I used to think there was only one really genuinely good dead college coach, Dean Smith, but now that Lou Holtz is gone, there is still only one genuinely good dead college coach

That's a hell of a comeback there Hoosiers.

The Indiana defensive effort is flat out embarrassing. Just befuddling.

And what rough beast, its hour come round at last, Slouches towards Bethlehem to be born?

We live in the worst society ever. I do not say that lightly. Everything is bad and was predicted by polisci nerds 40 years ago and we’re still here

Listening to Mama Tried another five times will fix me, surely.

jordan henderson isn't even Brentford's captain? lmao

Well, at least Wet Ham are terrible. We have that going for us.

Liverpool, rampant?

The Big Palindrome with the first joy I've felt all day.

Wisconsin is sick.

Don't put your hand in that.

Liverpool that was the scruffiest goal I have ever seen I am so proud of you.

*taps the sign*

Seems pretty clear that neither Michigan nor Duke is winning a title this year which is great for humanity.

Not sure how we'll go on only getting a split in the sport they're sure we're good at.

Were I a smart man I would turn this off at halftime and not have to suffer another half of this garbage. Unfortunately I am dumb as a brick. Go Hoosier.

Fire B1G refs into space. Try them at the Hague. Feed them to sharks with lazers on their head.

Love to find good looks only to miss open shots. That's certainly gonna settle us down.

Come back with your shield or die on it. #POTFB

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FILTH

Golden goal is a curse upon sports. 3x3 golden goal is just hell.

I see the US men’s hockey team isn’t done embarrassing us yet.

THEY ACTUALLY GAVE MO A PEN.

SOZBO YOU LITTLE HERO

Nothing but respect for my president.

CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! CURLING BEEF! (I never post Olympic videos bc the IOC will hunt you down but I am taking that risk so that you can hear the Canadian curling cursing)

Offense might be a problem here for the Hoosiers without Shay Ciezki.

It's messed up that my alma mater is putting up a statue of a basketball coach they fired over 25 years ago. Oh sure we don't have money to print the student paper or for foreign language programs but hey here's a donor who wants to fund a statue of the chair throwing jackass.

HOW CAN YOU NOT SEE THAT IN REAL TIME. WHY DO YOU NEED VAR.

I am in hell.

Scabby little prick.

HOLY SHIT DOM

Fellas you might want to finish the chances they gift you.

That’s a pen on anybody not named Mo Salah.

it's so embarrassing to make them un-storm the court so you can have a final shot and not take a shot

Go to hell Duke.

Never in doubt, Hoosiers.

production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

Italy is HOT for covering people's hair in what appears to be fake bird shit. They can't get enough of it!

I get this, but here's where I'm at: Trump & Vance are the worst of us. America is bigger than them, and they win if we let them define us. Team USA is the best of us. It's filled with Americans MAGA hates—first-generation + immigrants, LGBTQ+ athletes, people of color—& I'm gonna root for them.