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The Great Yarmouth drug scene hiding in plain sight

If the franchise was made by the UK Children's Film Foundation, it would have been better and I'd have watched. A teenage Denis Waterman would make a far better Luke Skywalker.

Your uncles when they put on Madness at the wedding reception

Oh. Southampton lost. Hahahahahaha etc

I've always wondered who, out of Percy Thrower and Percy Edwards, would win a fist fight. I'd guess Thrower with his gnarled outdoor hands, but I guess I'll never know.

Anyone for a green beer?

So what shall I bake tonight?

Watching MasterChef at the moment. It's amazing how much more chilled Monica is, now that the sex pest has been binned

Who put this blimming rake in front of me

Cutlery is clearly conscious; everyone remembers those spoons and forks bowing their little heads towards their god Uri Geller when he gave their necks a little rub. Bless.

There are many, many people I feel sorry for in the Middle East right now. British tax exiles who have moved to a murderous homophobic slaveholding torturing dictatorship in order to avoid paying for hospitals and roads are not among them.

My exemption in The War on Cars:

Blimey, ed seems upset. Lets hope he doesn't have a stroke

Maddy is out!!! www.instagram.com/reel/DU6WczW...

Ahahahahahahaha

Fuck me. This cunt's back

Call me old fashioned but Palestine Action destroying property belonging to institutions directly responsible for genocide really isn't that serious when you consider the Prime Minister keeps employing people who are best buds with child rapists

Weed. If it's good for flu, asthma, tuberculosis and even umara composis, then it should be a piece of piss for readers and lookers.

Post a banger not in English No argument youtu.be/yul9VJOXK6g?...

Unpopular opinion: benefit fraud is good and should be encouraged because the exponents almost always spend it on the local economy.

Having your own pewter beermug behind the bar

🚨BREAKING🚨 Filton verdicts

Can't reply directly but Same reason I have this, I imagine

I'd reply directly but direct replies aren't allowed. Fareham and Waterloovile love her. Wouldn't be surprised if she increases her majority

My favourite local was reopened recently and it was very exciting with nice beer and food. Went in yesterday and: GB news on TV Conversation with the landlord who told me he was ashamed of being from London because "someone needs to take London back" Cancelled tbf.

Quote post with a picture of you being a dork

Quote post with a clue where you're from

Keir, lovely lovely Keir, in a tight stockinette body suit. Sheer Starmer. I apologise.

Just discovered that a friend of mine who was sent down for the poll tax riot stuff didn't do what he was convicted of, but was sent down on evidence from his friend's partner who turned out to be a spycop, and it was all based on other stuff he might have been involved in.

If you see this, we IMPLORE you to post a pic without explanation

Death's apprentice. Not too shabby

Getting news that the PA guys have stopped their hunger strike apart from Umer

Drpo.... The other one I was mulling...

Drop etc (adhd very strong atm)

Well Damoe is a right cunt

No new pictures, where are you mentally

This man is having a dirty protest on his own face. Weird

1978 . Portsmouth. Ari Up squeezed my arse and winked at me. Heaven.

Short sound bite for UK leftist pundits today- the UK has long shown what it will do to peaceful protestors against the regime when it hates them, it will send in the paratroopers and they will shoot them dead, smear them as criminals then deny them justice via every means possible, for decades.

Ali Bongo will return in AVENGERS: DOOMSDAY

i guess i dont know a simpler way to explain this than that people who are willing to throw trans people to the wolves to stop fascism arent actually stopping fascism like that IS fascism dipshits

this will completely alienate their core base.

The machines just don't know me

Happy New Year all. As we go into 2026 remember that the Labour Party must be fully destroyed. 🥰

Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.

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