We👏Needed👏This👏Rain👏

Seen on the W&OD, tfw your tummy hurts

Saw and saved this picture (no idea if the beer is available around here) for all my Hunt for the Red October fans

@josephfray.bsky.social response to people posting "Sweater Weather!!": who the fuck is scraeming "STOP WEARING FLIP FLOPS" at my house. show yourself, coward. i will never stop wearing flip flops

My personal favorite photo from the day, thankful that the hurricanes decided to stay off shore this time! 🥰🥰 @volcanojw.bsky.social 🥰🥰

lmao go for it, I can't wait to see what happens when they shut down the ONLY good thing about living on base

On my bike commute yesterday I saw a tandem bike followed by a bike built for THREE??? So much better than a carpool!

Pressing the "admire puzzle" button on the NYT Connections is like lifting a sheet in the morgue to see the latest victim of a serial killer- Wyna you can't keep getting away with this!!!

Time sensitive: go look at the sky RIGHT NOW

The West End is like the butt of Alexandria: big, thicc and everybody's checking it out send skeet

Sounds like a BIBA member because she doesn't know what she's talking about!!

Imagining the stupidest possible Christian movie in which the Rapture occurs and the only people to ascend are Godzilla and the citizens of Monster Island

Come to the White Oak Canyon Trailhead for the most rule based bridge you've ever seen

POSTING HOLE (happy ALXfrastructure Friday to all who celebrate, love having this connection for the Holmes Run Trail back up and running)

If you're out and about in Del Ray right now be sure to stop by Anne Welsh salon- the little bluegrass ensemble is playing on the porch🎵🎻🎶

Not sure who pressed the Spoopy Cloud button but when I came up to street level to bike home I could swear I heard the music for when Bowsers Castle appears in Super Mario World

Oh, is there a Swiftball happening??

Without downloading anything new, where are you mentally? Same as it ever was!

If you're from any of the other continents this is historically a threat

There's a little bit of Alexandria everywhere! (Restaurant in Concord, NH)

Everyone is operating on the "if I stare at the wings while we're landing, the plane can't crash" logic and folks you can't do that with staring into The Void

Had to pull over today on the way home because I saw these guys munching away- if you want the cutest possible method for trimming your lawn look no further than www.lambmowers.com

This is the raving of a madman but I have to believe at least one person will get this joke and MAYBE find it lightly amusing

I almost wrecked my bike into Vie De France on Wheeler tonight when I got a whiff of the deep butter smell coming from the bakery 🤤🥐

Waiting on food so here's unsolicited thoughts on Sicario: Day of the Soldado. I really enjoyed the first Sicario aside from the stereotypically bad depiction of Mexico because it really captured the bleak and pointless state of both the war on drugs and terrorism and how it has hollowed out the US.

Increase a band: Tools

Food idiot alert: went to Thai in Shirlington for dinner and the summer special of a massive fried chicken cutlet with rice and two perfect sauces to dip in plus @volcanojw.bsky.social's Panang has me saying we need to this place yesterday.

Saturday Thoughts: - Against my better judgement, I enjoyed the new Naked Gun. It gains a full star in my rating simply for being 85 minutes long - I'm going to learn to be a better bike mechanic entirely out of spite because the guy at the Trek shop is such a aggravating little prick

Work today was absolutely terrible so I was sent into a brief state of nirvana at how goofy and whimsical the panagram was in today's Spelling Bee

Post your lock screen! (Previously it was Jenn scooting down a dune in White Sands on her butt)

At this point the Wachowski sisters need to be considered as prophets when they marked the late 90's as the peak of human civilization in The Matrix

yes ha ha ha YES!!!

For about ten minutes the sky was fully clouded over and the breeze was redolent of some far away alpine summit. It gave me a kiss on the brow and was promptly shattered by the return of the sun When is fall again? Three months?

Folks if you've been putting off renewing your passport, do it now because it took me less than a week from hitting the submit button to holding the new one in my hand via the online process!!

I might do ok but I think if I tell Rhod I have compromising photos of Greg he'll go into John Wick mode to get his hands on them

My boss sent this to me today from his COR traing- IANAL but can certainly see the merits of using Must vs Shall... HOWEVER I wouldn't ask the most obvious axe-grinding pedant and presumably only survivor of an Oxford Comma related gang war author this page! www.plainlanguage.gov/guidelines/c...

I'll highlight the part regarding when a UK show comes to the US and suddenly there's a cash prize on the line- to me it reveals the festering rot at the core of America: the lack of a welfare state, zero sum games and the fight to survive in a world of (artificial) scarcity

Blue Line changes disrupted my route to a morning appt pre-work, I'm on the People's Limousine for the first time in years! The accuracy of the schedule and arrival boards are getting pretty solid these days, so European that the ETA was marked as 4,37 on the board!

Come 2 Gooch Avenue in the next 10 minutes if u want an ass kicking

If you want bacon by the slice come to Goldthwaite's in Biddeford Pool, ME right now before I eat it all

Also, for the record:

Not sure why this was hard for everyone #family #corona #livelifeaquartermileatatime

Speaking of Alx pizza- the pupatella on Slater's has a sign and patio built out, it's actually happening???

Today's connections puzzle has a little easter egg for UK food idiots!

Dew point right now is Yes, Very Blech!!!

Alert: a far more consequential Alexandria election is happening right now 👇🥯👇

The Fountain

(Drew Gooden Voice) Yeah, I sure hope it does!

Blessing your timeline with these Joshuas Tree