I fucking love a glass of port after my Sunday roast #smashthesystem

This cassette:

Nobody holds a chicken in the air or sticks a deckchair up their nose anymore and that's sad.

Using one photo already on your phone what is the announcement?

I see Hanson are on the come back trail

QT this post with someone you wish was still alive

Well done Lionesses. Just one job left....go out and celebrate, seriously party and turn up for that parade on Tuesday in a condition that makes Flintoff after the Ashes win look like he'd had a quiet night in

Mystery woman? That's Yootha Joyce!

We both got pissed and did something catastrophic (too route one?)

After that slip, do you think Djokovic will even be able to manage a semi? #Wimbledon

🎼 Wemyss ware Wemyss ware Party time Excellent #AntiquesRoadshow

BBC will no longer broadcast "high risk" performances

BBC will no longer broadcast"high risk" performances

Murder AI Wrote - a crime 'author' gets asked to help investigate a murder but hasn't got a clue due to not actually writing anything

Post a picture of you that is not actually you

I make a fortune with my videos of wetlands in East Anglia - you'll find it on OnlyFens

Son "I can do tea dad - it's father's day" Me "But I love cooking and would rather do it" Son "You're mad" Also son later "That's banging"

www.bbc.co.uk/news/live/cv... Los Angeles protests live: First troops arrive in LA after Trump signs order to send 2,000 National Guardsmen I watched Civil War last week, it never explains the reason for California's secession....

Looks like he's about to tell guys aged 50-60 how this simple set of chair exercises will burn that belly fat in just 4 weeks

Sport FACT: Tennis star Coco Gauff’s full name is Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysilio Coco Gauff.

Props to Aldi for naming this high chair and giving us a new euphemism for performing the 'lingus

RIP George Wendt

If you see this, post your getaway vehicle.

666% tariff on anything marketed as 'an immersive experience'

JK Growling

He may have been your Iceman or your Morrison, or even your Batman (weirdo) But was always your Huckleberry

He penised me!

I need your clothes, your boots and your penis

After all these years, I still don't understand why they have to pay so much for the food - and have to cook it themselves #TheApprentice

When I first started my support group for perverted ice cream men, they came in their hundreds and thousands.

When you order Jason Momoa from Temu #OneQuestion

I was hoping a question would be "The name of Blossom's best friend" #OneQuestion

My tree? Faraway

Are all the trinkets and ornaments in the Vatican made of real gold? Or is it just old fashioned Catholic gilt?

I guess it's Stuart Hall - although he's actually a James and Stuart's his middle name - but let's not split noncey hairs.

This is my new venture - appreciate any love you can chuck my way x

Has anyone else watched The Madness on Netflix? The thing that really bugged me ... with his pictures being everywhere and being hunted by pretty much everyone - why didn't he at least shave his fucking beard off?

If you see this post a gif from one of your comfort shows

Sleeve finished thanks to www.instagram.com/beckalomaxta...

Because we've been catching up with Traitors, iPlayer did a "Similar To The Traitors" thing and recommended Michael McIntyre. The only similarity I can think of, is that they both make me hope for a murder.

when you yell at me on the internet, this is who your words are hurting

Post a shot you took, to add some zen to the feed. No description

Pugh, Pugh, Barney McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble, Cunt.

Men are from Mars Women from Venus

Sorry, but I need to boast....I absolutely nailed this seafood linguine tonight. Messed with the recipe to add some heat. *Chef's kiss*

@jenbren.bsky.social you'll be in the land of nod...but I made it to the Shag 🍺🍻☀️

Look at his happy little face. And there's a quokka there!

On a boat to go and see these fugly little fellas