Problematic issue #2 - it's far too easy to distract myself from work 😭

Why do I start cooking at 8pm and then complain about eating at 10pm, plssss I just wanna finish replaying my damn video game for the 3rd time 😭

While the heat is making me ferel, I feel like these shorts still might be a bit too short to wear outside 😅 anyways here's a lil tummy for thirsty Thursday 🫶

It is HAWT in Brighton atm so you best believe I'm living off picky bits and vegetable pasta (ft my cat enjoying a moment of peace before I blew raspberries on her belly)

Not enough of y’all understand how hot you are 😮‍💨

Fellas I know it's late but I haven't felt this feral in a while and I could really do with a big furry guy to cuddle up with rn (I'm not fuckin around either, I haven't stopped leaking precum all evening and need to stop asap 😭)

#softcocksaturday lots of #precum as usual 😜 #uncut #cock #foreskin #scs

Blasting a heavy load of cum 🍆 💦

I've been working like a busy capitalist bootlicker this week and now I feel like a shell of a man, so obviously the only way to remedy this is via nudes and precum (or guillotines, preferably guillotines) #softiesaturday

Bonus pic of Brighton technosauron from my window

How do we feel about the Brighton cock and ring (or i360 if you gotta be fancy)? I live in its shadow so I have my own biases [read: seething hatred]

An oozing cock is a happy cock

Celebrating the bank hol weekend with a lil post shower softie from the vault for #fcf, I fear my hormones may win the fight this eve 🤠

Bit out my comfort zone but it’s #tittytuesday and #tummytuesday so I’ll give it a go. Didn’t succeed with showing off a bit of face but really struggled with this angle 😅 you’ll have to teach me your ways sometime @rotundcapybara.bsky.social If anyone else has any suggestions let me know 👀

Just spent two hours rearranging my flat and while I'm not sure if I like it, I'm so bloody sure I'm not dragging the lot back to the way it was before bc tbh f u c k t h a t 😭

🙄 An emphatic 'fuck transphobes' to all, today and every day

Morning lovely people 💕 I thought I'd share a more realistic look at my bod this bank hol because; a) chunky guys are fit af, and b) I wanna show off my god awful tan lines Happy Zombie Jesus day fellas 😁

This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman

Gotta love a bit of black tile and chrome in the work loos, good job these are individual cubicles too otherwise it'd be a bit of an eyeful on a Wednesday arvo 👀

A movie from the year you turned 18 💖

My first name quite literally means peasant and tbh I think that's fairly on the money

Another day without letting myself nut, another morning waking up obscenely hard 😅 how long should I wait for?

#fcf mornings make it so hard to leave bed. Dragging this 6'+ frame out of bed is already difficult enough 😭

There’s always that one guy in gay friend groups

I have a friend whose name starts with 'u' and ends with 'torrent' that might disagree with that, ya bunch of shit eating capitalist leeches

Was just sorting through a cabinet (note, organising space for raunchier objects), and stumbled across a sketchpad containing a single drawing - a frog with human eyes and lips. That's literally the only thing in there. Why do I do these things

I fuckin adore sexual desire, love, lust, and all the rest - all the ways we become bizarrely attracted to one another, all the wanking, the LOT! Being a sweaty primate thingy is the best. Fat, happy, lustful and hedonistic (with limits people, with limits)

If I keep this up I'm gonna tear a hole through my pocket I stg 😅 #humpday can be tough when WFH

On an unrelated note I have a ridiculously insatiable need to make a guy precum and watch it make his underwear wet. That is all.

Met up with some old work mates last night. I was introduced to a new coworker of theirs. Why, of all the combos, did he have to be hairy, stocky, shorter than me, AND geeky? I'm simply too turned on for my own good, even at the best of times. 😅😭

Getting out into the world and hiking has, I hate to say it, been genuinely excellent for my mental health. Years of being told exercise is good for me and, lo and behold, it really bloody is. Here's where I went for my recent birthday - the Seven Sisters cliffs. Beautiful!!

I know this looks bad but I *PROMISE* I'm a reformed man now

I've been in Birmingham for literally like half an hour and I already have hotel h-word issues 😤 hoping that at some point today my constant semi dies down (also yes, I did spill soy sauce on my vest, deal with it)

you’re doing great, considering how much plastic is floating around your brain at all times

Hike completed! Despite being a tad shorter than previous we still got a good workout in, but now my legs and ass ache badly, I'd really appreciate some help 😣

it’s still fuck isr*el btw

If I see one more centrist bastard try to argue that fascists deserve empathy and sincere engagement I'm gonna start collecting scalps I stg

Being a slut in theory and a borderline monk irl is not how I planned on spending my 20s, how can I be so insanely horny all the time and still let the stupid anxiety win 😭

I really really love edging and getting caught up in the moment and the sensations - a l o t. What I definitely don't enjoy so much is trying to clean cum out of my hair and wiping it off the damn wall again.

Almost finished my pre-work daily affirmations 🥰

I'm dangerously close to placing a large financially irresponsible ASOS order but I NEED a treat, just a lil treat (and some jockstraps ofc)

I'm half Irish - do I still get kisses for St. Pat's? 👉👈

How is it that when I'm slightly ill (or in this case, hungover) I become infinitely more turned on? All it takes is a pindrop atm I stg 😅 anyways here's a lil smt to honour the #mcm gods

Going to uni to study a combo of history, politics, and international relations has not fared me well - I feel like an insane person having premonitions while screaming about the world ending 😭 Apollo's gift just isn't all that folks

Can't concentrate at work and this is the reason why - almost constantly leaking softie/semi getting in the way 😭

After a couple days of not cumming, the pre I leak goes from crystal clear to white - I can never be sure if I'm just straight up leaking cum because my balls are full 😅 either way, the cause of this is definitely fursday lol

Anyone else have an insufferable burning hatred for AI and its subsequent forced integration into everything with a screen? Am I just being petty? Maybe, but fuck them robots either way