LMAO real

it feels nice posting on the ol' blog again.

Some teen dude just now was giving me the stink eye looking at my clothes so I look at him and go "Fuck you"

Not a bad way to spend the afternoon

I hate generative ai ball lickers. The same idiots who say spell check is ai.

I bought 40 stickers from Hot Topic yesterday and these are some of them.

I got a 2nd place medal for my ugly Christmas sweater today! 🥸

Periods, leave women alone! 😤 I'm so sorry you had to see that, ladies. 😥 (6'5 btw)

I have no therapist until January 17. I'm gonna crash out.

Everybody loves you but nobody likes you. And that is the loneliest feeling in the world.

Friend: "I'm not telling you more about her" Me:

No power at the law firm this morning. This day is already a shit show.

Let's goooo, Philippines! We love seeing women in male dominated fields! 😍

My Immortal is such a FANTASTIC song

Bleh. Tried to be dramatic tonight. Ended up getting too pissed to do it.

You ain't rebellious for not following public etiquette. You're just a jackass.

It is Monday, my dudes

Inns in JRPGs are sometimes funny. Like what do you mean all the beds are out in the lobby?

Some old people should have read-only access to the internet for the entitled whiny shit they post

seeing grown ass adults be furious that cena lost really gives me energy not in a "ha ha they're dumb" way but in a "aw they really wanted him to win, and are pissed that the bad guy won" nature-is-healing kinda way Gunther's got guaranteed murder-hate heat for years off this and i'm THRILLED

Sorry i can't help you, i'm too busy aura farming

I'm sending memes to my therapist now because it's our last session today

It is Friday, my dudes

Whenever I'm on a phone call with a customer service agent for a problem, I try to be as chill as a customer as I can be since the issue isn't THEIR fault so why would I throw shit at them? Plus, being understanding gets them to actually wanna help you.

You ever look at someone and immediately think they're insufferable to know?

"Mr. Stark, I don't feel so good."

Didn't know you were chill like that, Mr. Chalamet

If an actor ever told me they'd play a role for free, I'd be like "bet" and immediately cast them. Saves my film's budget really.

Whenever I get a random call from a new client and I ask them who's calling, they go "this is Mrs. So and So" like I'm supposed to know who the fuck they are. Fuck off.

It's not even 8am and people are already pissing me off

It's a Mayday Parade kind of morning today

God, i should just tell them this lmao

I have a new therapist on January. 😭

"This is going to be great, Charlie. I love helping kids. I love kids, Charlie! I LOVE KIDS!!!"

Real

it is friday, my dudes!

I modeled my Hello Kitty Island Adventure character after my cat.

I love my trans friends. I will give them all the tit tacs.

People who put their phones on speaker deserve to have their phones stepped on.

Real

This is an adorable game.

Let's go get cute!

"Tell your boyfriend if he says he's got beef That I'm a vegetarian and I ain't fucking scared of him" THOSE LYRICS STILL GO HARD, GODDAMN IT

Never beating the Swiftie allegations ✌️😔

Real

If i ask you to hang out after you said we could and you tell me "lmao", you don't give a shit about our supposed friendship

My cosy game right now is Yakuza 0 on the Switch 2.

Real

Calm waters never made good sailors. Give the girl from the asylum a chance.