Ocarina of Time, Twilight Princess, and I can’t pick between BotW and TotK 😂

Men 🥰🥰🥰

If I died and found out an AI was pretending to be me post-Mortem I’d find a way to rise from the dead just to delete my account

Bruh another shooting here in Rhode Island😡😡😡 meaning I have to go into work early tomorrow and work longer hours, fucked up!!!

Omg the princess herself gave me her photo!!🥰🥰🥰

ICE using the same ruse that Ted Bundy used to kidnap people should tell you something.

happy birthday to me! here's a kinda thirst trap-y pic :3

Gym kicked my ass today but at least I went! Peep the sweat on my jock🤭😈 (yeah I’m being slutty on main what about it??)

xenoblade on sale on my birthday you're welcome everyone!

EVERYONE GO WISH @parkerforsoup.bsky.social A HAPPY BIRTHDAY RIGHT NOW 🎉🎉🎉

happy valentine's day to the wonderful, beautiful, kind, and amazing @kevincgameplay.bsky.social 💕💕💕 talking to you and playing games together is the best part of everyday 😘 i love youuuuu

Happy Valentine’s Day to my beautiful partner, @parkerforsoup.bsky.social being long distance is hard but I love ending my days talking to you and I can’t wait til the day we can finally ditch the video chatting and just be together every day 🥰 love you so much bby ❤️❤️❤️

My hair is so wavy omg I caught a glance in the mirror and was like omg who is she???

i need lady gaga to do a song for the pokemon gen 10 credits

They should invent a me that can handle being left alone with my thoughts bc it’s truly a nightmare in my head most of the time 🫠

The way I truly wish I could spend every day admiring men and doing gay things

nope, if they were viable partners they would be partnered. next!

Can we please not use ai to take orders at the damn drive-thru I HATE IT

wait i'm actually gonna cry 🥺

Just spent over 20 minutes in the drive thru at @tacobell.bsky.social despite ordering ahead and now my lunch break is well past over…I don’t think we can call this “fast” food anymore 😡😡😡

BIRDO'S IN THE MOVIE LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

Men 🤮 but also Men 😈

so i like that i can see reposts in my lists but i would like to once again request being able to turn off reposts for individual accounts

How come my day off is by chance the day I get to have like no time to myself what did I do to deserve this!!

Now why is Oscar SO cheeked up 😂😂😂 #FireEmblemPathOfRadiance

fuck a bitch named 1-Ply

we need less white cis gay men giving their drag race hot takes

Why do men gotta be SO attractive I just wanna ogle them all day

WE'RE SO FUCKING BACK!!!!!!

fuck it i'm doing a #promosky i'm Parker (they/them). here are my interests Pokemon Xenoblade Kirby Fire Emblem Genshin Animal Crossing Twice NMIXX Le Sserafim Stray Kids XLOV Paramore Smosh Carly Rae Jepsen Drag Race follow if you also like any of those things (or if you just think i'm cute :3)

First fight with my mom ok the holidays can be over now

need 2026 to be my sluttiest year yet

Good morning bluesky I hope everyone had a wonderful holiday yesterday ☺️

Extremely funny to call the pope “holier-than-thou”

I need to be flirted with

Christmas was fun, but I’m excited to get back home and see my cat

merry christmas besties! 💕

Talking politics and my dad said “I consider myself a centrist” then immediately spouted the most liberal/borderline leftist beliefs like sir do you know what a centrist is

Going to a party tonight where the theme is “dress like a character from the grinch” and if I don’t win I’m gonna be PISSED (posting pics here bc none of the people who will be there will see this)

Been working since 6:30 this morning and not done until 7 tonight…big fuck you to the Brown shooter for making us have critical need for blood donations 😭 it feels good to help the community but damn I’m tired

Why stop at fcf when we could have meaty schlong Monday, thick dick Tuesday, whole hog Wednesday, towering boner Thursday, super chub Saturday, and saintly dong Sunday?

Yall she actually made us dinner for once! Proof that subskeeting works😂

When my sister comes home late: “Kevin could you sometimes make dinner for both of us when I’m gonna be home late?” When I come home late: “Nah I didn’t make dinner, I just waited for you so we could cook it together”…. EVERY TIME 🙄🙄🙄

thought i looked good this morning so fuck it. here's a shirtless selfie :3

Men are such trash