Ice apparently murdered someone again and the video is distressing. You don't have to watch it, folks. There are better ways to bear witness than traumatizing yourself. If you do see it, play some tetris afterward. Seriously. I'll post rahaeli's thread on that.

If you were diagnosed with hypertension in the past 10 years, consider having your medications re-evaluated 30 days after that man strokes out in the middle of a 3am tweet storm.

FCF and a general strike? What a glorious day. Too bad it's -5 out.

If you saw my posts from earlier, you probably figured out that this is going to be today's video. I was going to include a lot more, but it was starting to verge on a 5-minute video and I didn't want to do that today. So instead, practical impractical advice on surviving the Arctic blast coming.

Today is a wonderful day to commission art.

New fuck bench is a bit low, but the price was right.

Dear Google Photos team. Please give me the ability to resample my videos from 4k to 1080p within the app.

If I don't get my hand in a butt in the next 9 hours. I may end up doing something extreme. Like walking to Omaha, buying a Russian nesting yacht, switching to decaf.

Happy Penguin Awareness Day to all the Linux desktop users out there. Both of you are helping to make the world a better place. 😁

Hey Microsoft. On the free version of Outlook that comes with Windows 11, let me block spammers even if they seem to have a valid unsubscribe link.

Get yourself a partner who will send you a detailed text when they wake up that boils down to, "I thought about you while I masturbated last night." Today is going to be a good day.

Creative insult of the day. "Your look like your lawn is touch deprived."

I want to take a stroll in the woods. I want to stop for a moment to examine an odd leaf, flower, or bug. I want to wonder, but not know, not grab my phone to find out. I want to wear just a hat and sandals. I want to do this without worrying about frostbite or hypothermia.

I don't want to be wealthy. I'd just like to, every so often, go to a restaurant that has a wine list and not worry about the bill.

Immodest proposal: repeal the Patriot Act.

"He's in a better place now." Oh, this city doesn't seem that bad, but I guess you would know it better than I would.

Slightly diminish a game Stardew Ditch

Why is ICE wearing jungle camo in a winter urban environment?

A friend of mine is selling his house in Lansing and moving to Palm Springs. Perhaps you know someone looking to buy a house in Lansing? www.realtor.com/realestatean...

Would be nice if I could end the work day with a handful of spoons and a couple of fucks to give.

Random thought. Question for those who have curb-side mailboxes, especially if you have lived at the same address for multiple decades. Have you ever been told that the box will need to be moved across the street?

Reposting so more people can see the most creative curse I've come across in a while.

Thank you BigBeaverEnergy.com

Overheard: "That man has a body like the state of Nevada. It deserves to be appreciated."

"What's with all the oranges?" "They're not oranges, they're tangelos!" "You're going to make me ask, aren't you?" "Ask what?"

Things that still amaze me. How small and clear cameras have gotten. How large and clear LED screens have gotten.

Overheard, "I don't know what is wrong with you, but I bet it's difficult to pronounce."

@criticacclaim.bsky.social Iron List idea. Once you finish All Good Things... on All Our Yesterdays, Top 10 ST:TNG episodes

I wake up to find out TFG has started WW III. I am so tired. Can I get some pictures of puppies? or butts? Or pup butts?

[wakes up] “I’m sorry, what”

You made it through 2025. Good job!

Pointless trivia question of the night. Who is the final member of the group, founded in 1969, that includes Mr. Jones, Ms. Blake, Ms. Dinkley, and Mr. Rogers?

I have a fifth of Rumchata and a fifth of Rumple Minze that I plan to drink tomorrow so I'm going to post my New Year's songs now. There IS reason to believe that this year will be better than the last. It has been to long since I've seen the ocean I should do that in 2026. youtu.be/1D5PtyrewSs?...

This year on Bluesky I wrote 265 posts and 385 replies. I received 1,540 likes, whereas 30 was from my most popular post! www.madebyolof.com/bluesky-wrap...

Woke up this morning singing. 'It's that little souvenir of a terrible year...' youtu.be/FHsip5xOenQ?...

I know a few artists follow me here. Do you, or someone you know, like to draw naked orcs? In January (x-mas checks have to clear first) I would like to commission a drawing of myself as orc. Full body, full color, shaded. Something that could be used as a reference sheet for future commissions.

Sign that you are a Varsity Level kinkster. You say to yourself, "I should really add a pulse/O2 to my toy bag."

What I want TFG to say tonight is, "I've started hospice care." I'll also take "I resign." More likely tho is, "Caracas is now a radioactive crater."

Take a moment to ask yourself, "Does this REALLY, REALLY need to be a Reply all?" If yes, close Outlook for 15 minutes then ask again.

For your consideration. In the category of Best Film Editing: _Good Boy_

Notes for future fantasy campaign. "The crown of the third-coast kingdom was silver. The five points were topped with sapphires, and in the center of the headband was a large almond-cut topaz."

Would you go to a barber who has a shaved head covered in tattoos? They also have full sleeves and probably more ink that they have not chosen to share with their clients.

There are some songs I listen to every December. This is one of them. youtu.be/j-MAqVsOLFI?...

Question for those who have seen the new Merrily We Roll Along. Do you think Charlie and Frank were fucking each other in the 50s?

It's feeling like time for another tattoo. I'm thinking of a pair of swallows on my chest, because I do. Next step determine what style I want.