my honest opinion is that every serialized story needs 1 bottle episode where characters are forced to play a high stakes game of baseball

btw nostalgia is complete bullshit and should never be mistaken for an accurate reflection of the past. i know this because sometimes i get jumpscared by my own brain when i catch myself missing 2016

these are the results i got when i tried looking up a specific tattoo artist. im starting to think duckduckgo doesn't approve of my life choices

I love how this Valais blackface plushie turned out. It's adorable with all the curly fluff left intact. It struggles like Bambi on ice to stay standing, as the top of each leg is very soft and wobbly. On the other hand it poses very well when sat or laid down. Now to find a name and a home. 🪡🧶🐑

trying so hard to girlboss but deep deep down i know i was born to boyhenchman

Grace the Appaloosa plushie is finally done! She's fully handsewn and clocked in at 86 hours. 🪡🧵🧶🐎

quick everyone post your captain kirk ass pics

just decided that the sock ive been trying to knit is not worthy of life. i am a wrathful god

[bugs] been super offline for the past several days and all i have to show for it is one blurry bee pic

just searched for old man yaoi stickers and my first result was a sheet of official metal gear solid art #as-it-should-be

not to be incredibly controversial but i think it's cool when people are kind to each other

i miss my beautiful dead wife 12ft.io

why wont it stop rainingggg i need to lay in the grass while thinking about nothing

tricerabottoms

oh no! my grass-touching has been getting in the way of my screentime 😢

Friend needed some bees. So I hooked her up lol #bumblebees #supportsmallbusiness

there's so such thing as a web site. it's all just made up in order to sell more web sites

Pawmi : ) 🖌️ #punchneedle #embroidery #pawmi

ive been living at my current place for less than a week and i already know i can never go back to how things used to be for the first time in my life, i finally have AC :blobfoxwhoaa:

how the fuck did I lose my PC's power cable

(Made the mistake of searching 'intersex' without my expectations in hell's basement) #intersex #actuallyintersex

Organ-Harvest-Coordinator :asexual_flag: :sparkles_agender: :BhjFlag_Aromantic: asked: I look into your eyes and instantly turn into a swarm of bees happens

i have to keep going no matter what because there are still so many universal monster movies that i havent seen

[uspol, trump] okay but fr why do trump fanboys keep calling him daddy

the purpose of a hard drive is to make fun grinding noises

having a proboscis would solve many of my problems i think

i don't expect to miss much about my current home once im fully moved out, but the nearby local craft store will be a terrible loss. which is why ive been struggling to resist the urge to stockpile their fancy yarn when i ought to be getting rid of my unnecessary craft junk :/

i think we can all agree that the biggest problem with modern technology is that most devices aren't adequately chewable

im not getting a switch 2. not because it's expensive, but because im still in a committed monogamous relationship with my 3ds #and-also-because-it's-expensive

reading dorian gray the way oscar wilde intended

ok im not sick anymore,, that means pride month can start for real now. thank you for your patience everyone :neocat_rainbow_256:

Happy pride folks I'm still fleshing out the entries, but here's a list of over 200 retro games (pre-2010) which were made by trans people or which had trans people on the dev team. We have always been here. dotmaetrix.neocities.org/classictrans...

[pseudoscience, gross bodily fluids] well gang, it looks like my humors are out of balance. anyone got some yellow bile i can borrow?

We must demand the future promised by Star Trek (being nice to everyone while wearing pajamas)

becoming a furry for the benefits

found my old mp3 player :A_BlobCat_Rave: #complete-with-perpetually-tangled-matching-earbuds #i-can-once-again-listen-to-avril-lavigne's-early-discography-the-way-god-intended

i should try making bluetooth headphones that i won't forget to charge. perhaps by playing an obnoxiously loud shrill noise each time 5% of the battery gets drained

I need to get better at chilling. My schedule is nice enough that I can just do nothing for a little bit, but doing nothing isn't the same as chilling. What i need is to improve the quality of my nothing, or else I might as well have been doing something.

Actually crying, the Yoshi’s Island ride is the cutest shit ever

and second now! i'll be ready for itttt!!!!

I finished the spearhead cavalry! I’ll order some custom transfers at some point to slap the triforce on these bad boys 😼 but for now I’m calling them done! #ageofsigmar #aos #warhammercommunity #paintingwarhammer #miniwargaming #citiesofsigmar #spearhead #warhammerfantasy

these fire safety laws are suppressing my freedom of expression

literally why am I doomscrolling when i could be VvVROOOOMMscrolling ᯓ★🏁🏎️💨🏍️🏆 #beep-beep

once i figure out how to switch my gaming PC from windows to linux, i fear i will be unstoppable #tbh-its-probably-not-even-that-hard #im-just-lazy

saw a really cool woodpecker on my walk today. didnt to take a picture. you can imagine the coolest woodpecker you possibly can but this woodpecker was still cooler sorry 😞