ShortGuyTye
@shortguytye.bsky.social
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It must be so hype to be a cardinal rn, like good for yall, this is y’all’s Super Bowl, hell yeah
about 1 year ago
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Being blind must be terrifying because you can’t see if there’s a monster in the shower with you after you wash your face
about 1 year ago
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If I reaaaaally put my mind to it I’m sure I could start working out and become a star nfl tight end or something
about 1 year ago
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Another massive blow to Drake as Kendrick Lamar finds 5 dollar bill on sidewalk
about 1 year ago
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We really need to get rid of standardized spelling. Have fun again. Scrimp cocktale
about 1 year ago
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So uh, you drink chocolate milk with that mouth?
about 1 year ago
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Anyone who says I’m not funny is just a hater sent by big boring
about 1 year ago
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soul nate
about 1 year ago
[threatening a baby] here comes the airplane
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If you watched adventure time and didn’t like Prismo, please send me your info so I can get a restraining order
about 1 year ago
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Comedy peaked when Diogenes plucked that chicken
about 1 year ago
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d.ly
about 1 year ago
wait I think it’s called Ratatouille bc he’s a rat?
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presentdad🙋🏻‍♂️
about 1 year ago
calling the hotel front desk to ask what i’m allowed to take home without getting in trouble
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waterloo head
about 1 year ago
when i skeet about my cats, i call that making a pspspspspspsspt
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The Polymath
about 1 year ago
I’d really appreciate if my enemies could stop winning.
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Who up jorking their brains with Wikipedia articles
about 1 year ago
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Gosh is real and you’re going to heck if you don’t believe me
over 1 year ago
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Am I crazy or are the holidays lowkey getting whimsical again these days
over 1 year ago
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Apparently some car companies are about to fail. I’m praying that the greed of car manufacturers starts the downfall of American car dependent infrastructure
over 1 year ago
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Poop huh? Why don’t you remove that last p and say that again big guy
over 1 year ago
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Whenever it is blisteringly cold and I’m forced to walk between places of interest, I can’t help but imagine I’m in the likes of ancient mammoth, marching along the frozen tundra with indomitable spirit. And that really helps warm me up honestly
over 1 year ago
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I could jump real high if I wanted
over 1 year ago
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I just saw someone quick save and then walk into the bathroom. Wtf he doing in there??
over 1 year ago
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Can someone tell me why in gods name they felt like they needed to make a Moana 2??? I mean like it’s just a blatant…. Money grab … uh… *kisses you*
over 1 year ago
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They always turn a house into a home, I want to see someone turn a house into some doves or smth
over 1 year ago
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Thanksgiving is the only holiday where the mascot gets eaten. Unless you’re into Uncle Sam like that
over 1 year ago
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Do you think the cars universe has wikiwheels
over 1 year ago
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If they can add fluoride to the water they should add Dr Pepper too. I would like that
over 1 year ago
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How do they get babies for tv shows? Mom gives birth all day and the first thing she thinks is “we could make money off this”
over 1 year ago
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A man with two apples is hungry, a man with two watermelons is suspicious and a man with three oranges is a juggler
over 1 year ago
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Pokemon prolife pokemon prochoice. No further questions
over 1 year ago
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Me when I see a pair of objects even remote pink and green in color: CODMO WAMDA
over 1 year ago
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I hate when people make socials just to follow people. Like don’t make a Bluesky just to follow me
over 1 year ago
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Being a cowboys fan born in the 2000s sucks because you get all the infamy and hate but literally none of the rewards.
#cowboys
over 1 year ago
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Did I just get an actual fortune from a Panda Express fortune cookie? Is… is nature healing?
over 1 year ago
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#promosky
Let’s see what I can remember I like - Pokémon - DnD - Drums - Surfs up - Green Day, QOTSA - Ninja Sex Party - Markiplier - wildlife - nature - animals - fun facts - Dandadan - Geography - Flags
over 1 year ago
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Why did they made him a hot raccoon
over 1 year ago
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I LOVE CEILINGS TO MUCH THEYRE SO UNIQUE AND COOL EVERYONE OF THEM. TILED, ARCHED, EVEN POPCORN. WHEN I SEE I COOL ONE I CANT HELP BUT GET DIZZY AND SPIN IN CIRCLES, CALL ME A CEILING FAN
over 1 year ago
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I love when a state knocks down a dam or a forest gets special protection. There is some good in the world still
over 1 year ago
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How many traffic lights does it take to pass a captcha? No seriously I can’t get past it
over 1 year ago
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