So we got Americans killed, blew 30 billion dollars, murdered 185 Iranian schoolchildren all to put Iran in a better financial position compared to two months ago. Art of the deal. To be fair, exploding on minors is something that Trump is actually good at. Everything he touches turns to shit.

Cankles McTacotits always chickens out! TACO TUESDAY, BITCHES!

B-52 bombers have departed from RAFB Fairford, UK. Flight time to Iran puts them there at 8pm EDT. Buckle up.

It’s absolutely batshit that this is actually the POTUS. “Will Trump nuke Iran? WHO KNOWS? Tune in at 8pm!” This is nothing more than a reality show to him.

MAGA loves to throw around “5D chess” when it comes to Trump. In reality, it’s like playing chess against a pigeon. Trump just knocks all the pieces over, takes a shit on the board and then struts around like he won. Trump in Iran is like rock paper scissors and he keeps choosing rock.

What are the chances of the 25th amendment being invoked, you say?

The White House is denying that Trump has been admitted to Walter Reed. He’s definitely at Walter Reed. If he kicks the bucket Easter weekend…

This guy could’ve been our vice president. We ended up with Cankles McTacotits and a dude who fucks furniture instead.

@timmiller.bsky.social @thebulwark.com Cankles McTacotits is now my go to nickname for the shithead-in-chief.

The United States’ current situation in Iran.

@thebulwark.com @timmiller.bsky.social I still can’t believe we have three more years of this shit and when I think about how much worse it can get, I literally shudder. Every single day it’s another “Hey everyone! Watch me step on my own dick!”

By easing sanctions on Iranian oil that was already at sea, Cankles McTacotits, who loved to gripe about how we gave Iran pallets of cash totaling $400M, has basically given them 14 BILLION.

Cankles McTacoTits is in way over his head.

“We negotiate with bombs”. —Secretary of Warrrrrrr Pete Kegsbreath. We are led by absolute morons. People who have zero business near power.

This is a gateway to a lot of dangerous things. We should all be very concerned about this.

Trump on Iran: “The war is won”. This is being said as 3000 paratroopers from the 82nd are being mobilized to the Middle East.

FEMA Director Gregg Phillips alleges he and his car were TELEPORTED to a Waffle House.

Word on the street is that the Trump Admin is considering lifting sanctions on Iranian oil to keep the price in check. No, this is not an article by @theonion.com

Bryce Harper. Let’s fucking go!

This lineup should be absolutely CRUSHING the ball. Schwarber, Judge and Raleigh combined for 169 dingers in 2025. #WBC

The USPS isn’t there to make money. It never was.

Why has the ratio of USPS managers to craft employees increased to 1:7? The USPS has increased headquarters employees by 14% and local management staff by 22% in 4 years. Why is the USPS not stopping the $1M+ loss daily in counterfeit shipping labels? No one has asked these questions.

Absolutely. Prior to RTO, the outgoing mail in my local office was dispatched every evening at 1700hrs, even on Saturday. Now Saturday’s mail sits until Monday morning at 0630 hours.

Rep Palmer from Alabama called the USPS NDGV (Next Generation Delivery Vehicle) a “euphemism for electric vehicles” The average USPS vehicle drives less than 7 miles per day and is the perfect conduit for an electric vehicle. The YOUNGEST of the current fleet of LLV’s are 32 years old.

Postmaster General Steiner is testifying on Capitol Hill at 2pm EDT. www.youtube.com/live/9sLx2hm...

These shoes also deliver your mail daily. We are the logistics backbone of the entire country.

Q: "What's your time frame for when cargo ships can safely go through the Strait of Hormuz?" Trump: "It won't be, I don't believe too long."

Trump is the physical manifestation of America’s stupidity.

@timmiller.bsky.social @thebulwark.com I’m a USPS employee and not just a pair of shoes. I know that the Postal Service is probably low on your list of priorities, but the PM General is on the Hill today. We are the USA’s logistics backbone. I’m anxious for my future. No privatization!

www.newsweek.com/postmaster-w... I’m USPS employee. The amount of fat in management is astounding. The OIG reports that we are losing upwards of $1M per day in counterfeit postage. Still charge pennies for bulk mail. Pennies for political ads that have to be treated better than 1st class.

So we are letting Iranian tankers pass through the Strait of Hormuz? This is some of the dumbest shit I have ever heard of. This Administration just can’t stop stepping on their own dicks, but what do I know? I’m just a pair of ill-fitting shoes?

“They’re ignoring *rump, and making their own side deal! Of course, France and Italy are reportedly negotiating with Iran to let their tankers through the Strait of Hormuz…”

Trump is now threatening NATO if they don’t come and help him clean up the bed he shit in. Sorry, Donnie. You don’t hold any of the cards right now. You dropped a turd on this Tempur-Pedic and now your fat ass has to sleep in it.

The US Postal Service is losing upwards of a million dollars per day due to parcels being shipped with counterfeit labels. Please contact your congressional representatives and demand action and accountability! This would make a good story for @moreperfectunion.bsky.social

I wish I could tell you all I found this on @theonion.com. I really wish I could. This is actually from the official White House Facebook account.

Trump says US may strike Iran’s Kharg Island oil export hub ‘just for fun’ This is war. People are dying. We are doing shit just for funsies now?

@timmiller.bsky.social We need more of you and Sam Stein. I find listening to those episodes to be incredibly cathartic. Thank you for being a bright light in an incredibly dark and uncertain time.

AIPAC should be required to register as a foreign agent.

Remember Howard Dean? Pepperidge Farms remembers. This would have been the death knell to any other candidate besides this asshole.

So Baron VonShitsHisPants has basically told our allies to “get f*cked” for the past 15 months and now Trump expects them to help us? Everyone told me that my vote for Kamala meant war in Iran and look what happened. Trump isn’t going to be able to lie his way out of this one.