This really sucks. This also means the current Heisman favorite is the quarterback of …….. Indiana, which discovered football 12 months ago

The Big Palindrome contains multitudes.

Endo, buddy, pal, light of my life. What was that.

You lost me at "the autism problem."

Every wire photo from Indiana beating Illinois looks like

I keep finding new ways to be delighted by this game.

👀👀👀

This is somehow an understatement from a man who is usually incapable of them.

Belt. To. Ass.

Touchdown Indiana. Martin from eight yards out. There are some folks in this stadium tonight who remember 83-20, and I suspect they are enjoying themselves. #iufb

Went to Miami instead of Bloomington and then almost unanimously didn't believe in us. Not a serious show anymore.

How long does it take for everybody who said Illinois is this year's Indiana and they're going to the Playoff to entirely change their tunes and start dumping on them. Does it even make it to midnight?

Football school.

lmao

Full body surrender cobra

Sixty. I want sixty.

While looking like this.

Sir we NEED this table please finish your meal

I know it's a tough conversation but it has to be had.

I’m not sure I’d dare the Indiana defense to pin their ears back and bring it. This might be the first time this sentence has been said in a non-ironic way.

That was a DIME from Mendoza. Hell of a catch too.

Indiana is on their "get the gat" with pressure

SPECIAL TEAMS SPECIAL PLAYERS.

Bullying works.

Zero pregame coverage for a game that was supposed to start at 7:30. Say what you want about ESPN's SEC bias but they'd never be this bush league.

Nobody should be subjected to this much Rutger in isolation.

Blue is a menace

The Fever cannot be killed

I would simply stop trying to start fights with Aliyah Boston but I'm built different*. *scared of Aliyah Boston

Unbothered. Moisturized. Staying in his lane. Barking at the sprinkler because hound brain never sleeps.

From a court that couldn’t find its ass with both hands, a map, and a team of helpful woodland creatures.

FFS

Curt they were over there minding their own business okay

There's something very funny about NFL fans finding about Jonathan James McCarthy. Welcome, we've known this for quite some time.

You can deck out a lie in a suit, but I won't buy it I won't join in the procession that's speaking their piece Using five-dollar words while praising his integrity And just 'cause he's gone, it doesn't change the fact He was a bastard in life, thus a bastard in death

Like we all predicted.

The refs in the Colts game are bad and should feel bad.

If City were good this would be 5-0 at least. United may really be relegated. The dream is alive.

Never. In. Doubt. Always the Hard Way FC rides again.

THE DEVILS CLUB. IS RIGHT

Whoop, gig things, et al.

Coach, how are you doing? I frew up