Loki will be missed...he was a good dog

Goodbye Loki Poki

I would really like 2025 to just stop

Well I was right about the buy out...wrong about the buyer...Kushner is really surprising

... Edward tried to bring the fence possom a toy

And my debt card got stolen

The job hunt is fucking brutal... honestly we need UBI just because I know I'm not the only one who gets dark thoughts over this...

"would you like to see my chicken?!"

Edward is the definition of a himbo in dog form. He gets LOTS of female dogs flirting with him but has 0 clue and just tries to play

I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA 10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)

The very friendly female Chow Chow who has a crush on Edward now greets me if she sees me ;_;

Have you read Neurotribes?!? If you want to know what autism is and why it is diagnosed more, Neurotribes explains the whole history. www.penguinrandomhouse.com/books/310415...

probably the realest thing ive ever seen posted on that website

Edward is pro coffee shops

I really could use some luck right now...I'm so tired

Took Edward to see Sea Puppies today.

Edward honestly keeps me sane in these dark times. Having his big happy face like YOU'RE BACK MOM whenever I see him is the best

Disney/ABC have a responsibility to refuse to participate in corruption. Kimmel must be reinstated. If Disney/ABC agree to this extortion then perhaps creatives + workers should consider collective action to push back. Same w/buying park + cruise tickets if they bow. People have power. Ask Target

This game of baseball has so many dad bods twerking

Still looking for work! My current contract is unstable and barely enough to get by, If you need Systems, Combat, Product Management, MTX, Economics, or more I'm you're gal

Got stung through my leggings by a yellow jacket while walking. Id like off this ride

Today I learned that Rottweilers have curly tails when undocked. Which is where Edward's curly tail comes from

where are the standing ovations for the trans kids who never got to grow up? for the mothers who died delivering a child they knew would kill them? for the people murdered because of the colour of their skin? all violence is political. I stand for those who fell to it, not those that peddled it.

Oh no Edward learned to put his paws in the walk up counters at coffee places so he can beg for snacks Whelp

Well I installed a public dog poop bin, ordered a little free library kit, wore my dog out, put up 2 shelves, put the secondary recycling out, and worked on the new beds ...I deserve a beer

Whelp Edward met a Mayoral candidate today He's going to fight with Alex for his political connections clearly

Turns out like children: Edward also needs his afternoon nap to not be a degen

You know... multiple lawyers in your "who viewed your profile" feed on LinkedIn is never a good feeling

Edward is sad: he broke his rubber chicken

Fyi still looking for work my current contract is letting me barely squeak by but is not long term

Edward's solution to 99% of problems is to stomp until unstuck

Wait is everyone in the helluva universe a switch

We have a bit of a natural experiment here. Compare the tone, quantity and duration of Charlie Kirk coverage with that of the two Dem lawmakers gunned down in their homes in Minnesota 6 months ago. May be revealing.

Partner has to go out of town next week sooo Edward and I will be extra on our bs

Thinking about the part in the Cyberpunk TTRPG setting in which the entire “first” internet had to be scrapped because the users turned it into garbage.

I may have startled him

Lol I got enough coupons for Redd Dog for. Free Meal guess we're going back soon!

Fragrance Sky: I did a thing

Honestly, I'm an annoying proud Chicago native every day I have a Chicago flag Phoenix planned as a tattoo even, but, I've never been prouder than knowing my home town is looking at a wannabe dictator and saying "fucking fight me"

I also at Redd Dog got to watch a tech bro have an existential crisis over me pointing out he would get more value out of building an llm using his own codebase so he knows it's acting baseline like him then spending $600 a month on a public LLM which WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PRICE

I also learned today A LOT of the fragrance counters in Nordstroms have dog snacks

"don't mind if I do"

I love that Redd Dog exists as a local chain, it means I can regularly take Edward to dinner and not have to worry I'm bothering people

When you get a ton of snacks at the fancy mall you fall asleep waiting for your fancy dinner

Honestly, I feel like I need to do something with Edwards new found fame but I'm really bad at it lol

Honestly part of me wants to see the Texas national guard try. Chicago busts out when the cubs win...give north and south side a common enemy you're fucked Also I bet they put ketchup on hot dogs

There's a non zero chance he was on the local news and in the paper too? WHAT THE FUCK

Begging centrists to recognize that impeachment is actually not the correct response to such a thing, if it were true as opposed to just edgelord memeing