Not now, busy doing color by numbers on my phone...

It’s obnoxiously windy 😒

I don’t need to be the richest person in the world, but my own private beach sounds like something I need 🤣🤣🤣

I can’t wait for the SNL take on the Elon Donald divorce.

#WhatILearnedFromTV How to get away with murder, maybe?

The kind of nap that you don’t know where you are when you wake up 😌😌😌

I’m craving tacos. If I happen to have margaritas at the same time then it’s a plus 😏

Both my first and middle (slight spelling variation) names are on the hurricane list this year. I can’t decide if it means I gonna slay this year or if I’m just gonna be a hot mess 🤣🤣🤣

Now that’s my kind of charcuterie 😏

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Random thought of the day: I don’t like cheese in a pasta salad.

My sister’s washer is trying to run away 🤣

Some days Karma is my favorite thing 😈

I bought some more books so I can keep myself off the internet this summer.

Friday is out here sure acting like a Monday… Is it too early for wine? 🤔

Another murder mystery in the books! Successfully defended my best actress title 🤣🤣🤣💪

I mean…it’s not wrong…🤣

How I Wish Katy Perry Sang In Space

Whispers are creepy sounding regardless of context 😬

I just lost the game 🤪

Murder mystery party and I win most committed to the bit 😏😏😏

Sooooo…I had to get a new Fitbit. Got the Inspire 3, brand new, on the Apr 2nd (the old one stopped holding a charge). Been working on getting the new one calibrated - checking the app a lot - and got really concerned when I saw that there was a previous person’s sleep patterns on my new device…

Pants are on and secure! 😅

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Give me pet pictures! I need cuddle faces!!

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I clean up good 😎

Pool Day in March!! Only in AZ. 🤣🤣

Loving this weather 😎😎😎

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I could get used to this 😎

With my sister 🥰🥰🥰

Definitely don’t hate this 😎

Today’s IDGAF, sarcastic but sparkly behavior will be brought to you by coffee

My first day of vacation and my office is closed due to weather. 😜 At least my view is better 😎

all i’m saying is that dorothy zbornak and beyonce might be the same person: thread

It wouldn’t actually be any effort at all 😈

one time a guy dumped me because i wouldn’t put him in the number one spot of my top 8 on myspace.

Heading for warmer weather. Seriously can’t f***ing wait! 🥰🥰🥰

Hello vacay 😎😎😎

Got the Paw Patrol bling!!

10 point pitch - my partner bid 5 in Spades not knowing what I had 🤣🤣🤣

It feels like time is passing quick, but each week feels like one long day from Sunday to Saturday 😅

Go home Nebraska - you’re drunk.