As a result of Gu's reply, Britain is now under Chinese rule. She destroyed this moron. Bookending her immaculate response with the most dismissive laugh she could muster was absolutely delicious.

MITCH YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!

That is the hockey quote of the year.

A scorpion save???? IN THIS ECONOMY!??

Canada's powerplay is absolutely illegally good.

Is this good? This seems good.

what are we doing here, Chargers?

The question is: How many different TYPES of drugs is John Schneider gonna do in the next 48 hours?

@minakimes.bsky.social you're def more inside this production than I am... Are the player photos shown throughout the game, on NBC, deliberately looking like SNL bumper photos? They're certainly hitting that vibe.

GODDAMN I WANT THIS TO HAPPEN NOW

If this ends in a Scorigami, I might...

YES GIMME A DAMN KICKER FOR MVP. LET'S GET FUCKING WEIRD

Fucking hell, Bad Bunny is absolutely rad as hell. Benito... You're a goddamn gem.

Esthetically, this is the best halftime show I've seen. Everything about this is GORGEOUS.

MOTHER OF FUCKING GOD WHAT AN INCREDIBLE GOAL BY SZOBO!!!!! #lfc #YNWA #redsky

BIG shout to pants makers for finally making "Athletic Cut" jeans. Which really just means that they finally made jeans for people with chonk-ass and fatty thighs... LIKE ME!

Sharknado Sharknado 2: The Second One Sharknado 3: Oh Hell No! Sharknado 4: The 4th Awakens Sharknado 5: Global Swarming The Last Sharknado: It's About Time This isn't a bit. These are the actual titles of these fucking movies. AND THERE'S AN ORIGIN STORY PREQUEL COMING IN THE SUMMER.

Gary Gulman is criminally underappreciated. Dude fucking rules.

Shout-out to the real MVP of this Grammys broadcast: SZA's Dress

"I lost an outdoor game once." ... ... ... "ONCE!"

Watching Leafs @ Canucks on Hockey Night in Canada, which should be an incredible, marquee matchup. But, man, both of these teams STINK. *no, I do not root for either of these teams

Wirtz scoring in front of the Kop??? Yes yes yes. Gimme it. #lfc #YNWA #redsky

HAVE MY BABIES, HUGO EKITIKE

Why did it have to be that fucking twat

COME ON YOU REDS #lfc #YNWA #redsky

The Gambler is an absolutely terrible song. Like, it's really REALLY bad. Everyone needs to come to terms with that.

I've come to the conclusion that "Darren Pang" is just someone actively using Chatgpt in real time to "tell me about the Chicago hockey game".

I'm actually shocked that Charlie Coyle has only played for four different teams. Why does it FEEL like he's played for 15 teams?

Forever THE DAMN KING. #LFC #redsky #ynwa

Frimpong down yet again. just rotten luck and rotten health. #LFC #redsky #ynwa

You can tell me he isn't obviously a random alien from MIB wearing a human suit as a disguise... But you'd be wrong.

"we're all trying to find the guy who did this" says a hot-dog-becostumed Darrell Jones

the world needs more @nigella.bsky.social so this is just a very good thing.

SHOUT THIS FROM THE ROOFTOPS #LFC #redsky #ynwa

Five Alive is still kicking it in Canada. However... I can only refer to it as Déli-Cinq.

Szobo you cheeky bastard!!!

That rush TD looked verrrrryyyy Derrick Henry-esque

Pats Texans

Is it just me or is this EPL season the absolute weirdest we've ever encountered?!? I cannot make any sense of it at all.

HELLS YEAH. This movie was non-stop, stupid laughs from start to finish. The Lonely Island rules. Pam Anderson OF COURSE rules. #quaidarmy

You know who will definitely be there? JASON MENDOZA.

@marcasg.bsky.social @patrickclaybon.bsky.social do either of you happen to know the record for the highest number of HC vacancies at one time? We're currently at 9 out of 32, which is bananas.

There'll be swinging, swaying, And records playing Dancing in the street!!!!

I mean, GODDAMN! Szobo!!!!! #LFC #ynwa #redsky

If they could enact a mercy rule, the Chargers should have taken it

Jesus fucking Christ, Bozeman. Go work on a farm or something

It's a fucking miracle that Justin Herbert hasn't gone full Richie Tenenbaum in this game.

Why in the Holy Christ does Collinsworth keep saying that the Chargers O line has been fine tonight???? Herbert is fighting for his life on every down! Chargers offense is Justin Herbert and 10 decrepit mannequins

PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, MAKE THIS TRUE