On one hand, we’re learning a lot about our team tonight. On the other hand, is it anything we didn’t already know? #DallasCowboys

So, I cooked Christmas dinner for the first time and people seem happy. So I am happy! 😊 Merry Christmas everyone.

Bloody immigrants, going over there, saving their lives. 🙄

That was garbage from #WatfordFC. Never listen to anyone who claims there is one reason - “It was Kayembe”, “It was the ref”, “It was the formation” etc. That was a hundred shades of crap.

HOW BOUT THEM COWBOYS! Thank you and goodnight. 💙

Almost… 😬

Come on Dak. 90 yard TD drive incoming. 🙏🏻 #DallasCowboys

Yep. ⬇️⬇️

I. JUST. DON’T. BELIEVE. WHAT. I’VE. JUST. SEEN. 💙💙💙💙💙💙 #DallasCowboys

OMG - WHAT IS HAPPENING?!? 💙💙💙

Thing is, we’re 21 down & we’ve had 3 decent drives. We didn’t need to be perfect. We just needed to be competent. #DallasCowboys

Run it on 2nd & 10… not a fan of that.

Jeez. Win or don’t win, but FFS compete. That’s literally the motto. #DallasCowboys

Lads, there’s these things called shots… 🙄 #WatfordFC

Let's face it, no-one has ever worked so hard, pulled so many strings, called in so many favours, tried so many wheezes, just to keep the information that proves he's innocent secret.

Well, cheers Cowboys. 🙄 At least I know that Watford never let me down, so Tuesday can be saved…

I’m having thoughts about the Green Party. They are positive thoughts but I don’t know what to do with them. 🤔

Farage: epic grifter

The Bishop of Birmingham has written to the Shadow Justice Secretary Robert Jenrick about his comments about Handsworth

I think at this point PP is trying to get his payoff. There is no other explanation. #WatfordFC

Fuck sport. 🙄

And of course, no outfield subs. 🙄 #WatfordFC

Dismal. Almost as if playing 4 centre backs and 3 defensive midfielders isn’t quite the formula for improving creativity.

Dutch late night TV has its take

Goodness. Quite the pile on. Probably nothing there worth replying to, although I wonder if Valerie is always that articulate. I do know of another platform some of you would probably feel at home on. Details on request. Cheers now. 👍🏻

In London, hate will never win.

Elon Musk openly called for violence on our streets yesterday. I hope politicians from all parties come together to condemn his deeply dangerous and irresponsible rhetoric. Britain must stand united against this clear attempt to undermine our democracy.

Today’s asshole is tomorrow’s martyr.

I need you to understand what this country feels like right now for those of us who look different. I'm sitting here, trying to plan for Saturday, make sure I don't even need to go to the corner shop for milk, like it's Christmas Day or lockdown. Why? Because I live near where Yaxley-Lennon will 1/

Rayner is absolute class. She's been a bit silly in organising her taxes, but that's not why they hate her. They hate her because she did not know her place.

Step 1: Say something racist. Step 2: Get called racist. Step 3: Cry victim, shout “cancel culture,” and watch the media apologise to you. That’s the strategy - and it's nonsense.

Asylum-seeking is a global phenomenon, with 8.4M AS in 2024 of whom 110K sought AS in the UK & 32K are currently housed in over 200 hotels dispersed around the country. There are issues about that, including for ASs themselves, but the attempt to turn it into a national crisis is a disgrace. 2/3

This is just getting ridiculous. Nothing that has happened (or is reported below the headline to have happened) this weekend remotely justifies talk of an explosion or mass protests. The media are confecting a crisis, and, in some sections of it, hoping to provoke one. 1/3

Gutted. Home from holiday and the flag shaggers haven’t made it to our road yet. Poor effort.

"I was Keir Starmer's political prisoner?" "Really? And what politics got you imprisoned?" "I publicly advocated for vulnerable people to be burned alive"

It is very nearly the tenth anniversary of that brief moment when, for 2 or 3 days, British newspapers remembered refugees are desperate human beings who need our help, rather than scum that it's okay to threaten with violence.

The #WatfordFC ceiling is high this season. The floor was on show in the first half and is 5 levels underground.

5 seconds to go. Ince declines the quick throw. Andrews ambles over. Way to impress the new gaffer! You can be shit, but at least be up for it.

The headline here should say: "Number of private schools increases by 35 - showing fears of an exodus to be unfounded". (The increase is mentioned way down the article.) www.thetimes.com/article/19ef...

Outplayed at times, up against it - but strong, determined, disciplined. And what a pen from Chloe Kelly when it mattered! Magnificent from the Lionesses - and our very own (sort of) Michelle Agyemang! 😀🏆🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿

This is such a weird summer with both #WatfordFC and #DallasCowboys adding really exciting-looking players. It probably ends in double crushing disappointment but atm it feels like there’s fun ahead. Throw in #EnglandCricket beating India and the Euros final - my cup runneth over. For now.

Farage should never be interviewed without being forced to answer for failures of Brexit. That the man whose lies fuelled Brexit vote which has cost UK Billions & who said Liz Truss budget was “best Tory budget since 1986” could be trusted on *anything* is mind-boggling #bbclaura

Two minutes ago I had never heard of @stephencolbert.bsky.social. Now I love him.

@missmc.bsky.social I have an idea. Apologies if you’ve already done this. Here’s my pitch: Every year at around this time, an education journalist (possibly wearing a yellow jacket) does an article based on interviews with retiring HTs. HTs talk about what they want cos it doesn’t matter any more!

I’m always pissed off by the media obsession with “u-turns” and I said the same when the other rabble were in power. Being held to account by your MPs, being prepared to listen and adapt and compromise - that’s exactly how it should work. In my view a strength, not a weakness. #Starmer #uturn #pip

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