In today's episode of "Zenon's sick again": Severe stomach cramps 🙃. Already seen the doctor and they aren't super concerned and neither am I, but I wish they would go away Dx

To any Hazbin Hotel fans out there, does the dialogue get more 'bearable' as the show goes on? I tried watching the first episode and it felt like every third word was 'fuck', and every other joke was a sex joke. But I feel like I'm getting FOMO as there does seem to be a good story under all that.

Fuck it. It's 27 now Dx

Random factoid: If you wanted to watch every episode of Pokémon, back to back, no breaks, no sleep, then you would need to set aside three weeks of your life. Well go on then. No time like the present!

I shouldn't bitch. I have a job I enjoy that pays the bills, but holy hell does it drain any and all motivation out of me at the end of the day Dx. I was on holiday last week and despite being busy with house stuff during the day, I was still full of beans at the end of the day.

Remember when Kiribans were a thing on FA? I suppose it's good that artists don't feel obliged to give out free pieces on the grounds of "number is big", but I do have some nostalgia of being in my early 20's, staying up until 4am, and mashing the F5 key until I saw that important number come up xD

Might seem like a petty anecdote given recent news, but a few years ago, I did a 'which tastes better' test at a Coca Cola stand. Pepsi v Pepsi Max v Coke Zero. I knew instantly which was which and picked Pepsi Max. "Ah! That's the Coke Zero! Here have this!" And they gave me a couple of cans. 🧵

The UK government is seriously going to put choking porn on the same tier as CP. Yes, IRL nonconsensual and careless choking is awful, but the apparent rise in cases is not because porn exists, it's because of the ongoing societal brainrot and degradation of morals due to social media algorithms.

Wtf is going on with my country Dx

Me: *uploads pic of OC getting choked out by pumpkin monster* 4 days later UK government to make possession of choking porn illegal

Be me Does Physics degree 20 years ago Electronics course has a quirk "Solve this problem in 3 gates and get an instant 1st" No one has ever done it (including me) 4 years later I'm lab instructor Ask course coordinator "How do in 3 gates?" CC: "Solution is the front cover of the course booklet :>"

Google's slop overview tried to tell me that Maggie Smith is 'Alive and well' and that reports of her passing in September 2024 were incorrect. Apart from the offense that could cause, it's just a reminder that if slop generators can get something as objective as that wrong, wtf else is it doing?

The endless enigma of failing upwards. I was on holiday for a week and came back to an email chain. One of the slavedriver directors, who relentlessly keeps publishing papers and not crediting the grunts, getting annoyed at IT being like "What is this CSV? How do I open it? Give it to me as Excel"

Spare a thought to all those artists out there who drew a really good pic of a specific kink once, but then all their subsequent requests were just from that subcommunity and then they became the '[insert kink] person' forevermore. 🙏

This whole OC thing is starting to get out of hand. Getting a refsheet of a new guy. I think that takes me up to 25 OCs now? Collectively, they can now hire any rental car 🙃

I rarely take a punt at movies, especially Netflix ones, but I was convinced to watch House of Dynamite. That was 2 hours of my ever precious time wasted. Fuck me, I felt my brain atrophying throughout. Dx

For the past 2-3 years about 80% of artists that I've discovered (and ended up commissioning) have been French! Either there's some kind of art style ingrained within the culture that I like, or France is leading the charge on being the country with the highest quality and quantity of furry smut x3

Seeing all the Zoomer Sonic fans losing it over the announcement that Sonic 4 will have time travel in and are like "OMG It's gonna have Silver in it!". Bruh, what?

Bit of an odd question. When you submit a Google form response, should the fields clear afterward you have submitted?

friend shared this, immediately updated my settings

If you are still using Twitter, now is [yet another] great time to leave. We all know it's hard, yet we've done it and are now much happier to have done it. Keep your account if you need to, but stop cross posting today. Don't comment/like, don't be part of their system to help drag more people in.

Drives me nuts that most online stores treat the Highlands of Scotland as some kind of foreign country. 'Next day delivery' *clicks checkout* 'Delivery date: Second week of November'. Have they never heard of the fecking A9? Dx

Urgh, not even day 1 of my holiday and I'm already procrastinating on sleep Dx

This is the most awkward thing I've ever seen. I love it! x3 youtu.be/W1jO-WMCdKY?...

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Wooooo! On holiday for a week! Time to screw up my circadian rhythm! :V

My boss does this really annoying thing where he's like: "I'll call you at 'x'". 'x' comes and goes and I'm like "He's not calling" then I go get a drink. I return and 15 seconds prior he tried calling me. I try calling him back and he fucks off for another 45mins. Ffs give me a chance to call back!

Only did the first two levels of the new Katamari game last night, but ooooooh, it is scratching the itch very nicely! :P

LEGALLY YOU SHOULD BE SENDING INVOICES FOR GOODS AND SERVICES. IF YOU TAKE COMMISSIONS ON PAYPAL DO NOT USE FRIENDS AND FAMILY. YOU ARE NOT SAFE, YOUR CLIENT IS NOT SAFE. THIS IS A FORM OF TAX EVASION. YOU SHOULD BE USING INVOICES.

Fecking hell. Someone leaving a comment on one of my FA submissions attempting to point out a flaw in the logic of the narrative. FFS, you're supposed to be wanking to it, not grading it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Oh shi.... don't tell anyone at the environment agency 😓

My cat is such a dork. If I have something bready for breakfast. Nowhere to be seen. If I have cereal and milk. IMMEDIATELY sits next to me STARING until I'm done with the bowl and she can have the excess milk x3. She also does the same if I have ice cream for pudding. Chancing little shite! xD

I don't want to claim credit erroneously, but I thiiiink I may have started a sub-kink back in 2016. (I won't share deets here as I this is a SFWish account, but all I say is 21890451). It's kind of an obvious evolution of an existing one, but I'm seeing more and more pieces of it recently x3

Urgh. This is a new one. Episodes of sleep paralysis where I have a phantom defib shock. It feels so real until I eventually 'properly' wake up and don't have that burning pain in my chest. My brain is cooked after all that's happened Dx (Oh yeah, I'm out of hospital now)

Beat your Ring camera to death with a bat

If anyone tries to use my art through Grok’s AI, you will be immediately blocked and blacklist and it’s against my ToS. Plz spread this post cuz as an artist myself i refuse to let AI take control of me and every artists out there!

I'm too old to be getting embroiled in the whole Pokemon vs Digimon war. That said...

Whelp. Here we go again ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯. Had another episode but didn't require the defib this time thankfully. They've expedited me being loaded up with the 'good stuff' and I'm now back in sinus rhythm. Hopefully it'll stay that way for the foreseeable future. 🤞

YouTube recommendations are on point today! youtu.be/-VQtgbdqMGM?...

Yall, just use invoices and label them as digital services, that is all you need for taxes and its HOW you are supposed to do business. Stop using friends and family and letting people send money to you. Half the time people are just breaking ToS straight up and that's why they get banned

Hooo boy. Here comes the anxiety induced temporal claustrophobia again. Living second by second and completely decimating my already compromised executive functioning skills ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I kinda wish Death Stranding 2 would come out on PC soon as the first was my therapy game in 2021 x3

DO YOU RECOGNISE THIS SUIT?

Paypal is now playing harder ball on artists, going after anyone even mentioning commissions. Artists, send invoices. That way, no one has to say what the money is for on Paypal's paper trail. Customers, SAY NOTHING about commissions. Just say "thanks" on donos. Everyone: INCREASE THE CALLS.

In gaming, where's the line between overguidance and esotericism? Here's me playing a PS1 game that I have finished several times in the past, but I'm getting stuck on a puzzle because I have now been conditioned to look for prompts. I figured it out as a kid, so is there too much hand holding now?

Right. I have a treatment plan. Going down the aggressive medication route for now (probably over the weekend) and see how it goes. In the meantime, I'll probably be making plans to have some surgery done which will (hopefully) deal with the underlying issue. Might be able to come off the meds after

Whelp. Needed to be defibbed again. Maybe I need that aggressive medication after all. Given the gaps between shocks has gone 4years -> 2 months -> 3 weeks, my brain is naturally fixated on my longevity ¯\_(ツ)_/¯. I really hope this treatment is quick and effective.

Posted a journal on my 'other' FA account. It's an amusing look into how the contents of my FA account were predetermined over 30 years ago and that there was no hope for me :V

Let there be light!

To whoever's opened up a chat with me on this: I'm in the UK and I can't use chat. Telegram is easier for me. It's just my name on here so go hunt me out there. Also if anyone ever sends me a ref don't use Imgur cause it's blocked here. *grumbles* we could've just been an actual country in 2014...

Whoda thunk it? Although that article is really infuriating as they don't directly draw a link between this and the consequences of the OSA.