I think most teachers would immediately lose their jobs.

7 seconds left, cut the black.

RFS fly-over for Marie Bashir

How long can a fish hold its breath?

Impressed by Carney's (Canada) speech & interview at DAVOS. Unfortunately can't imagine Albo to do anything remotely similar 🤔 #davos #auspol

Italian voice actor Carlo Bononi was the voice of all of the characters on Pingu. A trained clown by trade, he used a theater technique called grammelot, which consists of "speaking" in a mix of babbled gibberish noises. He improvised all the voices live and unscripted.

Try it yourself here: thetruesize.com#?borders=1~!...

I think what people really want is AI generated NFTs that you can only buy with bitcoin.

Turns out Trump and Maduros have a lot in common. Who knew? www.abc.net.au/news/2026-01...

Hey @erinbiba.bsky.social have you been to the vet lately.

Great news for everyone. Absolutely nothing has gone wrong tomorrow!

i made a flappy bird clone that uses your folding phone as the controller

podcasts

Checks out.

Something is sneaking up to check the NYE fireworks

Googles NYE logo

Oh no, someone's dropped a bag of gravy(?) on the road!

If you're wondering how the US global image is going, here is the Nations Brand Index for 2025: static1.squarespace.com/static/673b9...

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I would even argue that Netanyahu is a primary reason for any rise in antisemitism worldwide.

Possibly the worst ever Wordle 1,635 5/6 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 ⬛🟩🟩⬛🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

You will be visited by three spirits

I find it so hard to imagine Katie posting anything for likes. 😅 But then I also struggle to imagine a 10km wide pulsar spinning at 700 times a second 😜

Today I decided I do not do "gardening", but I will occasionally edit my garden.

I guess it depends on whether you live up the street, or down the street.

If you squint your eyes, you can see a cat there.

... and so begins a riotous game of whack-a-mole 🐿️🔨

Good morning.

Like it or not this technology is here to stay and if you don’t use it you’ll fall behind in your industry

Did you know Ketchup is Chinese? The word "ketchup" originates from Chinese, specifically from a fermented fish sauce from the Hokkien dialect called "kê-tsiap". It was imported to Europe, and tomato added, which made it's way back to China. Trivia can be fun 🙂

Politicians in Australia keep saying that the net zero target will cost too much, but multiple analyses, including from Treasury, show that it is actually *much cheaper* for the economy than not doing more www.theguardian.com/news/ng-inte...

These videos remind me that I can still suffer from jealousy 😐

I wonder if that guy has ever made a correct prediction? I suspect not.

I wonder if @dieworkwear.bsky.social would have an opinion on what pants would go with this outfit? www.cnn.com/2025/10/28/u...

“Before you become too entranced with gorgeous gadgets and mesmerizing video displays, let me remind you that information is not knowledge, knowledge is not wisdom, and wisdom is not foresight. Each grows out of the other, and we need them all.” - Arthur C. Clarke razzlepuzzles.com/cryptogram

Joe Flacco has a new perspective with age 😂

I want to become one of those people who wear dark glasses at night and inside, but I fear I've left it too late.

Before it won the 2022 federal election, the Labor Party promised stronger action to curb climate change. Since then, it has approved coal and gas projects that will emit a cumulative 6.5 billion tonnes of carbon dioxide. satpa.pe/Fix1oXv

Hell of a thing to put next to a statue of Joan of Arc. (h/t David Pilling)

But not that unusual in a banana republic, which the US appears moved toward.

Chickens invented the pecking order

▫️ I've obtained exclusive behind-the-scenes footage from the United Nations security room ▫️

This chart from Rush Doshi is one of the most important in the world - from his great NYT oped. Too bad the US president does not get it.

This is a great cover.

“I am a huge fan of the first amendment, which is of course that the President’s feelings must be protected at all costs.” chaser.com.au/world/trump-...

Anyone want some fun? This is actually my type of fun

Doctor I trust more than RFK Jr.