へんしん！

She’s tucking her hair behind her ear to sit down. Girl. You’re so cooked. Instant noodles meets boiling water

I desperately need to go to the Yen Press Yuri Cafe

#umamusume it's machan!

coming up with a new idea called "driving like shit olympics". no more bland, unprovable statements like "california drivers are the WORST" allowed. whichever state wins every 4 years gets a moonshot-sized public transit investment to get those fuckers off the road

There she is

I think perhaps we should retire dungeons and dragons so the TTRPG industry can recover from all the attempts to flip it into things that it is utterly unsuitable for

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production of The Muppet Show should not be dependent on petty vulgarities like “ratings” or “revenue.” it should be preserved as a vital function of american culture. it should have a taxpayer-funded budget rivaling the CIA

"I need AI to make art, human art is only for the rich and privileged-"

billionaires should not exist but im about to become one

Got a new commission for Dalgona! This is the first time I've gotten someone to draw her sleepy "before coffee" design, and I love it! Credit to @Full_burrrrrrst on X

I got my first horsey art!! by x.com/Uehara_2104_

Watching a Japanese food youtuber call a 2,800 yen (about $18) meal expensive makes me want to rip my eyes out. We're really, truly, being screwed here huh? My standard order at *Taco Bell* isn't much less than that.

Thinking again about the coworker who suggested a movie that ended up being softcore gay porn when I mentioned I like watching bad movies. What could he have possibly meant by this?

Maybe the funniest line of dialog in the Ace Attorney series.

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS So glad I don't have to buy the whole thing again

Trails in the Sky SC is going great so far

the current problem with the nintendo directs that isnt gonna go away anytime soon is that nintendo make them to show what games that are on steam are going to be on nintendo soon whereas we all watch them to see what nintendo games are going to be on steam soon

mad scientist swirly glasses should not be exclusive to round frames

Tried drawing @lillybee.bsky.social

Westboro Baptist Church tried to make an Anti-Luigi Mangione poster but it just looks like Luigi is threatening billionaires and goes unironically hard af

hey just in case you haven't seen baby minecraft fox

this goes so fuckin hard ”A revolution must be started by yourself. An egg, opened from the outside, is food; opened from the inside, it is a new life.“ Ovum exteriore apertum cibus, interiore vita nova. Revolutio exteriore est incursio.

As someone who is over six feet tall, I can say that y'all aren't doing enough with the height difference fics. Talls use the top shelf to hide the snacks we don't want to share. Our feet hang off the edge of most beds. If we hug you and you go high, we have to suppress the urge to hoist you.

Her swag is unmatched

this works on me btw

yuri is the right of all sentient beings

open question for computer touchers

yeah me too

I had an appointment scheduled with my HRT provider today. Yesterday they messaged me asking to reschedule, so I rescheduled for next week. Today they said "oh, we can actually do it today, and if you no-show, you'll have to pay the fee". Come the fuck on.

Got a new commission for Dalgona! This is the first time I've gotten someone to draw her sleepy "before coffee" design, and I love it! Credit to @Full_burrrrrrst on X

I'm so back

I made a filterlist for uBlock Origin to remove Generative AI features on websites. Includes blocks for * Google AI Summaries * YouTube Ask button & chat summaries * GitHub Copilot * Facebook AI chat * X's Grok buttons * Deviantart DreamUp * Booru AI images * And more github.com/Stevoisiak/S...

Loaded up this week's Critical Distance and was immediately hit with this oof

ワン！ツー！スリー！

Geolouise is so great

The Cortylorhynchus considers my problems, nods sagely, and says, "have you tried basking in the sun about it? While being as spherical as possible?"

I just had the thought "Maybe I should reinstall FGO" and I need someone to stop me.

we need but sever the tail 🗣️ #art #dragonsdogma #scribble

What do you MEAN the president audibly SHIT himself live on camera and they immediately cancelled the press conference and rushed everyone out of the room like it's a fire drill, and it happened two days ago, and I'm just hearing about it NOW?

Special week's two moms :D #Umamusume

"Say... do you wonder why the sky is the same blue as your lake?" "No..." #wriggleswonderland

Outdoor time with the fish wife

it's a sad casualty of a very locked down controller ecosystem (among other things) that games basically don't come with goofy peripherals anymore to support unique experiences not all of them were good but there's no ps5 controller that has a spinner on it so clearly something is wrong

I wish I lived in the uma musume universe just so I could go get plushies of me and my friends from a claw machine.

This is where giving girls pants with no pockets leads us