That moment you realize we’re just one small comma away from having centaurs.

I feel bad for the growers.... but otherwise? It couldn't happen to a nicer trading partner.

Had such a great time leading two walks for @janeswalkottawa.bsky.social this weekend: 1) a re-walk of my Unbuilt Ottawa walk, and 2) my brand new walk MANIFEST DISCREPANCY - Ottawa's complicated history with Americans. Both were big hits, and the weather?!? Mwah! Chef's kiss!

Amid my LONG hours with Elections Canada this week, I snuck in a CBC Radio interview to promote my Jane’s Walk next weekend - called Manifest Discrepancy - about Ottawa’s complicated history with the United States. All in a Day with Alan Neal: www.cbc.ca/listen/live-...

CANADAAAAAAA!!!!!

Hoping for some poetic justice for Team Canada. The USA lost to *Panama*, and if they lost to Canada too? Mwah! Chef's kiss! The only thing better would be if they also lost to Greenland and Mexico as well.

Really enjoying a day of international soccer. First the just-ended Netherlands vs. Spain game (sadly a loss for the Oranje) and now catching the second half of the Canada/USA third place Nations League game. GO CANADA!

Poilievre’s broken slogan generator to blame as he vows to “Dink the Rink” and “Slime the Grime” www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/poil...

Uh, thanks for the recommendation LinkedIn... (jumps off bridge)

Brilliant explainer. Please watch and learn.

Apparently those who said the problem with annexation was that the price wasn't high enough, were the problem

Well, to be fair, math is hard…

Normally, I'm in favour of careful proofreading of photo captions... but in this one case...

After Donald Trump pledged to "pursue our Manifest Destiny into the stars... (and) plant the stars and stripes on the Mars".

That hat.

I see Melania dressed in her most festive outfit for the occasion.

That feeling you get when the worst humans are having a happy Monday.

I keep hearing American newscasters going on about the dangerous, record-breaking cold weather in Washington DC for today's presidential inauguration. IT'S ONLY FREAKING -3 CELSIUS YOU WIMPS!!!

Brilliant.

Finally!! My $300 Million payment has come through from the "SCAM VICTIMS COMPENSATION FUND"!

Hey Americans. Stop this crap about Canada as a "51st State". It shows you don't comprehend some basic facts: 1) Canada as a whole is significantly larger than the USA; 2) Fully SEVEN of the top ten largest North American states or provinces are Canadian; 3) We're not bloody interested. Not ever.

Agreed! But... if we DO talk about it (which we absolutely shouldn't) let's stop this insulting nonsense about Canada becoming just ONE state out of 51!

Here I am performing "Tell Me Again" in Ottawa back in 2017 RS youtu.be/8G_oVubPB_A?...

My message to Zuck

Great episode.

Hey Bluesky! Thanks to all who have followed me here… without any actual participation from me for the last year. Any good tips for the new kid? Worth sticking around? Smart people to follow?

this picture of an Amtrak derailment in Florida is exactly what living in America feels like on a deep emotional level