we cute <3

Got my tickets for New Years Eve. It’s going to be a fun night!

merry christmas 💚❤️💚❤️

put your headphones on! here’s my annual music Best Of™️ list. also includes some 2026 anticipated releases 🎧 (btw officially started a substack that I may or may not continue lmao)

skeeting one-handed for a lil bit 😞

behold, my child

most likely enjoying a beverage 🙂‍↕️

cherry on top of this loooooong week: just took a nasty fall on the ice. 🤕

made it to the weekend

an actually halfway decent hotel gym? we love to see it

🗣️GAY 🗣️HOCKEY 🗣️SHOW 🗣️BUTTS 🗣️!!!!!!

wingstops are liminal spaces

it’s her day

happy thanksgiving ya turkeys

gay powers restored 💇‍♂️

happy wicked day/weekend btw

seeing wicked tonight! (finally)

“Uncle Jeff” “Uncle J” #Survivor #Survivor49

Alex CHILLLLL #Survivor

chest day made some points

workout ✅

happy halloween, i’m on duty if anyone needs mouth to mouth

after a month of either being sick or traveling, it’s nice to get back to the gym routine 😮‍💨

i hate being sick 🤒

reunited with the pup after vacation 🥹 all tuckered out from his long weekend with grandma & grandpa

the capital one lounge at JFK is elite omg

love being a lil tipsy before a flight ✈️

last day in nyc :(

me in Brooklyn rn

gotta love hotel bathroom lighting ✨

hello from me and my c*ck

oh mary lived up to the hype and then some!

julia fox casually getting her life in the vip for addison is such a mood

so that was fucking incredible!!! (and new phone camera goes crazy omg)

addison !!!

ready for addison tonight!

made it to nyc

good afternoon

might be my favorite merch purchase i’ve made

called the number and they said they knew you

it’s annoy my dog o’clock

3 years with simon! 🥹 @b0dacious.bsky.social

feeling very suburban dad this labor day 🌞

the newest #survivor australia vs the world episode has me gooped and gagged wtf

doing jigsaw puzzles in my childhood home, if you wanna know where my weekend’s at

coffee shop kind of day

another swim ✅

friend: your crush is coming, act natural! me:

much needed stress relief 🏊‍♂️😮‍💨