Working my way through my stepmom’s vintage bartenders guide. This one’s the Grapefruit Cocktail.

My friends are awesome. That is all. #blueteamcon

Yup. It’s true. However, @seemsgood.lol is way cooler than me. Have you seen his blazers??

Just landed in Chicago for Blue Team Con! This is the one where I get to relax instead of running anything 🤣

I’m watching this documentary about hurricane Katrina on Netflix, and am so enraged at only 20ish minutes in. The absolute fucking incompetence.

Making a cocktail using my stepmom’s family heirloom 😛

@blueteamvillage.bsky.social history at #defcon33

Welp, hit my stand goal 🤔 #defcon33

For old time’s sake.

Does anyone have an extra BSides LV badge for sale?

Amidst the stress of planning for @blueteamvillage.bsky.social at #defcon33 I keep getting reminders of why I do this. Aside from herding cats and putting out fires and making all these annoying little decisions, we reach people — we impact, educate and inspire so many. That’s fucking priceless.

Less than 2 weeks until DEF CON 🤯🤯🤯

Going to Antarctica in Nov/Dec. I feel the need to bring some fun photo props. So far I’m thinking a Tux beanie for selfies with penguins. Some people bring a flag. Any other ideas?

Experimenting with hair product a bit. Turns out my hair is surprisingly curly, and with this one, also now smells like honey 🤔🍯

I found @muteki.bsky.social in Seattle!

AWS ReInforce may be in my hometown, but I’m not, so I compromised. IYKYK.

“If you need wine, don’t go milk a cow” -my former manager and his funny analogies

Layoffs at CrowdStrike. I’m safe, but if you’re looking for IR consultants I know a bunch of fucking amazing ones that will be looking for jobs 🫠

Pretty sure my portable air conditioner is already plotting world domination 🤔

Holy shit. $1,200 away from the goal. I know it seems like “hey, $26,800 is goddamn miraculous.” And it most certainly is. I cried a little when I checked this morning, but I’d love for him see that 100% green circle. Let’s finish strong. www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...

BREAKING. From a reliable source. MITRE support for the CVE program is due to expire tomorrow. The attached letter was sent out to CVE Board Members.

Perfect #nocontext but if you do swag for hacking conferences, this might actually make sense 🤣

Hey y’all, one of our own needs your help. @bind.bsky.social was one of the first people to make me feel welcome at one of my first @defcon.bsky.social & I’ve loved him for the decade since. Cancer is a petty, callous, thieving whore. Let’s get Bind home. www.gofundme.com/f/aarons-fli...

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This is a fun time to be a cloud security consultant who specializes in Oracle Cloud 🥲

I’ll be there!

“High is a place, and sometimes I want to go there.” -Rick Steves

I really wish the constant rage I’m feeling about the state of the US would manifest itself as limitless energy to enact change rather than overwhelming exhaustion and mental fatigue 🫠

#gobirds theonion.com/humanitarian...

Booked a trip to Argentina, including a cruise to Antarctica, with a few buffer days afterwards for Patagonia (prob El Chalten). Nov/Dec. Has anyone been? Got advice/thoughts?

Cable management time. Send thoughts and prayers.

I have moments where I wonder “why the fuck do I do what what I do” as a Village organizer or instigator for random shit. I get an answer every damn time I help organize anything, and get to see how happy it makes people to be able to engage, meet people, network, have a good a time. it’s addictive.

That con drop is hitting hard. Thanks for the memories, #shmoocon ! Also, Nugs makes the best drugs!

OSINT me 😉

It’s 3am and I am tired. Tired of being indispensable. Tired of being so good at stuff I need to train people on using the tools I wrote before I go on vacation 🫠

I should post here more.

Booked my flights for @defcon.bsky.social … with a catch. I’m going to Wacken Open Air, a 4 day metal festival in Germany, beforehand, then flying directly to Vegas for #defcon32. Is that insane? Yeah. Am I doing it anyway? FUCK yeah. Any other metalhead hackers attempting this? Hit me up!

I need more hobbies. Because I clearly don’t enough with my life 🫠

Anyone doing #nanowrimo? Or #writing (fiction) in general. Got any recs for good apps for iPad that help when you want to have section breaks?

The GCP Python clients’ lack of documentation makes me feel like I have never done a programming before.

Samwise Gamgee says it’s time for a snooze. And maybe some belly rubs.

Recent sighting of @ellearmageddon.bsky.social ?? Also getting some @litmoose.bsky.social vibes… reddit.com/r/HomeImprov...

Anyone want to go to Antarctica with me? It’s only $15k-$20k plus hotel, flights to Argentina 🤣🫠💸

Reskeet to spread the trans agenda

Gonna make a drink and write some code. Do I want a Manhattan, Old Fashioned, or Negroni? Or something else?

Headed to Blue Team Con this weekend, since I somehow escaped DEF CON without catching the plague. Hope to see you fine folks there!

I should spend more time on here. Gotta figure out how to import my following list though 😬 Anyway, here’s my void boiiii.

BSides LV / DEF CON bound 😍

#blep