Now only No Shame can get the damn phone open

Fuck it, I am well and truly in panic mode, so I'm doing a sale. £100 logos, including full commercial rights. I'm doing 6 slots, first come first serve. DM me.

This is TOMORROW! In like 24 hours we'll be doing Pop-Shove Its and Impossibles for the good of Trans People! And DONATION REWARDS! We have 5 amazing prizes up for grabs right now, and that list will only expand! tiltify.com/@queerbuccan...

Until more people appear on this platform, I declare myself the greatest battle rapper on Bluesky. I present evidence.

Hey so work is ✨Not Great✨ right now, so I'm opening up some VGen Logo Commissions! Professional Quality Logos for your Twitch/Youtube channel, complete with Commercial Rights included! £150, 5 slots available, open NOW! vgen.co/queerbuccane...

A week or so ago, I watched @queerbuccaneer.gay on stream playing a janky, charming, quintessentially British indie game about running a chip shop. We were unexpectedly hooked. Tonight at 7, we're back - and we might figure out how to make mushy peas this time. twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer

TONIGHT! Myself and @ghastbuff.bsky.social return to Fishsa Lominsa to save the Chip Shops of England from the French Army, or something? Idk the plot of the game makes no sense but you ever wanna see a Magician and a Battle Rapper run a chippy together? You do now. 7pm @ www.queerbuccaneer.gay

Here's my horror short FORESTRY SERVICE It's a found footage analog horror made in UE5, Prem Pro & Ableton Voiceover by @ghastbuff.bsky.social Won 1st place in @sohohorrorfest.bsky.social 's Blair Witch-inspired short film contest judged by @freebusman.bsky.social & @jedshepherd.bsky.social

Now, I'm not the most knowledgable in Battle Rap, admittedly. But this verse from @ghastbuff.bsky.social is the best I've ever heard youtu.be/SIojEeFQw4E?...

Going live in just over an hour - the return of FIRST DAY WORDPLAY THURSDAYS explores two battlers who debuted against each other and went on to form a doubles team. #Vtuber #battlerap www.youtube.com/watch?v=ilXf...

What a stream! Thanks for the HUGE raid from ellyspacemantis, and every one who came with them to join me and impromptu guest @ghastbuff.bsky.social in the most chaotic Chippy ever!

Happy Bender Day.

Me and my other friends who rhyme insults at each other have been playing a game about suspicious beans. Going to try and livestream tonight. Shotty Horroh, Quill, Bobby Rex - and more! #Vtuber #VTuberEN #battlerap www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ZgS...

Oh right.. Yeah it's my birthday. Buy my games? cobblepath-games.itch.io

I completely forgot to give credit to @ghastbuff.bsky.social for the new BGM that he made for me! 🙇‍♀️ It's the track that plays in between the song audio. Hope y'all like it as much I do. 🥰

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I've spat many bars about things that are morally dubious at best and frankly not particularly legal at worst. It's time I put my money where my mouth is as a battle rapper and see if I can survive in jail. #Vtuber #battlerap www.youtube.com/live/_FzbcFn...

Oh, would you look at that - I'm main eventing again. This is the year I kill your favourites.

Updated the UK Battle Rap Starter pack. Only added like, two names, but it counts.

In my endless, shameless grind for new content ideas, part of me casts an idea out into the void. I wonder if there are any VTubers who want to learn how to rap battle?

TOMORROW. 8:30PM GMT. Ahead of our rematch next week, me and longtime rival/teammate/mortal enemy KINGSLEE THUNDER will be having a mini-faceoff while rewatching our FIRST match from the 2022 Academy. And if he's NOT A COWARD, we'll watch his tryout battle as well.

BIG ANNOUNCEMENT! I've been streaming for a while, but I never actually had a proper ✨debut✨... So! To coincide with my NEW VTUBER MODEL, I am having a proper debut in TWO WEEKS! Like & Share this post to get a sneak peek at the new look! www.twitch.tv/queerbuccaneer #vtuber #debut #redebut

So one of my best friends is getting married and asked her bridal party to buy some cheap white shoes/trainers and hand decorate them. I'm going to be an Etsy millionaire, these shoes are the coolest

Started a new series - myself & guests sit down and watch our very first rap battles, talking about what led us there and how we prepped. I couldn't have asked for a better first guest than Hall of Famer, former Champ, everyone's Uncle - TONY D. #VTuber #battlerap www.youtube.com/live/TPkQ5oV...

Most active, two years running. Might actually break into Top 10 in the country this year. Hell yeah.

This week - the first of a weekly stream series - where me and guests watch their own tryout battle, sharing what they remember about the process and how far they've come since. I'll be breaking down my own, as Coopar tells the story of facing someone he STILL hasn't met.

Well, that went surprisingly well. Had my debut stream talking about angry rhyming poetry and how to sell yourself. #vtuber #envtuber #battlerap 🎤 www.youtube.com/live/bT1nKzz...

Seen some interesting takes on the timeline yesterday. Truthfully I'm long overdue to have a test stream to see how well this setup/Vtuber rig/my internet works live - and I feel relatively qualified to chat about this. So let's chat about it. Live tonight, 8:30pm GMT.

I need more practice making background/lofi/ambient music. If there's any indy VTubers out there who want some BGM of their own or something, hit me up.

I've put my short FORESTRY SERVICE on YouTube, made for @sohohorrorfest.bsky.social 's Blair Witch short film contest Thanks so much to @freebusman.bsky.social & @jedshepherd.bsky.social Plz give it a watch & share! Thanks to @ghastbuff.bsky.social for the voice work youtu.be/8P0A8_-l75Y?...

Always said my goal was to leave Earth. In 2025, I'm gonna give this whole 'content creation' thing a go. Livestreaming obscure games, obsessively analysing kids shows, breaking down my battles and writing process. Whatever trash I feel like doing. #Vtuber | #ENVtuber

I'm a voice actor in an award winning short film. That's going straight on the resume.

So hyped when I saw the announcement, Blair Witch Project has been a staple part of my horror diet since day dot Seeing the creator giving props to some shite I made with meant A LOT Hold tight @ghastbuff.bsky.social for the voicework too, killed it

Insanely good rap battle. Absolute privilege to get to see these two killers go to work. youtu.be/O8gzBG9uFqw

Almost done making stream assets and fine tuning the details so it can actually tell when I have my eyes open but man, this whole VTubing thing ain't bad.

Commissioned a fully rigged Vtuber model of Literally The Person I Am In Real Life using a recent photo of myself as the reference solely because I thought it was funny. Other people trust me with their money in a professional capacity.

Last Saturday, I battled one of the best in the country. Turns out I'm one of the best in the country too. Struggled trying to think of what bars to subtitle for this because there's almost too many highlights. Ghast Buff vs. Continental Champion Bobby Rex on Patreon now.

This Saturday, Manchester 📌 We wrap up our 2024 Northern Events with a stacked day of rap battles at 33 Oldham Street.

Thanks to the handy Lists feature, I've started putting together a Starter Pack for all the battle rappers, promoters and fans on here. I'll keep this thing updated as I find people and they move over. Keep an eye on it so we can all follow each other and be chums again. go.bsky.app/AgekPmj

Being the most valuable player at any #TTRPG table means: 1. Play to lift up Listen to what people say about their characters and play as if that is true. Is someone charismatic? - let them persuade you. Is someone a badass fighter? - talk them up, act like it's true. You will make someone's day

I like to let my battles speak for myself. If people rate me, they rate me. If they don't, they don't. But after this event, if I'm not in your Top 10 for Battler of the Year I genuinely don't know what I would have to do to get on there. All I'm saying is watch the timeline.

Absurd and brilliant. Do this forever.

Wrestler goes off script and shows brutality.

AJ Francis vs. Th3 Saga is awesome. Great match.

The best part of a burgeoning social media app is that I get to post all this stuff again as if it's brand new. Hi new followers. I rhyme words really good.

I seem to have been added to a Britwres starter pack or something. Time to break out the classics for people who have no idea who I am. I'm a ring announcer who doesn't leave the job half done.

This place doesn't have enough battle rap. Here is a good rap battle. www.youtube.com/watch?v=-qJx...

having to rebuild a social following from scratch does not seem like fun so let's throw things at the wall and see what happens perhaps bluesky has a lucrative clown demographic to tap in to