God i hate that flashlight notification that iPhones have.

This chicken is good. And this dude from the table across is cute.

I GOT MUDSHAKES. I downed them all as soon as I left the liquor store to be dramatic.

I'm ready to be self destructive again

it is friday, my dudes

i said hello to a pigeon walking in the rain today. it's been great.

🎶You heard I like the bad girls, baby, maybe that's true. For everybody else except for you.🎶 open.spotify.com/track/4KHnHC...

Breakfast (sad)

The future used to be super exciting

It's Monday, my dudes

The hottest girls have the most disgusting cars

Weekend beef bowl

Awkward motherfuckers who can't tell jokes properly end up being insufferable

It doesn't matter. Nothing matters.

I miss the anime cups

I am lightheaded from all the nicotine gum I've been chewing all morning. Fml

Proof that @danryckert.com is just an unevolved David Letterman pokemon

Me when I see Taylor Swift

The Tiktok killer WHAT NOW?

Hell yeah, Genshin Impact on phones can support controllers? Nice

LET'S GOOOOO

I bought Pokémon Fire Red for the Switch even though I have the ROM on a flash cart for my GBA SP.

Retail workers when they're allowed to fight customers

Uber and Lyft drivers who don't talk to me get 6 stars

genuinely want to get pokemon fire red for the switch soon. probably later after therapy.

I END UP ALL ALONE AS A CONSEQUENCE 🎶 open.spotify.com/track/3bGsC1...

Finished Like A Dragon Gaiden: The Man Who Erased His Name. Cried like a hurt bitch at the end

Back to work tomorrow

back in vancouver :(

I like my Italians sexy, call me gabagoon

No one is more clueless while being entitled than an old person in an airport

Old people in airports are a whole new level of stupid. Go to hell.

"oh I love Dynasty Warriors" "you love Dynasty Warriors? Pim, bro, I knew I liked you, dude!"

What the fuck is curling

i download gensin impact to any of my phones, wait for it to finish, play 30 seconds of it, say "wow i fucking hate how this controls", and just play on the ps5

Hit me with a beef bowl, baybeeee

I genuinely hate the mcdonald's breakfast menu. Or any breakfast menus where it's just mainly English muffins. Gimme real buns.

Fine! I'll play Genshin Impact again!

I like you just the way you are. And you like me just the way I'm not.

Why the hell are you asking for a document that YOU should have that was made 12 years ago?? You stupid old fuck.

Got my preorder of Yakuza Kiwami 3. In addition, my copy of The Man Who Erased His Name arrived today. Who needs goth girls when you have the Yakuza games? (me, a specific one at that, the one I'm in therapy for.)

Pride month? I'm proud of you every month!

me buying games that i won't have the time to play yet

No, I didn't get your message on Microsoft Teams because I'm not a nerd.

"stop acting crazy" first of all I'm not acting

Bluesky has drafts now! OH. HELL. YEAH.

Someone stop me from sending this to a girl I blocked

Me after chewing 15 nicotine gums in my mouth

If I'm eating and I have my earphones on, don't FUCKING TALK TO ME. GODDAMN IT.

It is Monday, my dudes