you can stay with me and nobody would care

but daddy I love him

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So-called “dark humorists” when the court jester’s ribald satire seeks to geld thy Lord or Lady’s reputation rather than that of a foolish peasant or rival squire

Sugarcubes songs be like: Björk: i wëënt to the støøøre and i saw THE FFFFACE of GOD! Einar: I’M A SEXY BALLOON! I AM BOY BALLOON! HELLO HOLLYWOOD!

MOTHAAFUCKING FIRETRUCK COMING 🚒 🚒 🚒 NYEAHA 🚒 🚒AAAAAARAH 🚒 🚒 🚒HAHAHOO WHAYUSHOUTAUH 🚂🚂 HAHAHA

Hmmm, they’re really reheating my nachos over at Dreamworks (but damn he’s so fine)

Being a fujoshi in the 2000s must’ve been so cool you could like go up to boys and be like wow I heard your parents aren’t cool with the whole gay thing well you and your boyfriend always have a safe space to like make out with each other or whatever at my place lol

DJ Ryukima Shadowpaw (I have swords)

Being told by the job I left that I can’t come back after the one I left it for turned to shit has had my therapist working doubles at the Mental Health Factory. I think if at any point during my job hunt I get even the faintest whiff of rejection I’ll have a real please-I’m-a-star moment

I’d suck Bandit so hard that Bluey and the Other One would disappear from existence (they call this “Alchemy”)

Graphic design is my passion

i hope you all don't just like me for my posts, but also, like my taste in sexy furry men. also i dont care if you do. "if it pisses you off so much pluck your eye out" --the bible

cigrit badges for these critters! @jamezfux.bsky.social @fleas.bsky.social @clvstr.bsky.social @bubbagummyeen.bsky.social i am open for these so if you want one, DM me ♥️ #furry #furryart #furrycon #conbadge

Now my new manager is following me today doing audits like I don’t know how to do my job loooooooooove this

Compounded with family shit falling apart but we fuckin rockin it. Can’t ever be one thing at a time. Sometimes being an alive cowboy is just enough

adore being stuck in a shit job after jumping ship from a place I had good credit at. No chance to go back, lost out on the benefits of being there as long as I would have been, and struggling to pay for the shit ass degrees I’m in debt over. Fuggin love it 🐸🔫

Works been making me ideate, but smoking Real American Cigarettes in my work truck helps me blow those thoughts right out the window 🚬😏

Sometimes you just need a little nautical snack when you’re on the road #joe’scrabshack

I want to sexually stimulate some men. Love doing that shit

btw it wasn’t me that wrote those “slipknots” on the page, it was the kid that called his mom by her first name

I think “fag” has been so personally reclaimed for me that “gay guy” sounds more like a slur

This was the first furry I ever drew

does anybody else sometimes fantasize that their turn signal is a delicious crab leg? I thinks it time to get crackin’ #joe’scrabshack

I went to Vegas and now I love gambling!!!!!

Article about my band by IDIOTEQ is up idioteq.com/llewelyns-bo...

guy getting a reddit sleeve tattoo of all the dead dogs that have made him cry manly tears (fry's dog, great grey wolf sif, brian griffin [scratched out], the one from that cover of national lampoon)

Ten toes Bosco is winning the new season

didn’t do a ton of sketchbook stuff at the con, but when i handed it to @redmidibazaar.bsky.social they banged out this awesome page

Woke Show. #wwe02

Does Bury Your Gays apply if everyone in my campaign is a fag? Fellow DMs please help

I love Balto!!! Sorry, a little random teehee 🤭

Had so much fun at LVFC with everyone! yalls funny little light up airport is cool too 🖤🦊🖤🦊

Can’t understand the mental gymnastics required to classify a person’s feelings and decisions about their own gender and body as a mental illness while fully, unironically believing some crucified cunt came back to life to save you from the devil. Like the call is coming from inside the house, Mary

who gets the aux

Imagine all the Hebrews going dumb, dancing on top of chariots and turning tight ones

Sif the Great Gray Wolf is a big, mean, and bad dog who hit me with a sword. I'm proud to have killed her & I'm glad she's dead

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I consider the 00s shift to digital art to be a dark age for furry art but now we’re in a yiffy renaissance

trail cam [commission]

// coffee date #pokemon

Llewelyn’s new EP is called Borrowed Bones This EP will be available on 12” vinyl, with side A being the new EP and side B being our debut “Disposable Culture” Pre-order it below through The Ghost Is Clear Records theghostisclearrecords.limitedrun.com/products/865...

Make em howl with Awoo [Old comm for @cowdogcoyote.bsky.social ]

Some old Dog Dylans

Sir...

hey siri, if the plug has his shirt off is he trying to intimidate me or fuck me?

Sooo basically we needed like a brood vessel to like birth-slash-hatch our semi-God and— no, no, it’s semi, it’s like, demigod is like a ranked Greek thing but this is like he’s like halfway there. I shouldnt even say he really it’s more like an All. Anyway you said you wanted to get out more soo