I find it incredibly funny that Apple gave the watergate hotel its “distinguished building” treatment

our new game, in brief! friend 1 gets a card with say ★★ on it, friend 2 pulls a ★★★★ card. then you draw a topic, maybe “animal,” and pick one (1) animal you think friend 1 would rate ★★ and friend 2 would rate ★★★★. guess right and win their card(s)! on KS soon: www.kickstarter.com/projects/bra...

YESSSSSSSSS!!!!* *the reaction of someone who is absolutely and 100% an impartial observer here; don’t scroll down on the kickstarter linked below

exciting news! @robdubbin.bsky.social and I have created a card game together, soon to be made manifest in physical reality. Starfriends, by @brainfruit.bsky.social, coming to kickstarter next month!!! slap that launch notify button baby! www.kickstarter.com/projects/bra...

this really boils it down nicely. "Jimmy Kimmel would have had to piss off 20 owners to end up with a suspension before, now, it's one"

Liberal politicians if you are so disturbed just pretend Charlie Kirk was a Palestinian child and you’ll get over it in no time

it’s funny they still have the ability to call the franchise “Tomb Raider” in 2025. “Grave Desecrator”

me: “hey can I have a hug?” daughter: “hmm…. no. I’m gonna keep my love”

come join!!! there are already some extremely cool, universally chill humans hanging about

you must love all of your children equally

here’s a thing that simultaneously delighted and melted my brain youtu.be/YGLNyHd2w10?...

heyyy we're sending out the first @brainfruit.bsky.social newsletter tomorrow! brainfruit.studio has a hole to toss in your email address :)

pretty epic fight playing out on the window sill tonight

kid got smote outside the preschool

they say its a gross reservoir but I personally think it's pretty great that it holds all that water for all those people

if we weren’t cowards we would be calling them “meese” but here we are having to stay confused about the number of moose involved

a very happy july 4 from me and @lopatto.bsky.social 🇺🇸 www.theverge.com/policy/69730...

made some dudes today

"ominous" photos from my camera roll montana, 2005 california, 2018 maryland, 2018 washington dc, 2016

having a library that we can walk to now is so so good, and what towns should be!! we visited this weekend and I immediately lost my son to The Egg

as good as it gets

my 4yo still checks in with me every few weeks to confirm that her body still has a skeleton inside

an old fuddy duddies sketch, from 2018

Just walkmogged some waitcucks at a traffic light’s pedestrian crossing. Enjoy the cold, dears - I’ll be over here, fifteen steps ahead of you and in touch with my city’s heartbeat

our little game looked so great in pittsburgh. thank you @molleindustria.org, buabu believes!!

the international space station livestream is so good. just coworkers, some of whom are floating in space, pleasantly helping each other out. they were just joking about who was better at velocicalc www.youtube.com/watch?v=H999...

this carrot’s gotta go so so bad

let’s just say that the laser scene in Entrapment was a formative moment in my life. this game looks great!!

PITTSBURGH: this is tonight! come experience the local multiplayer municipal governance sim that was recently hailed at berlin’s A MAZE festival as “(twenty minutes of arguing in german)”

me and my brother with our big ticket item of christmas 1994, a magnavox vcr. I recorded sooo many simpsons episodes on this thing

peak aesthetic

just had my first ever run-in with a bumblebee hive, which ultimately amounted to a zero damage swarm of increasingly aggressive bonks

wet hawk

One more

LIKELIKE Special Event: Tide Breakers A city council sim for 6 players and a crowd by @brainfruit.bsky.social. Save the city of Buabu from rising seas, or secure power and let it sink! Co-creator @robdubbin.bsky.social will be present! June 6 6-11PM Pittsburgh, PA likelike.org/2025/05/20/s...

we're out here, making things! Rob is in Berlin this week, hosting Tide Breakers for @amazefest.bsky.social, and we have several cute projects coming in hot later this summer. I'm having a blast! @brainfruit.bsky.social / brainfruit.studio

not to brag but I met *two* turtles in the woods today

I was complaining to my wife that the aarp sent me a membership flyer in the mail. she said "well they sell cigarettes to kids" and walked away

werschersterster..ster

“oh cool, mystery poof ball” nope just another scavengers reign ass horror

wrens are nesting next to my daughters cubby and now I get bird in the face every morning trying to put her backpack away

spending money on hobby supplies when i have no leisure time

tag yourself, I see myself as an “evening creature” but I’m sure my friends would say I’m more of a “skin thing”

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local grocery has got the juice

hey check out this cool planet