Santa told us that people that don’t add alt text are getting coal in their stocking this year.

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If you have a penis, that's nice. If you have botched penis enlargement surgery, not so nice

This machine kills fascists

They seem to be exclusively targeting places with arms factories like BaE, Leonardo and Qinetic, and I'm not sure this is a bad thing

HR departments countrywide need to start treating gendercrit employees as potentially hostile. As soon as you are required to interact with one, you dust off the rulebook, you dot every eye and cross every t, and you assume bad faith at every turn. They are a threat to every organisation.

Ragu with bucatini for tea. Oh yes

The fact that mince pies are not available all year only serves to underscore the iron grip our capitalist overlords have on our hearts and minds. This seasonal scarcity is entirely contrived. We could be living in a utopia you fools.

What would you pu... What the fuck?

What I'm wearing to the BlueSky Xmas party

I was diagnosed with #HIV in 1998, when I was 30. Many of my friends had died of AIDS. I did not expect to live to 50. I’m 58 now. HIV treatment works. Treatment also makes it impossible for me to pass HIV on during sex. Ensure HIV treatment for all. End HIV stigma. #WorldAIDSDay

Oor Party, Your Party, Naebody's Party.

Introduce yourself with 5 concerts you've seen Clash Smiths ( supporting Gang of Four) Nirvana ( supporting Dinosaur Jr Ian Dury and the Blockheads Misty in Roots

Just arrived at the Your Party conference. Buzzing!

TIL Rachel Reeves and Brendan O'Neill were in Spongebob

🎶Daddy?" "Yes, son?" "Wh-wh-wh-wh-what does regret mean?" "Well, son, a funny thing about regret is That it's better to regret something you have done Than to regret something you haven't done." "And by the way, if you see your mom this weekend Would you be sure and tell her; Satan! Satan! Satan!"🎶

It's not in the balls as well, is it?

Assuming our brave border control people will be issued with these, cos gold fillings are money. Extract extract extract

Done

Life hack - save money on rollercoasters by going from euphoric to sobbing in a split second

Squeezeboxes amirite @johnspiers.co.uk ?

I'm dunking bourbon biscuits into malbec and reading cookbooks. How's everyone else's day going?

If you see this, post an album cover with a motor vehicle on it

If you support Israel today you'd have supported Nazi Germany in the 30s because they're the same fucking thing.

It took a while, but I finally finished fixing all of my clocks.

Just finished a lovely bottle of Pinot Noir from North Macedonia. As I say it was very nice and worth the modest price. I'm sure North Macedonia has an historically established wine industry, but North Macedonian wine has Arthur Daley "couple of crates off of dodgy Dave in the lock up" all over it

A phone call that needs to be made now.

Serious post……. Guys….. Call your GP or book a blood test on the nhs app for a PSA test…NOW !! If you’re over 50 they definitely won’t refuse….It’s not conclusive but it’s a good place to start. I do this annually now. Don’t feel guilty about using resources, you only get one life.

Post something random or you'll have an awful November

My daughter made this as a Christmas fairy, but tbh, its got Halloween written all over it

Hi @theblueststar.bsky.social I proposed this to a yank. He never replied. Your eggs are powerful juju

Breaking: Israel have bombed Gaza again after a ceasefire, join us as we try and explain why this is Palestine's fault.

Sex so bad you memorise it to block cumming too soon at a later date

Define your music taste in eight artists No perticular order Momus Butthole Surfers Martin Simpson Jim Thirlwell in all the incarnations Cramps Dinosaur Jr Slits Chorchozade

Post you from a different era From 1985-ish when I was the biggest hog breeder in Arkansas

Any gardeners out there? We have what looks like honey fungus on a tree stump. What needs doing? ( Taking out the stump and root system isn't an option) Should I : 1) Fret? 2) Eat the mushrooms and preside over a slowly dying garden?

For the three people who read my posts, I'm @kingdommy on upscrolled. I'm not spending time there but may do

Watching "Educating Yorkshire" and not understanding the bit about having to pass maths gcse or you're stuck. Numeracy is massively important, but H and K vectors, logarithms, algebra?Never used any of it knowingly, and I have a fuckinng calculator if i need it

Interesting 50p piece here

Love Fridays, me

I GOT RAPTURED!!!! Lifting a heavy box. Need to get a truss.

The Sea. Islands (Portsea, Portland) Flat cask beer that hasn't been fannied about with. Pork pie

They *are* biscuits. Them's the rules.

If you see this, quote the energy you bring to bluesky

Charlie Kirk who was a Nazi cunt is dead as fuck and I'm very happy about that. Fuck you all, Charlie Kirk fondlers, you are all cunts

Peter Kyle, who I already knew was a total slug, going on the talk shows to say the march means free speech is alive and well in the UK! what about the free speech of people who can't go outside in case they get the shit kicked out of them! you stupid loathsome spineless craven little bastard

These protests are as much the child of Starmer and McSweeney as they are of Farage and Lowe. Only by legitimising and normalising racism at the height of our politics has this been made possible.

First time ive needed to set up an alt. Needs must