Hey, hey, eyes up here, NERD! @jaqpup.bsky.social may be waddling around in a diaper the size of your homework load and Thunder O’King shoes, but he’s still more of a gremlin than you and he’s coming for your lunch money, dork. :p #abdl #furry #diapers

*sees some liberal post a bad photoshop of Trump in a diaper in an attempt to debase him* Me: man, I can’t stand Vangoo.

A clean bong will get you higher.

I quit poppers a year ago because I had big things happening in my life and I also couldn’t justify spending money on them. I still think about them and how good they made me feel, but man, that high is WAY too short.

So you’re an autistic asexual? Then where’s your diaper?

I wish that diapers gave me spontaneous orgasms while wearing them.

You rang?

I’ve been in that state where I’m either wearing a diaper or wanting to wear a diaper.

Inviting 😏 Comm for @yotepamps.bsky.social #ABDL #messydiaper

*Maynard James Keenan voice* My tented diaper won't go down

I tried chastity because someone told me that being pent up would make me hornier, but all it did was piss me off. lol

He's way cuter than he think he is! 🥺 Character by @maxwelllynx.bsky.social

“Need a diaper change, sport?”

Box is life

It's funny to me when somebody is like "I feel like you don't like me." When the reality is that they're a wonderful person, we just have vastly different vibes.

just relax u3u @yeensuit.bsky.social

Uh oh, blowout…

I love being a diaperboy.

"Don't really care if you're feeling lucky or not.." Fullbody for @bosonicvinegar.bsky.social

Diapers are the funniest underwear.

We’re bringing back babyfur[dot]me complete with all the ableist insults, white-knighting, projection, and punching down that you so dearly miss!

I’m on the toilet 24/7

My real name is Randall Maverick Heroin.

*Les Claypool voice* My name is Weed

What else could you wish for during your birthday?

Ref sheet for Weed 🎨: @headshift.bsky.social

It makes me happy that people associate Barney with me.

Ref sheet for Weed 🎨: @headshift.bsky.social

I haven't gone through a purge cycle in 15 years, just intermittent binge cycles.

I want the finest chiral printed diapers.

My favorite code word for asking if someone is wearing a diaper is "Are you in uniform?"

I'm so filthy, dirty, and disgusting :3c

my diaper is full of stinky beer pee

Oh how I long to be an insatiably horny, cum brained, diaper obsessed pervert again. I'm only one of those things now.

J.R.R. Tolkien was wrong about "cellar door" being the most beautiful phrase in the English language. It's actually "diaper porn".

The forbidden phrase...

the zionist-abdl community is in shambles after prominent members were caught on camera saying that all the babies should die so they can have more diapers

Sit, stay 🦮

WTF, these are like the cutest diapers I've seen

I once made a post on r/abdl making fun of people who feel like they have to justify their interests by saying they're "non-sexual littles" and everyone hated me for it.

I hope my enemies have diarrhea forever, and never take a satisfying shit ever again.

I’ve honestly not been in the mood to wear a diaper nearly as often. At least it’s saving me A LOT of money.

When the mess comes out like a champagne cork, it’s not pushies, it’s shovies.

I love masturbating in my diapers!

The duality of Weed

I don’t practice diarrhea I don’t got no porcelain throne I had a million diapers, but I Pooped them all

I cannot stop pooping. It's a series of small messes that have created a very full diaper.

ABDL diaper companies should hire me to put their diapers on their models. Tired of seeing bad tape-jobs in the photos meant to showcase their products.

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