Hockey season is now done. So why is our kid on the ice 4 times in the next 7 days???

Sadly, that goal was on Slafkovsky.

Some crazy fog in Toronto right now.

How it feels to make a joke with the boys about how of course an orange man hates the pope

I suspect the Pope sounds "woke" to many Christian conservatives because the US is steeped in prosperity theology, where the point of worship is to deliver health and wealth to believers. Thus, "feed the hungry" and "show mercy for the poor" sounds needlessly political and "woke."

was once New Amsterdam.

Is it time for the Pope to be 'tough on crime'? How would Trump score on the 10 commandments test? I would wager on poli-gambling-site, he would be struck by lightning.

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Earlier tonight...

Potential slaughter of human civiliation... But, focusing on the stick market value. This is the evil main character of every pre-2010 movie.

Our kid played 5 hockey games, & 1 lacrosse practice in last 48 hours. Why am I exhausted, and he's working on his stickhandling?!?!?! I miss my youth.

Honestly, I LOVE this!! It was no joke. A family friend was in a medically induced coma because of COVID.

Republicans say one of these individuals is the "most divisive president in history"

100% Correct

When the Japanese live translation goes silent because the translators are too stunned to repeat your Pearl Harbor “joke” to the Japanese PM, you’ve officially reached a new level of diplomatic failure. Those seconds of silence were the most honest reaction of the day.

Donald Trump is notorious for filing lawsuits at the drop of a hat. He's filed over 4,000 of them. Many for defamation. But Donald *will not* sue Ted Lieu for defamation. Why? He's been told by lawyers that in defamation actions, truth is an absolute defense.

Just had an appliance delivered. Dog was out for a walk, so he wouldn't freak out. Dog comes back in the house, and can sense someone was here. Pacing around, sniffing, and doing a warning bark. Honestly, kinda interesting.

I just read the best 'review' of the Melania movie, "More woke nonsense. A whole movie about a woman immigrant with a mentally challenged husband." Pure Gold!

NepoBaby Alert!!! The guy who changed his last name to gain automatic association with his uncles. Coming out with the same useless populist platform, that will never happen. This is still going to result in 25-30% of the population buying his bill of goods. He is the last thing we need.

Finished season 3 of The Night Agent. Want a season 4. NOW!!! Must binge watch! Argh!!!!

New: As David Ellison prepares to take control of CNN, legendary CBS News producer Mary Walsh, who is exiting, sent a goodbye note to colleagues. In the note, Walsh writes, "We’ve been told to aim our reporting at a particular part of the political spectrum. Honestly, I don’t know how to do that."

How does the NHL call off a goal for kicking a puck from behind the goal line???? You cannot kick it in the net from that angle, so how can it be called??? NHL failed physics.

Love it!!!!

Make a great simple hotsauce for adding to foods. Thai chili, garlic, vegetable oil, lemon juice, salt & pepper. Put into a food processor, blender, or dice very fine. Keeps well in fridge, and vegetable oil doesn't solidify like olive oil would. Mixed it into a western omelet the other day 🤘

The shame of this moment should haunt them for the rest of their lives.

Kinda amazing that Trump shits on Canada and Mexico every day, and there's the Mexican-American captain of Canada's Toronto Maple Leafs, Auston Matthews, standing behind him as he defiles an Olympic Gold Medal He hates your mother and your fans Auston Matthews but - you do you: be a collaborator

I hope the McD, MacK, and Cele line can put something together. Too much time in the defensive zone, and have a -1 in the 1st. Need a little magic. ....and also shoot the puck, stop trying to make the 'extra pass'.

Who else was scared???

Challenge on the goal.... Yikes

I appreciate McDavid, MacKinnon, & Celebrini, but.... Having them out there 50%+ of the game is too much. The entire team are All Stars, and ensuring they are being utilized is essential.

I Love This!

Last ever Belleville Bull in the Olympics. Philipp Grubauer Currently playing for Germany in 2026 Olympics

Hilarious the number of curling experts this Olympics, that can't identify a slider from a gripper. Trying to push a moving, turning 40lb smooth stone with a finger, that is aimed at a 5cm target 100ft+ away is not a competitive advantage. Entertaining to see the attention it's getting.

The people... maybe. The leadership. NO.

Seen elsewhere, and would be totally on-brand. Nothing like the maga cult to focus on monetizing deaths, and rapes. (Yes, it is satire, but essentially paraphrasing B0ndi.)

Welcome to the Plutocracy

Nothing The 'Schwa!!

As the old saying goes: never attribute to malice what can be adequately explained by incompetence, except when dealing with the Toronto Sun in which case it's definitely both

MS NOW made a super cut of Pam Bondi's screeching performance, and it's even worse than you can imagine. #cdnpoli

I just saw a hostage that made me laugh. #whoremembers As read, #WhoreMembers Actually, #WhoRemembers I have always thought hostage should have capitals for each word. Another classic, #SusanAlbumParty - #SusAnalBumPaty And perhaps an Eptein connection? #MoleStationNursery - #MolestationNursery

Italy scores!!! Great for a team that will be facing giants during this Olympic hockey tournament.

Toronto consistent mismanaged it's streetcars. Results are them not on time, & constant detours, having to change streetcars, & tracks closed. The tracks along Queenaway, to Etobicoke are never functioning. From Queen East, the routes constantly changing. It's not reliable. Prioritize transit.

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As long as the patriots didn't win, I'm good. The most amusing thing is seeing people on FB sports pages boasting how they watched the other half time show. Best response I saw, "Kid Rock makes music for people that smoke cigarettes through a hole in their neck." Accurate!

Hot Chocolate tastes better at a rink. #ItsAFact

A major part of a movie I watch every year will become a footnote in history. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice (FCOJ) futures

Canada put up 5 (FIVE!!!!) vs Italy in 1st end of mixed doubles curling. Wow!!!! FIVE!!!!!!!

Does it ever get old?!?!?!?