do not penguin

are they staring at me because they think i’m hot or are they staring at me because they’re transphobic

"Coletto’s polling data suggests the public support for the flight attendants grew as a result of the labour dispute, with a net +40% of respondents ... By contrast, impressions of Air Canada worsened, standing at net -34%, while Carney’s government came away from the strike at net -13%"

edmonton’s skyline looks so much better with stantec tower and the jw marriot, i’m so glad we have a something that sorta resembles a real downtown now

customer: yes we’d like you to plant this naturalized grass also customer: why aren’t you mowing the grass

why is there so much ai-generated content on here

girlslop this, girlslop that, i really need a girl to sl-

wait this app has functioning dms unlike that other site and they told me x was the everything app pshhh

good morning oil country, today is gonna be a good day

oh right you all exist

poosky

Actually tho #付き合ってあげてもいいかな

my grandpa texts me with “Call me.” making me think it’s an urgent thing so i frantically call him only for it to be a 15 minute conversation about his new paper shredder 😭😭😭

choose

playing black deck purple stake and seeing the 1.2 million chip violet vessel entering ante 8 thinking i’m surely dead the clutch baseball card on the final reroll before the boss and my 5 uncommon jokers:

“yellow is no one’s favourite colour” CLEARLY you haven’t seen the dandelion crayon girl on tiktok

WHAT IS GOING ON

gibby from icarly brought the boom before it was cool

it just keeps getting worse

i got the burrito

how did they not elect george mcgovern as president his name is literally MCGOVERN

burrito place isn’t open at 9am this is so fucked up i should be able to get a burrito when i want a burrito

good morning

All beautiful women should live exclusively in Alberta and no where else.

you ever just spend so much time talking to trans people that you completely lose all sense of how your voice is perceived by cis people

just noticed the boss blind i'm ending it all

watching the sharks game and man smith and celebrini are it. they are it.

my balatro run be so fine then boom. 300 million chip blind.

i blinked and 5 hours passed

she has no idea what christmas is

merr crim

this is getting out of hand i can’t keep track of them anymore and yet i keep starting new ones because i can’t get enough

why did i decide to go to the mall on the 23rd of december am i stupid

have no idea why i didn’t buy balatro earlier tbh

i’m at my limit

they’re gonna kill me for saying this but i’d rather play mario party 9 than super mario party

i’ve seen enough. celebrini > bedard

had a dream that they privatized the city of calgary and i made a fuck ton of money off of calgary stocks

Lesbians. Repost if you agree.

oilers WHAT lightning????

they found luigi.

Waluigi Mangione is a doctor who revived a CEO after a heart attack.

can the jets pls give eric comrie help sometimes

get a girl that looks at you the way mitsuki looks at aya

just a hunch but i think this connor mcdavid guy *might* be good at hockey

i have gotta stop watching videos of fried chicken being made when i’m hungry

our cat gets jealous of me and my gf cuddling and always tries to stop it 😭 😭

YURIA APPEARANCE WE ARE EATING SO GOOD TN

ANOTHER 75 DOLLARS TO THE UNIVERSITY OF ALBERTA

only gonna be allowed to take 2 courses next semester because of bureaucracy 😭😭😭