Paulie”Vito’s Hitman” pArODy
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I’m a little rusty, but it’ll come back to me. pArODy
Republicans. Am I right ?!
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Kev - I love Bacon🥓. United We Stand!
11 days ago
🅰️🅿️🅿️RECℹ️🅰️Tℹ️ON➕🆕
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#draintheswamp
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lol 😂
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25 days ago
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LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT’S SATURDAY NIGHT!!
about 1 month ago
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lol!😂
about 1 month ago
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So wonderful to have a president who actually cares and understands the plight of the people. 🙄
about 2 months ago
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Tell me you’ve never played Uno without telling me you’ve never played Uno.
about 2 months ago
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Even if Trump dies of natural causes, the dipshit MAGA’s are going to blame the democrats. It’ll be pretty funny to see what kinds of conspiracy theories they’ll come up with.
2 months ago
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With these powers combined…
3 months ago
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He said the Pope was weak on crime. I beg to differ.
3 months ago
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I’m going to deal with this next month. Maybe.
3 months ago
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So if we have all the “sweetest” oil, why am I paying over $4 a gallon?
3 months ago
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Large Marge contributed to this nonsense.
#F!ckOff
3 months ago
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Don’t this guy have bedbugs at one of his shitty golf hotels? “Poorly maintained…” lol hilarious.
3 months ago
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We have such a piece of sh!t for president.
3 months ago
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
4 months ago
We haven’t been “winning” like this in forty three years.
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HahahahahahhaaaaaaaahahahahhhaaAaaaaaaaaHahahaahahahahahahhahaaaaaHhhhhaaaaaaa!!! 😂
4 months ago
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Trump has claimed he’s the “Acting” Supreme Leader.
4 months ago
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Gunther’s a tool.
4 months ago
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But Kamala was going to send your boys off to another endless war.
4 months ago
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Trump picks are all the smartest people.These dipshit MAGA’s did this to themselves. They did it to us too, which is why I’ll never forgive them.
4 months ago
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Kash Patel has finally gotten a pair of glasses for his Walleye Vision problem.
4 months ago
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Molly Jong-Fast
5 months ago
Someone tell Bari about the Streisand effect
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A pedophile, a rapist, a criminal, and a psychopath walk into a bar. The bartender says “Hello Mr . President”
5 months ago
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Jonathan Slater
5 months ago
Ha
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Holy shit
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5 months ago
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Jonathan Slater
5 months ago
Lifetime love
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸
5 months ago
RFK Jr. to Cheryl Hines: “I left a few lines of coke for you on the toilet seat in the shape of a heart. Happy Valentine’s Day.”
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When you lose the Babylon Bee… 😂
5 months ago
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Pretty funny coming from an immigrant.
5 months ago
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This dude said red dye in food is bad for you.
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Jonathan Slater
5 months ago
Beautiful
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Jess Piper
5 months ago
Oof…those lyrics though
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George Conway ⚖️🇺🇸
5 months ago
🥇🥇🥇
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Dipshit MAGA’s couldn’t handle a Hispanic halftime show, I don’t think they could ever understand symbolism.
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5 months ago
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lol
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Jonathan Slater
5 months ago
Let them be who they are
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Welp! There it is folks. If you were wondering what Vinny from Jersey Shore thought about ICE. You can now rest easy knowing he was a real piece of shit all along.
5 months ago
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I’m so sick and tired of being this sick and tired all the time.
5 months ago
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Shame! Shame! He’s not staying for questions.
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The REAL Blackheart
5 months ago
THEY (pedo trump) were just telling us what his plans were and some of us were just TOO STUPID to figure it out.
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MAGA dipshit Catturd thinks this is hysterical. Oh and also it’s all a conspiracy.
5 months ago
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Mark Hamill
5 months ago
ALEX JEFFREY PRETTI. Gone, but never forgotten...
#RIP_Alex
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Jon Cooper
5 months ago
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That’s my Governor!
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5 months ago
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I created a Cry Baby Award. Whoever wants to give it to a Cry Baby MAGA, please, be my guest.
5 months ago
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Dutchy Patrick
5 months ago
Facts, facts, facts and all 💯 true! Another fact, the criminal is still President while his ass should’ve been in prison….
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This is what it’s all about. This is what being dad is all about. Dad of the year.
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