I am become piss, destroyer of ball pits.

My dog is an incorrigble gooner 😔

dark souls 2 is the fallout new vegas of dark souls games for trans women

I hold by your neck the fentaneedle

Okay, so hear me out...

Calling French people "faguettes" until I'm beaten up in the streets of "Le gay Paris"

I'm like a Sphinx that is trying to convince you to transition.

I have other interests than puppy girls, even more eclectic sexual preferences, the problem is that when I'm punching up posts, the puppy girl lobbyist who lives in my room and barks when I don't give her attention thinks it would be better if it involved puppy girls. The pee drinking is all me tho.

If someone, say a puppy girl has smoked weed and then hypothetically peed in my mouth, would I test positive on my next drug test? Asking for a friend

Promise I'll release a video this year or die trying.

Handed my puppy her toothbrush and it said "I hate you and I hope you die"

I love how thirsty puppies can be for my skeets, I've really found my calling and to think I wasn't really much of a dog person before

"Puppy girl with a degradation kink" is redundant. If you're a dog without a degradation kink you're just a dog girl and not a puppy girl.

day 2 of no puppygirl, i've started to feel the withdrawals, the need to bully and cuddle unmet, i'm coping with softer drugs like amphetamine but the hollow feeling can't be satisfied with that alone when you've mainlined puppy for weeks

My puppy keeps begging me to hurt her so I sent her to her to the psychiatrist for SSRIs

The line between medicine and gasoline is quite thin I learned this from cocaine

What is a puppy girl? A miserable pile of cringe (lovingly (I'm an ally of puppy girls and the proud owner of a miserable pile of cringe))

I'm not even a text book narcissist, I'm full on mythological I'm trying to fuck my own reflection

i puppygirl post a surprising amount for someone who probably isn't one

toxic yuri with a precious puppy is absolutely intoxicating guhhh

toxic yuri hours

i fucking love teasing puppy girls nnnghhh

Feeling more sad and unfocused than usual. I glance over to the side of my desk where my pill case is sitting untouched, yearning, pent up with the load of medications it has for me. I open my mouth and let them fill me up as I swallow, bliss washes over me and I say 'thank you' like a good girl.

Feeling more sad and unfocused than usual. I glance over to the side of my desk where my pill case is sitting untouched, yearning, pent up with the load of medications it has for me. I open my mouth and let them fill me up as I swallow, bliss washes over me and I say 'thank you' like a good girl.

I truly hate realising in my tired state I messed up the spelling or just word order on a skeet and having to delete and repost. i know, the world must see all my amazing posts in their best light, to be deprived of my genius would be truly awful i'm sure

Looking for two older dolls (weaving experience preferred) to start a triad where we shape the destiny of each individual person across this accursed world.

trying to figure out how many people among my former mutuals did one of of the three following: -simply forgot about following me again -forgot who i am -remember who i am and thats why they aren't following weirdly enough i do low key hope its not the middle one cause that just hurts.

I propose an alternative title for a fight club, alternatively it could sorta be a sequel name or something but I'm thinking: Beighed and Khakipilled

Having alot of imposter syndrome lately which is strange when I have nothing to my name expect my post history which in all due fairness is glorious

Too theatre kid to live, too funny to die

Literary analysis, creative writing, art history, anthropology. These disciplines help us understand ourselves both as individuals and in community by connecting us with the world as a whole: it's past, it's present, and our perception of its future. Only a fascist seeks to diminish these studies.

Apparently I shouldn't renew my ADHD medication by saying "please give me uppies uwu"

she is a classically trained trans woman* *= poly, bisexual, has autistic rizz, anarchist and a complicated relationship with her dad

So my partner, not wife, is being let go from their stylist job by Nov 1st, so any financial support would be very much appreciated n helpful rn so we can continue to get food n other needed life supplies. Plz consider sending afew bucks if able. Thx

Oh no I forgot to sleep in a bad way, it's been a while since that happened I don't think I'm doing well lol

all the news stories you see for "AI" products that seem more like advertisements are exactly that, they're hoping that if they keep astroturfing the idea that "AI" is real and everywhere and unavoidable it will eventually become true

Update: still super hot and super depressed but my hair quality has improved a ton

some days when i look at what i assume is building up to the US mid-terms i'm reminded of Transmetropolitan regarding 'the Beast' vs 'the Smiler' for some reason, can't put my finger on it...

I'm on that lanky thicc type shit

Turning 26 for the fifth year in a row, just flew out of bed and boy are my bones weary

Sex, drugs and cock'n'ball torture lifestyle

a howl for aid

Either I'm not nearly as funny as I think I am or the platforms are against me and no one appreciates my genius and I hate to say it but I really do think this is on all of you cause I'm fucking hilarious no questions asked xoxo (✿◡‿◡)

Actual queen shit, I wish I too could be an all gender restroom someday.

fallen into a massive slump losing all momentum i had started building and can't finish anything. can't ask for help, can't handle shit, losing my fucking mind and getting more and more worried i'll just never amount to anything

are cacti cucumbers with attitude?

peacocks are just cunty geese and i refuse to elaborate

Guys, I have to come clean, it's not easy for me to say this but 10 years ago I was diagnosed with a devastating case of 'transsexualism'. I have yet to recover and I fear it is in fact terminal... TERMINALLY FUCKING HOT (ﾉ*ФωФ)ﾉ

Guys, I have to come clean, it's not easy for me to say this but 10 years ago I was diagnosed with a devastating case of 'transsexualism'. I have yet to recover and I fear it is in fact terminal... TERMINALLY FUCKING HOT (ﾉ*ФωФ)ﾉ

peacocks are just cunty geese and i refuse to elaborate