oh no you spilled addictive drugs into my addictive drugs

what channel is the game on?

“A tiger, an elephant, a giraffe…”

70% of working age SNAP recipients work full time. The companies should pay them a living wage! SNAP is corporate welfare.

I feel like Liquid Death airballed on the naming conventions here. Cereal Killer was right there.

I'm hunting for some new albums and I'd love some recommendations. I don't necessarily care about genre--what was the last album you listened to that blew your mind/made you say "holy shit"?

"The beatings will continue until morale improves."

If I ran for public office, this would be my "fellas agenda".

This was a blast to put together. A lot of neat details in the design, plus some clever tricks on the dpad and buttons. 10/10, highly recommend if you're a fan of the Game Boy.

Shit is going down at our local distillery

Has anybody picked up anything cool in the Steam Fall Sale? Looking for recommendations. I like: Roguelites/likes Souls Card games Shooters Puzzles Making big numbers

Cathy has to go. Period. Unrivaled has shown what effective leadership looks like in women's hoops. A fantastic product that treats the players well. Cathy has been given an absolute gift in the talent coming into the W, and she's so far up her own ass that's she's about to completely airball it.

He is not, and never will be one of the best in the world that he so desperately desires, because he doesn’t understand that it’s the little details and the shitty boring work that actually makes you great. It’s about mastering yourself before you even think about trying to tell others what to do.

I know who Pete Hegseth is. He’s the guy constantly doing bench reps in the weight room but thinks agility drills and footwork “is for pussies” He’s the guy pounding ten different steroid cocktails while ignoring his playbook He’s a practice squad all-star who wilts every time the lights come on

Knock on wood, but yesterday and today are the first days I've been able to walk pain-free in maybe 2 months. F*** plantar fasciitis.

Lynx head coach Cheryl Reeve’s full quotes postgame re: officiating in loss to Mercury. Don’t want to take any of it out of context, so here’s the full clip ⬇️

NFC North shit posting hits God-tier levels when the Packers lose. 😂

There are too many banger games out right now. I'm still working through my Elden Ring playthrough, meanwhile Silksong is sitting on my backlog, Monster Train 2 wants me back, and Hades II went 1.0 today. And Balatro has its hooks in me again too. 😳

Out of all the good football that went on today, the only game I actually got to watch was Chiefs/Giants. 💩

For every ounce of effort you put into doing good for your community, some Karen is going to complain in an equal and opposite manner. 🙄

My local area is a bit of a disc golf desert, with people needing to drive 45 minutes-ish to get to a decent course. I might be the one domino that gets the rest to fall though--the city put out an announcement on our new course, and this morning I got contacted to consult on another city's course.

Today I had a course designer come to town and consult with me on the layout. After a few tweaks I think we'll have a 4.5/5 rated course when we're done. 😁 I got rained out before I could start outlining teepads, but I'm still hopeful to have the course in the ground by October.

I'm still a Lunar Owls fan, but that Hive logo is dope af.

80% of the reason I rarely take extended time off is the massive inbox I have to chew through when I get back.

A big W for those of us that believe in our right to open carry a sandwich.

Get your 19 jerseys out, it's gonna be a fun ride.

A damn good round, especially considering the extra exercise of pushing my 2 year old around in her wagon. 🔥 #discgolf

The whole Cracker Barrel thing is the nail in the coffin for the word WOKE. It's meaningless to those people now. It means fucking nothing. It means "I don't like this because it changed." It means "I have a room temperature IQ and something doesn't look right." It means "The world scares me mommy!"

Bring him home! #skolvikings

Two weeks?!? 😳😳

What's the point of getting financial freedom at 30 if you're going to go into cardiac arrest 3-5 years later?

Our baskets arrive on Monday! IT'S HAPPENING 😁

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LET'S GO LYNX!

In today's day and age where everything has some combination of internet connectivity, social features or AI I've come to appreciate my retro consoles more and more. It's just nice to simply play a good game and disconnect for a while.

Take a meme, leave a meme.

If your religion tells you that you aren't allowed to eat pizza, I will defend your right to your beliefs and I'll whip you up something else if you're at my house. When you start using your religion to ban everyone from eating pizza though--that's where I'm going to have a problem.

Another super effective @jme0906.bsky.social addition to my bag. Gonna catch all of the chains with this one. #discgolf

Holy hell-- I know Zelda II gets a lot of hate but that's too much. Personally, I love it. The run to the last temple is a slog and it can be hard in spots but it's FAR from the worst Nintendo game.

My other eclipse pilot is the best flying putter in my bag-- ridiculously stoked to add another one with some fresh @jme0906.bsky.social art into the bag. 🤘

I love my job and the helping work I get to do in our communities, but the increased demands on me post-layoffs are making me feel like too little butter scraped onto too much bread. 😕

Trying to win big at the casino

People driving cars get their undies in a massive wad when they have to share the road with a bicyclist. People act all aggressive with me like I'm in their way when I'm going down the road at 26-28mph and the speed limit is 30 in town. 🙄

Kayla. McBride. 🔥😳🔥

my brother if you are struggling to get laid in 2025 and you think you'd do better in a world where women are even more aggressively shamed for expressing their sexuality and also don't have access to birth control i don't know what to tell you.

The Minnesota Lynx are the complete package. Absolutely top-tier, efficient, ethical hooping. 🏀

Somebody just threw a dildo onto the court at the Valks/Dream game.🤦‍♂️

Today on shitter: people freely admitting that they lack the basic life skill of knowing how to feed themselves.

When you're fighting a boss and a choir starts singing in the soundtrack