Fertile Zoologist

Aidan Fact Posting sans context

was going to draw this but didn't get around to it, so: Aidan's got 27 total, intimate places included. 22 earrings, 1 nose ring, 1 tongue ring, 2 nipple rings, 1 clit ring. (and I've been debating about giving him a navel ring so you could attach a chain from it to the clit ring and pull it.)

the problem with having both a major smoking kink and a major pregnancy kink is that these are two kinks that can't really intersect (if you want to depict the pregnant character as a good parent, anyway)

It was recently @hanapregs.bsky.social birthday So she got a noveau gift art I havent done one of these in a while, and it was pretty satisfying There will be some alts of that Hana will release as rewards for help with her med bills so keep an eye out for those. help if you can, shes a sweetie

I occasionally see people elsewhere saying that some people get weird about m/m ships with a height difference They underestimate my ability to get weird about a ship with a tiny 2 inch height difference but a significant difference in bulk

every time I have to lug around a 40 pound sack of dry pet food, i have a moment of "huh. so this is how much Aidan's chest weighs pre-surgery." pretty much without fail.

Y'know I think the worst part of this whole Discord Thing is the fact that my discord server is the only place I have where people regularly comment on my art lol Everywhere else is mostly Number Go Up with a rare few comments here and there (which I am v grateful for and always read regardless)

shoutout to @amazingthew.bsky.social for the actual answer to discord adult verification

close enough, welcome back to having three different chat clients installed to talk to your friends

every time Lobelia granblue fantasy comes up in some random out of game context, my begging for cygames to put him in one of their spinoff games reintensifies

had a half-workshopped joke post in mind about Aidan doing the boob wallet thing and sweaty binder money the thought derailed immediately after realizing the real freaks (affectionate) in the audience would probably be kind of into that.

Another pencil drawing I finished up that I'd like to get painted soon. 🧜‍♀️

anyway, bed time. 🛌

it's at least A Little funny to me that it's sometimes less noticeable that Aidan wears a not-insignificant amount of eyeshadow but sometimes it's really, Really obvious that he is that bitch who does a matte smokey eye as a daily wear thing.

zzz flats (red is just placeholder til I get off my ass and grab a ref for the character it's sort of meant to be) #MechanizedArt #🦊🍎 #WIP

been mucking around with this little task timer/to-do list/minigame/thing and it's pretty cute tbh store.steampowered.com/app/3707400/...

Pastel Hair Monster girl #Deeumart #art #monstergirl #digitalart #clipstudiopaint

Set up an alt account so maybe I don't feel as awkward for yapping so much on my art account, but uh. We'll see if I actually use it or not.

the Mech Commission Open/Closed Cycle: open commissions burn out on doing commissions close commissions for ~5 years open commissions (currently, we are on about year 3 of the 'closed because burnout' part of the cycle.)

compromised it into something Close Enough to the original idea #MechanizedArt #🦊🍎 #WIP

If he's the one watching: boring but not the worst thing in the world If he's the one getting fucked: one of his favorites or, Aidan would much rather be the hot wife in this situation (or at least allowed to participate a little).

I was doing Fine on the insomnia front for a while but tonight (this morning) we're back to 8am and no sleep

highly specific struggle when your aphantasia fucks off just long enough to let you momentarily hold a mental image of something to draw, only for it to be out of your skill range when you actually try to draw it

the Warhammer v. Trench Crusade fans thing is very funny to me, a 40k enjoyer who got into Trench Crusade b/c I was introduced to the pilgrims as essentially "what if the death korps were even more religiously batshit and also had holy shrines that are piloted mechs" so like, I immediately was sold

Honestly I have quite a few timelapses recorded, I just never post them for some reason So here's 3 days of indecisively squishing his face around with the liquefy tool condensed into 60 seconds. #MechanizedArt #🦊🍎 #nsfwart #nsfw #oc #timelapse

#AidanPosting Despite my art of him, Aidan wasn't made explicitly for porn reasons (and most AUs of him are more for story than porn, too) Except the fem version in FF. That one exists specifically to shove at a friend's character for mostly horny reasons, and it's only grown outward from there.

"actually his stuff was very Derivative and not Original" like, you don't have to do this. it is good for us all to sit with the cognitive dissonance that a very bad person can make very good art. it is good for us to work through the moral ramifications of that.

one thing that would be cool, when prominent creators turn out to be terrible people, would be if we didn't have to go through this performative dance of insisting that their work was never good in the first place.

Didn’t know this was a “men’s winter essential” but I’m glad it is, keep getting sluttier men

late LRP: I should draw werewolf porn at some point in the future because despite everything, I am Somehow half-decent at drawing furries. coincidentally I have a friend's character/my Other brainrot subject in my back pocket that I could borrow for this purpose. (but will I? we just don't know.)

it's a full moon...........

#AidanPosting Genuinely I feel a bit bad for anyone who gets involved in an RP where Aidan is his younger (18-22ish) self because at that age he's an anxiety ball with a mountain of internalized transphobia and no real relationship experience who's Desperate for anyone to like him Boy is a mess.

oomf: *likes my tweet* Me: Oh thank God they still like me

my wife's Auntie Kathleen is currently stuck in Trinidad after having a stroke while visiting abroad. We're trying to get her back home in Canada safely so she can get the care she needs. please, share and if you can, donate to our GoFundMe!

Goo goo

offhand urge to delete everything but my art and go back to posting without saying anything else again

silly side note: I started an #AidanPosting tag the other day to collect both my accounts' (Vaguely Canonical) Yappings about this little fucker.

In the one (1) canon-ish story he has, Aidan's entire lot in life is to be free use bred/get pregnant, so. No. ...in almost every other AU, his entire lot in life is also to be bred/pregnant (with less free use), so. Also no.

Secret third option: Aidan would take them somewhere he knows *he* likes/might like, without a whole lot of consideration for what they might be into. He is an astonishingly mid boyfriend (in this regard, at least).

rephrasing it better cause it keeps happening: don't follow me if you have "proship dni" in your bio, we will not get along

Unrelated to anything, sometimes I debate about posting my lines by themselves because I think they look nice on their own So, have these. #MechanizedArt #🦊🍎

Jellyfish Slime :) #Deeumart #art #digitalart #monstergirl #slimegirl #clipstudiopaint

Having Kink 1 that often goes hand-in-hand with Kink 2 but not being into Kink 2 is always a pretty funny experience when you think about it hard enough Everyone is pregnant and no one gives birth

shoutout to artists who have a clear type and keep making different ocs of that type because no one is going to stop you

#Berserk #GriffGuts Bottom Guts. In the 2nd image, I tried Neo Griffith/Guts.👿 Post-eclipse Guts just gives off such strong depressed-little-daddy energy… like the exact type of guy that makes you want to do something sinful to him lol. Well… if one can step over Femto's body.

Was just joking to some friends last night about how often this drawing gets Aidan mistaken for a muscular girl, so I suppose it's (unsurprisingly) him by default-

all (some of) my friends have become little cats on my desktop (Bongo Cat is cute)