Happy Thanksgiving friends in my phone!

I made all five of my sweet potatoes and prepped for the Mac and cheese, yesterday. Today I’m making the Mac and I’m DONE. What’s crazy is I’m definitely the girl who cooks/hosts, but having two young kids threw me off this year. I didn’t even realize Thanksgiving was this week.

Okay Bluesky with the update!!?

This gumbo episode on @cocoabutterbf.bsky.social is pissing me OFF. The first gumbo was a gravy and this second gumbo has no juice!

Diane Keaton, famed for roles in “Father of the Bride,” “First Wives Club” and more, has died at 79

People don’t think grass be wet in the morning.. But it dew.

Apricots. I’m not explaining.

Really Netflix?

School starts in weeks. My sister died suddenly July 22, leaving 7 kids — 5 need everything for school: clothes, shoes, supplies. At the same time, our grandfather is dying of brain cancer & we’re covering his funeral costs. We’re grieving, but these kids need us now. Please help: gofund.me/7fa81abe

I really want to go on a walk with my children but I don’t want to pack the diaper bag, get them changed, or load them in the stroller. lol

🗣️ NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Uncanny.

Yall. Read the article. That shit is CRAZY.

Absolutely not. Negros can be so horrific at times.

Teyana bagged Aaron?!?!?! 🗣️ GO HEAD SIS!!!!

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Tyler Perry has “Sistas” and now I just saw “Divorced Sistas” lol Gotta love Tyler

I think I’m just gonna go to bed early tonight.

A Florida weatherman telling his viewers he can no longer be confident in his forecasts due to cuts to atmospheric science is the kind of resistance content I’m here for. Kudos, Sir.🌦️

As an adult (in my 20s) I only had 1 serious relationship before I married my husband. As a teenager, I was in 5.

Uhm… I wasn’t mad at Phaedra being on Traitors but I definitely didn’t need her to be back on #RHOA 🙄

I just got Threads and this is exactly it.

Really good banana pudding sounds amazing right now…

I may reschedule this dentist appointment to tomorrow, because I am not feeling it today.

I haven’t been on here in a second because 2 under 2 turned the fuck up recently. lol Utilizing a platform where I have to write out my thoughts takes up too much of time right now. (Which is crazy to even say.) Motherhood is something else…

Lana needs to step it up with her food. I root for her every time and she always ends up in the middle or the bottom. Girl. You are in the semifinals now. Step it UP. #TopChef

I read a story once of a young girl essentially telling her teacher she was being SA’d all year. Teacher didn’t understand bc the girl would tell her “my uncle keeps touching my cookies.” Wasn’t until the end of the year when teacher found out what cookies meant. Teach your kids please.

Our internet is down and all I’m left with is this sucky ass Verizon service.

This is embarrassing. lol

I just turned on the Heat and Cleveland game oh my God. lol Why is Miami playing like this…in the first quarter…at home???

I haven’t been on here in a minute, but I really haven’t been on any platform like that. Hope everyone reading this is doing well and has a great Monday. ❤️

🗣️ YASSSSSSS ONYA!!! #drageace

I cooked and hosted Easter dinner this year and the only thing I want to do today is nothing. I’m so tired…

Spending five minutes in space just to say you did might be the most tone-deaf stunt imaginable.

Whatever team does y’all’s social Media has always been on point. This is great. lol

My fire stick has been on one ALL day:

I told myself I was gonna do laundry today. I ain’t do shit. lol

Someone do our lanudry for me, for free. All interested parties please respond. Thanks. lol

So my daughter woke me up for a bottle and now I’m deciding if I should just continue to lay in bed or if I should go upstairs and start building some of this furniture…

an historic moment in SNL history and SNL socials are already out there posting the bleeped version and we can’t have that so here is the unbleeped one god bless king Ego

I’m ready for Ashton to be off work. I’m bored. lol

Was it REALLY a good vacation if you don’t think about moving there before you leave??? That’s the mark. If I don’t have to talk myself out of trying to move there, that vacation didn’t hit. lol

I’m finally relaxing by myself on the couch. Panda Express, wine, and the latest episode of a cooking competition show will help end the night. Then I’ll go to my bed to fall in to broken sleep just to wake up and do it all again tomorrow. Selah. 🌻

“I’m still in lovvvveeee with youuu, boy!!”

I didn’t hear my alarm at all and missed an entire morning of work. UGH.

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