can monogamous people bet on polymarket or is that illegal

This was a deep millennial travelogue vibe

I always dreamed of a probabilistic compiler that could have no contracts or formal verification

and i’m what i’m thinking what’s gluing this together? how do i link

I have it on good authority that at least one of the protocol designers is a plant from big domain put there to sell more domains.

these days i'm living a very karaoke-centric lifestyle

I think I might’ve hit the caffeine a little too hard after giving up coffee for all of February. Gotta learn to calibrate dosage properly again. #wired

it’s a full moon to ight first lake walk in a month

Distillation is the sincerest form of flattery, and verification, moost respectful.

The idea that firms whose power is encased by law and politics will take consistently principled stances based on morals alone belies everything we know from the last centuries of modern history

i've finally swtiched to vertical tabs on iterm2

it's nice to see my friendliest computer interface say No to imperial dollars. too bad the money's just going a few streets over to the other compute company

Scoop: Ring's CEO told staff Search Party is not going to be just for dogs, according to a leaked email I obtained. Said it is "first for finding dogs" before suggesting it would be expanded to be used for crime: www.404media.co/leaked-email...

A heartwarming tale of how even if you aren't subscribed to Google Nest their cameras still upload and save "about three hours" of video which can be recovered in the form of "residual data" from "backend servers," surprising even the FBI who claims to have previously believed it was impossible

whoever stole my hardcover copy of Border and Rule…may you at least fucking read it. i’m settling for paperback 😔

just a few more years... mtc.ca.gov/planning/tra...

biking in the dark on rails in the rain was probably stupid. but i really thought that i was having a good day til then in a rush to find someone at home in the crash i sustained: a gash, few scrapes, and most painfully a broken phone

the indian mexican wedding has micheladas!!! LFG

first week of cabinet making i’m trying to imagine something floating shelf in my kitchen

new right just dropped for CA residents. take back your data from dozens of sleuths that track your moves! do it for fun, do it just to see, do it for funnier ads or maybe a more private life privacy.ca.gov/drop/about-d...

i really should just pay for letterboxd sims.computer/movies/2025/

IN: much and earnest contemplation oft repeated ponderings throwing open the little window

oakland’s dt has got so many WIP road projects that the roads are just unusable, which is all i’ve ever known them as. 14th st is especially egregious with sidewalks in literal state of rubble, and bike lanes blocked by pits and construction signs. someday..

i think the spiders like my cardboard boxes

bluesky is where elder millennials enjoying internet retirement meet younger millennials with untreated depression

it may say Unknown (ASS) but i know this language

they should plaster anechoic tech all along the bart tunnels

you won’t bully me out of belonging

look that’s my sons’ friends! that’s his village

did you hear me? i said you’re adorable

gonna start watching dinner movies to prepare for this holiday party

i would have been happy to go home to you. recently i’ve been happy to go home myself.

your hair is thinning, you’re thirty years old. why don’t you let me set you up with someone

we’re more machine than we think

i’ve gone through like two divorces this year. we were a good trio once

i need a larger screen to think

hey do you like parallel play (with the intention to code)

west oakland bart needs more gates and escalators

i’m gonna be so sad if the big ass couch i’m getting doesn’t fit into my little living room thru the small door

who are these people selling audio receivers without hdmi inputs for >$100????? be serious

it's nice when the algorithm works

i need commutable activities so i can yearn on public transit for you

i need an electronics guy and someone with a truck

the ust projector is broken and i’m devastated — my fav screen. i suppose ill make do with the speakers and the ceiling

trying to figure out where i am in life given that i’m only looking at home depot’s black friday sales

i hate when my conversation tree crashes and i have to disclaim i don’t know how to talk to people

it’s nice to be alive on the internet

i would rather talk to myself than be on the phone with you