I like whatever is wrong with my algorithm over there

I'm at urgent care with Mom, the whole waiting room smells like pot and its all old people. Rock on old people

I really hate to ditch firefox because of all the nice add blockers but I suppose I must. Any recommendations besides waterfox? I plan on trying that one

"people with renaissance-level art skills don't exist anymore" yes they do their username is something like 03748218_ and they spend all their time drawing pornography so deranged it'd kill hugh hefner a second time

wake up dead man is a fantastic movie

I love it when people (docs especially) are like "endometriosis doesn't do xyz" like. Oh yeah, you probably consulted the MOUNTAINS of medical research that's been done on it *gestures behind her to one lone pile of cow shit*

Jolteon's Big Stretch #pokemon #digitalart

Countdown until Cinnabunny Nintendo Switch release: 2 days!!!

Some of the flowers on my dracaena are starting to open and the entire room smells like you shampooed the carpet in honeysuckle. I might have to trim it off it it gets worse

Tales of faraway lands 🐰✨ #art

Got all but one of my christmas gifts wrapped and ready to go today, whew. yesterday was a shitshow at work and I'm still tired even though I slept till 11 am

Leshy Axolotl Available for adoption on kofi! https://ko-fi.com/s/6e6207a9dd

topic brought up by a discord chat but more adult novel books (I mean books for grown ups in general, but sure smut too) need to have art and illustrations. plenty of images, that slaps. my illustrated version of the hobbit? *clenches fist* so good. not just kids enjoy pictures you know

Me: I got the cutest bunny pajama pants from five below. they probably won't last long but they're so cute and comfy Me: *finds a hole in the crotch the very first time I wear them* Me: SERIOUSLY

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I survived work! one of the kids told me I talked like her grandpa though lol

gotta get up early to go to the dentist for my permanent crown and to replace two old fillings, then I have to go to work and host a crafting class with middle school kids while half my face is numb. god help me

maybe it'd be a wonderful, terrible thing.

I want a huge mug of peppermint hot chocolate but I CAN'T because I have GASTRITIS >:[

Mothman thing I gotta revisit

aw yeah troll 2 is out, I know what I'm doing tonight

Things my dad has actually done in real life: Stuck a fork in a plugged in toaster No I'm not kidding

look my dudes, if we're running with the idea that wanting to fuck Frankenstein's monster is a mind blowing idea, you gotta stop making him handsome

Been looking for these guys for a couple months now hell yeah

I love that meme where you introduce yourself by listing some animals you've seen in the wild but sadly mine would just be like. house sparrow. rabbit. toad. another rabbit. squirrel. a third rabbit

Me: dude this song slaps, I need to find out what it is Google: this is AI music Me: fml it's gotten to music now. you g*ddamn mother f*cking son of a b*tch b*astard c*ock and cl*t sucking moldy peanuts

some dragons 🐉

watching Haunted Hotel and I think Esther is the best cartoon character ever

goddammit my crown broke straight in half and I can't do jack shit about it till friday

A friend's oc is like an oc-in-law to me

doing friendships in a way that we have polyamory allegations

Patron: I bet you love getting to work with books so much Me, Cleaning Up Pee: yeah

Doing some work research on Dewey and whoever edited the Wikipedia article on antisemitism to read "whether antisemitism is a form of racism depends on the school of thought" needs to be dragged out into the street and shot

Forget-Me-Not Leshy

Pope Esp #pokemon #art #pokemonart #furry #cat #meme #espeon #eeveelution

Feast my children

My cousin didn't get the nintendo shop gift card I sent him for his birthday so I hope whoever got it is fucking enjoying it. May you step on Legos every day for the rest of your life

This dracaena flower smells suuuuper weird and it's not even fully blooming yet. Strongly sweet, like liquid sugar, but also a little burnt? I can't wait to see it grow

Me: ah smelling like the lovely smell of eczema lotion Friend: you have eczema? where?? Me: my tits. take much care in picking out the right bra Friend: oh my god *she asked because, obviously, it isn't readily visible

Yooooo my five year old dracaena is gonna flower!!

Bro that's a bipedal luxray. I mean I still like it a lot cause luxray is great so no shade, but that's a bipedal luxray

mfw I find out the co founder of twitter is one of the people involved in bringing vine back

Despite having a temporary crown, my tooth still hurts. I hope the permanent one fixes this

The first digital anatomical atlases of the chameleon skull, nervous system & cranial & hyolingual muscles are published, including lesson plans to bridge a gap between theoretical knowledge & hands-on analysis in comparative anatomy anatomypubs.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10....

Bluey and Bingo 🐶💙🧡 #Art #CuteArt

Libraries purchase books. When you see a book at the library, it isn’t “free” the library bought it. which in turn means that the community bought it. In other words, library books are not lost sales for authors and publishers; they’re positive sales. Active sales. Those are bought.

oh snap Vine is coming back