mechanic is Epic and will be on a cycle of Mythic Sorceries. - Improvisation Capstone is part of that cycle.

I love that Scryfall did this.

Why is twitch suddenly being like this? I can't log in because my "browser is not currently supported" but the stream and chat is working just fine.

I feel like transfem shit posters should all be given Jester's Privilege. No one actually listens to us when we're serious anyway so we could at least not get punished for our jokes.

You would get so many more amazing books if you had Universal Basic Income. Not even the most dream-scenario AI could compete with the creativity of a world of authors no longer afraid of affording rent.

Today in commander I had such a cool play. Faerie deck was at 37, I'm on 4 with no flying. They swing in, I cast Mirrorform targeting their Scion of Oona. Suddenly all my nonland cards are massive faeries with shroud. I block then swing back on my turn for over 100.

I just did a Slay the Spire 2 run as defect with a clawless all for one build. Felt weird.

Just saying If you’re looking for a live action TV show, based on a book series from the 90s, by an island nation based author, w/ Magic powers, & has been adapted but is looking to update for new audiences. But instead of a terf, has an author that includes multiple beloved trans characters……

I'm not really qualified to assess whether clinging sullenly to a child's book makes you a bad person, but I do think it makes you timid, incurious, and dull. It makes you someone who will sacrifice other people for a memory of comfort. It makes you untrustworthy and weak.

I feel this so often when ordering takeaway.

This meme made me realise that there are two types of mtg content creators I follow: - guy with dad energy - queer woman Sometimes the former becomes the latter. Maybe there is a third category but I'm struggling to think of examples that don't fall into either of those.

I really want to make this deck and I've been trying to get a Shanna (specifically this one with Magali art) but every time I'm buying cards the people I'm buying from either don't have her at all or only have the alt art (which I strongly dislike). One day I'll get the card, one day.

Transform, Manifest, Surrender? I feel like I'm getting taunted by a mindflayer tadpole.

This is how I feel playing Defect. "Will the claw choose me this run?"

Orzhov Ral just exudes smugness

Thank you for making this. I'm going to enjoy jokingly sending it to my neurodivergent friends when they're being neurodivergent :P

I run this in my mayael deck because while my opponents likely won't see those creatures again I might.

I miss the days of early internet where I'd spend my time playing flash games and watching elaborately animated stick men fights.

A very good morning to the crossroads of the Romantic, the Gothic and Historical realism, and the magnificent lighting of Shadows Over Innistrad The art (and direction) in this set is so. fucking. good.

I'd make a chronic fatigue joke but I'm too tired right now 😴

I know prices on everything have gone up, but at least you get less and the quality is shittier.

Being a trans woman in mtg means I read this title in an entirely different way until I realised it was the EDH subreddit and not one of the many trans subreddits I'm in 😂

Adult

Who even wants this?

Commission for @impesio.bsky.social

Sometimes I forget that there are a lot of people on social media that just want to argue with strangers and I make the mistake of replying on a popular post and get a stranger trying to argue with me. I don't have the energy to waste on this shit so these days I just delete to stop further replies.

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