Hope this dude’s knee was broken into a million pieces

That should be the end of the Jake Browning experience for the Bengals. It won’t be, but it *should be*.

The Reds leaving the loaded feels like ballgame.

I can’t believe I’m saying this: Bench Amarius Mims and bring in Cody Ford

This is the worst Bengals team since the 90’s.

Hey @jamesrapien.bsky.social , explain to me like I’m 6: How can one team have this many penalties, this many blown coverages, this many first rounders with no production, and Taylor continues to keep his job? It’s unreal.

I am here, once again, advocating for the Bengals firing Zac Taylor

ATOBTTR!!!!!

Watching Calais Campbell destroy people makes me want to stop watching football altogether. The Bengals front office will never, ever know how to build a team. It’s hopeless for us.

Worst offense in the league. Absolutely astonishing how bad this Bengals organization is.

There’s another universe where this is the Bengals OL

It is time for the Zac Taylor era on the Bengals to come to an end.

Mitchell Tinsley touchdown reception.

The Bengals absolutely perplex me.

I’m over the Zac Taylor era. 6 total targets between Ja’Marr and Tee in the first 3 quarters is criminal. If you can’t create a scheme to get those two involved, give up the headset.

Barrett Carter getting beat like a drum on every play.

Bengals defense doesn’t look like it’s fixed anything this offseason. 4 penalties on the opening drive?

Why does Skyline Chili’s bobble head for Burrow look like John Elway?

The Athletic conducted a preseason poll with 31 executives across the NFL. Preseason predictions have the MVP going to Joe Burrow and best non-QB offensive player being Chase. I'm not even bothering with defense. www.nytimes.com/athletic/658...

Name checks out

Hey @jamesrapien.bsky.social 👀

This

@jamesrapien.bsky.social I’m eagerly awaiting your emergency podcast about the Bengals signing Risner. Is that dream dead?

This is why the Bengals drive me insane. This was a 6th/7th round pick SWAP. It is not hard or expensive to help this defense if you’re actually trying to improve your team.

Just gonna say it: Trey Hendrickson isn’t enough for this Bengals defense. Someone call Justin Simmons and start getting super creative with the cap.

There it is.

I am a tech executive. I love smart tech. That said, the fact that Withings scales SELL YOUR WEIGHT is insane, dystopian shit.

this is why we need about 450% more non politics hobby posts like sports and books and crafts on this app

Legit question: does a Clinton endorsement actually help anymore?

Gladiator Saving Private Ryan Entrapment (you know why)

"Bluesky is dead" Meanwhile on Bluesky:

The Brown family drives me absolutely insane. They should be shunned in public throughout Cincinnati for the way they do business.

Stable. As in high forever.

Fucking awful news. Awful, awful. This is the thing that gets me to leave the US. It’s not the most impactful by a mile, but the literal straw breaking the camel’s back.

“Deporting” someone is sending them back to their country where they are free to live as citizens. What that asshole is doing is NOT deportation. It’s kidnapping and human trafficking. It’s illegally sending people to USA-funded off shore concentration camps.

My god we need to primary this man.

Just once in my life I want the Bengals to have a draft I would feel proud of.

The dream is dead…

Justin Herbert should ask nicely to get someone fast to play on his football team

The board looks GREAT at 17

Browns are about to draft Jeanty. Watch.

I’m out on Shemar Stewart

SORRY. Sorry. Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement

I can see @jamesrapien.bsky.social sweating bullets on Thursday night…

Overton window has already shifted from “concentrations are bad in all circumstances” to “the people you send to concentration camps must have their day in court first”.

Boomers are the fucking worst

Me when I sleep on my side weird

And then he does the Freddie Mercury call and repeat almost verbatim at Coachella 🙄. Come on, Benson Boone, you’re great, but come on…

I’ll do you one even better: they should be forced to convert all their savings and assets into total index funds like $VTI. Their wealth should be directly tied to the success and stability of the nation.

Alright, I think people knew of the tariff pause and traded it beforehand. You can see before Trump posted "buy" on Truth Social, traders opened $QQQ $TQQQ and $SPY calls RIGHT BEFORE THE NEWS, someone opened $SPY 509 calls, expiring TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Those calls are up 2100% in one hour.