Think I’ll stick to Guinness.

I must confirm that I am *not* a survivor, but I *am* a bus driver.

The signs were there all along.

I got diabetes from badmington courts. Mainly due to excessive consumption of Ginsters pasties and Panda Pops. #FistOfFun

My name is Ozymandias. You looked upon my works. Prepare to die.

Minority representation on TV causes outrage From the new Private Eye, in shops now.

Also the second Captain Bertorelli.

If you see this, post a picture of you in glasses.

And if you enjoyed that… youtu.be/imELys9Tzdc?...

Who the fuck drew that shit? Do I know him?

In other news, Tim Tams are now widely available in the UK at Home Bargains.

The national railway’s first new clock design in over 50 years has been unveiled, with the first one installed at London Bridge station. www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/new...

“I am now handing the Tarranium Core to Mavic Chen. Great guy, big fan of mine. Winning bigly.”

Pat Sharpie.

Whatever your opinion of RENFE, they have some impressive station clocks.

Keep An Eye On (Norbert) Dan (tressangle) #ABBAtrucks

Fully expecting Martin Österdahl to turn up.

What’s your sign?

Don’t get my hopes up.

Describe your Bluesky account in a single image.

Yes, we've all got our misgivings about the BBC for so many reasons, but the BBC Verify team continue to do amazing and vital work that I'm not seeing other major news outlets in any particular hurry to bother with.

MINE @transdiffusion.org

Make a band singular Kool

Dinner tonight lads

Go on the attack on Reform and stay on the attack. Them and their supporters. There's a misconception that the 'they' who need to be appeased is larger than it is and that it includes all of us, so it's time to make it clear that it isn't and it doesn't.

This has reminded me of the cinema sign which read: Scooby-Doo The Passion of the Christ Where Shaggy takes the five loaves and two fishes and makes a massive Tuna Melt sandwich.

A man on the streets of the UK is asked about the “problem of immigration” and dismantles talking points with ease.

And if you think you’ve seen the cinema manager in the first sketch before…

The ITN coverage of the 1979 and 1997 elections are now on ITVX www.itv.com/watch/genera...

“I will release more of our brothers from bondage. We will be irresistible!”

No new pictures; where are you mentally?

You’re never too old for a boogie.

This reboot of the Master Mind board game looks shit.

Reboot of Abigail’s Party but with an argument about how Demis Roussos could lose weight by using an air fryer.

Oh no! Just realised in order to get to the Greggs café in Liverpool Primark I have to go through the ladies’ underwear department. Will I be tasered every time I want a Steak Bake?

I get why the Strictly producers pick YouTube influencers to be contestants, but why are they never ones *I* watch? I bet the likes of @chinnyvision.bsky.social and @philmoorhouse.bsky.social could turn in a mean Paso Doble.

At first glance I thought it was the box that a kid’s toy Kentucky Rifle came in, and tried looking for a Palitoy logo.

Disc A Dawn

Swapped over at 5.15 on Fridays.

Get on board Get on board Get on board With the Doable Barkers

It’s a wild guess but how about scoring more goals?

Pure Cremation in my case.

Bernie Clifton and Tiddles at the Coldplay gig.

“Oh Jamie, and to think he’d only just come from the hospital!”

“Your mode of speech is appalling Travis. You will have to answer for it.” “WAAAAAHHHHHH boo hoo”

Too true love.

Noel Skum can bugger off with his sel-driving cars: I’d feel a lot safer being driven by these guys.