I'm trapped but happy the boys are sleeping next to each other

Donald duck already doesn't wear pants you REALLY DON'T WANT THIS

I can't tell.if this means I'm aging well or I'm over confident in my looks

The most helpful phrase of 2025 👇

My cat is an asshole... normally he's mehhh on wet food, only wants his dry. For the last few months he's preferred wet so I was really worried it was a sign of something ...he just wanted me to wash his food bowl and he was mad at Edward

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I showed you my shark pls respond

I've reached the point where I binge old episodes of 8 out of 10 cats so I can feel something

If your Humanity falls past a certain threshold, you have to buy Twitter or own Amazon.

Some combo of plants in my neighborhood smell like malort

Like yeah the first one is intimidating etc but, if you aggro the sweet, floop eared cinnamon roll in the second? No one is blaming the second one

The more I learn about Edward's genetics the more hilarious him being a coward is. Like, his gremlin looking ears? Probably from that 3% Anatolian Shepard. Which means he basically got all the goofy genetics of some of the most well known guardian dogs But 0 guardian dog personality

To make art is to be human

Altman has been quite clear about his strategy. From the 2008 crash he learned that if you bind enough of the economy to your business you can do whatever you like; government will decide the rules no longer apply. What he's selling is unaccountabilty.

There's always this joy mixed with sadness when you find something silly a pet who passed did, like moving a couch and finally understanding why "they fought in that spot" and finding a bone. Joy because you have the memories, sadness because they are gone

There's a Disney x F1 drop tommorow and I'd feel personally Targeted if it was somehow also Enchante too So instead I'm only seen in Millennial

Was doing a pickup at IKEA and a furry in rave gear walked by, and disappeared as I was driving away (was going to offer a ride if we were going in the same direction). Is this the new Fae?

It was a gorgeous day

Soo Krogans still Scalies right?

Australia has so much electricity from solar power that it is going to start offering free electricity to everyone for at least three hours during the day as the wholesale price of power goes negative electrek.co/2025/11/04/a...

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Edward ate 2 popovers he wasn't supposed to and is wondering why his stomach hurts

There is not a single thought going through his head

lol. lmao.

Get wrecked Cuomo

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Special congrats to my microwave who has been wrong for six months but is now back to actually telling the time

Likewise, if wage theft was treated as criminally as time theft, a lot of businesses would run a lot differently. Businesses are people when it comes to counting victims but never when it comes to counting offenses.

Edward is now fully involved with Bear friend, Maya's favorite toy was a Division 2 bear keychain she stole from me, Edwards love of his giant bear makes me feel warm fuzzies

When he corncob's the bear it looks like he's making out with the bear

He is unsure of bear friend

...the shit we do for our pets

It's been a year since Veilguard came out, it feels somehow both longer and shorter then that. Maybe I'll actually hang my shipped it plaque today

They were unfortunately out of the cows and they are not getting anymore so if you happen to see the 53" highland cow at Costco and will be in the Seattle area...I'll happily pay you back ...or any one but the Frenchie, Edward just wants a wrestle buddy and I want it NOT to be my ottoman

If you saw me dive into a box of squishmallows at Costco Mind your business I was looking for a cow

Starting the yearly trimming of the Fig Tree, Edward appointed himself stick rater, it's actually a pretty good system

I am 100% dressed as Lydia while doing this

He's a sandworm

Edward's first Halloween he gets to participate in is going to be great

Theres an Elementary school across from us, I tend to walk Edward around when school gets let out since it's around usually when I'd need a rage walk. Today, one of the moms went "Is that Edward? All the kids talk about him!" ...my dog is a celebrity among children

I just watched my dog try to scratch his butt with a toy...and it was squeaky toy

Planet Money making a game about Economics and IM NOT INVOLVED is going to make me feel salty forever

My mom heard Edward bark on the phone and said she's glad I have him because she worries less about me after hearing his bark. ... Edward ran from my shadow

Edward does not understand that "Mom is in an interview" does not mean HOUSE HORSE PARTY TIME

I do love the cold

The LinkedIn "Hey we're a recruiting service pay us to do your resume" okay what money? I'm UNEMPLOYED.

I had to go out of town for a wedding so poor Edward had to be boarded, I swear half the photos are him just looking concerned LOL. They adored him so much though

It's Monday I'm back on the search!!

People telling me what Veilguard and ESO means to them some days keeps me going