She does have a point, tbh 👀

So Motionless in White / Bring Me The Horizon last night was in-fucking-credible. My face is properly melted. Huge thanks to @goodboycoda.bsky.social for taking me on this ride with them ❤️🔥 What an unforgettable night

Y'all. My boyfriend has a fat fucking cock. 🥵

Post-gym pre-shower 💦 Y'all enjoy the view?

Fresh cut for Wet Oso this weekend 😁

New Mexico has issued a public health order that removes federal restrictions to COVID-19 vaccine access so that pharmacies in New Mexico can vaccinate people of all ages and risk profiles. Every state need to do this!

omg look at my hubbyyyyy 😍😍🤤🤤

Increase a band PANIC!!! At The Disco

My friends are so hot 🤤🔥

@bunnylover.bsky.social this you? 😘

So we had a HUGE plot reveal in my D&D session tonight, and in between literal screams of shock, one of my players told me that this was "a legit Matt Mercer moment". ....the way I almost nutted right there on the spot, y'all 👀💦

Decided to rep my pan colors today 🩷💛💙

I couldn't hold it in any longer 🍆💦🥴

Not a very raunchy post this time around, but this week I ran a total of almost 5 miles 😁 Never been able to do that before, so that's cool. ...oh god what if I turn into one of those weirdos that actually LIKES cardio 👀

Woof 🥵🥵 Damn, hubby!!

My boyfriend is so fucking cute and beefy 🥰🥰 Showin off his lock too!! Proud of you, pup ❤️

"I asked chatGPT" "I asked Grok" yeah well i asked goombella and her tattle log says you're a bitch

Quick PSA for my fellow DMs! This is gonna help me a lot too 😁

Been a while since I've shown off for #FCF 😈 Have a seat, boy.

Tricking your adderall by eating food right as you take it. Not getting skinny on my watch

Y'all I cannot get enough of his butt 😍😍

Dude could you at least put down a towel?? Or maybe a tarp? 😰

Legal Loopholes are hot, actually

It's a very sleepy soft Saturday. Featuring an equally sleepy @bunnylover.bsky.social ❤️ Gonna hang out at the pool later!

So fucking hot 🤤🤤🔥🔥

Don’t forget they dropped us last year and dropped DEI this year. Not One Cent

Woke up @bunnylover.bsky.social this morning with my dick. Looks like he had fun too 😈💦 Thanks again for the Daddy bag, @friend-dorothy.bsky.social! They worked like a charm 😘

Friendly reminder to go hug a bear today! 🧸 (Shameless plug: I also give great snuggles 👉🏻👈🏻) 📸: @betapupnoah.bsky.social 💙💚

Lazy horny pup energy for #fcf today~ Come and join me! 🐶🦴

So I've been taking these gummies I got from @friend-dorothy.bsky.social, and I think they've got the hubby's seal of approval 😈 Thanks for the help, FOD! Now I can give @xemrus.bsky.social his daily recommended dosage 💦💦

Gimme 😈😈

So I just read that anxiety can lead to significant memory loss since the fight-or-flight response forces you to focus on immediate threats without forming memories or consolidating the details of your current situation. No wonder I don't have many memories of my childhood 🙃

little treat

@xemrus.bsky.social omg I want 🥺🥺

So much credit goes to @romanmountsxxx.bsky.social for giving me some serious self-confidence at TBRU. We need to hang out again soon with @olliepoppins.bsky.social and have even more fun!!

Your favorite slutty himbo boywife is lookin' fat fertile & furry, jiggly & jockstrapped, plump & plowable, submissive & spankable, hairy & humpable, with a big & breedable butt that's eager to be enthusiastically eaten. So much alliteration, sorry y'all! 😅🦝🍑👅 #Humpday #BigBoySky #Chub #gayblacksky

Thank god for public bathroom door locks 🔥

Belly Day

Happy Valentine's Day!! @bunnylover.bsky.social @wumpadash.bsky.social

Me and my boys with our new outfits on our V Day date 🥰❤️ Love them so much

Happy V Day y'all ❤️ Going out for a really nice dinner tonight with @bunnylover.bsky.social and @xemrus.bsky.social.

Y'all it's been nearly 8 months now. I've tried recruiters, resume templates, even fancy headshots on LinkedIn. At least I was getting interviews at first, now it's just nothing at all. If y'all are considering a new position or a career change, just don't. At least not right now. Shit sucks.

I feel like I'm the cozy soft dom himbo dad, and I probably fulfill a lot of size diff fantasies for most people 🤣 What do y'all think? I'm curious

62/100 😋 I'm kind of a nerd, lol

In lieu of my usual #FCF tribute, lemme show y'all how I did for my gym day 😁

Their plans fail when we make life hell for them. Ask annoying questions. Feign ignorance. Disrupt the status quo. Be a nuisance. Get in their way. Dropping this here as well, in case y'all need some more examples on how to fuck with fascists on a daily basis. www.404media.co/declassified...

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Taking a break from my horn dog antics for a minute: Remember this kids... if there's three people and a Nazi sitting at a table, there are four Nazis at that table. Do not tolerate the intolerant. Fuck Nazis. I find out any of y'all following me belong to them, it's a block and report on sight.

Happy hump day, y'all 😁