The two greatest words in all of sports: GAME 3!!!!

The Dolphins have one of the best uniforms and color combos in all of North American sports, and tonight they decided “what if we just made it all black instead?” Really creative. *Nobody* ever decided to go with all-black unis instead of their usual colors before.

The witchingest of hours.

Not a gambling person, but sympathies to anyone who had the Rams and the point.

There goes Roy Hobbs, the best there ever was in this game.

He’s still got it! *immediately runs into ACME tunnel*

I'm old enough to remember the last time the Steelers forgot that a kickoff was a live ball and just let the other team recover it.

James Hudson’s 4 penalties for 40 yards and 1 sack allowed for 5 yards on the Giants’ opening drive was an epic, all-time performance. 10/10, no notes.

Fox stuck with that ugly-ass scorebug. Season ruined.

The punters in the Eagles-Cowboys game are working about as hard tonight as Kawhi Leonard did for Aspiration.

oh geez not the taunting penalty bs again

0 snaps, 1 player carted off, 1 player ejected. Football!

Still true four months later.

A year ago, doctors told me I had neuroendocrine cancer of the pancreas. I’d probably been living with it for a decade. I will likely never be cured. But after a year of surgeries, radiation and monthly shots with a giant needle, I’m not going anywhere anytime soon. defector.com/my-life-with...

Was there even anyone else in the Trent Grisham trade? I don’t remember.

I know people are down on the Yankees, but if the playoff bracket lines up right for them and they only face sub-.500 teams, the Bronx Bombers could make some noise.

As Pennsylvania’s state lawmakers continue their stalemate over the commonwealth’s annual budget the Philadelphia region is bracing for massive cuts to its transit network. (1/3)

Dataset filters are not AI.

Congrats to Jerry Jones and the Cowboys for this dynasty they’ve built. Just dusting the rest of the NFL. www.nytimes.com/athletic/655...

Taps the sign.

I’ve found the best use of AI: Have it take Billy Joel’s “Uptown Girl” video and digitally replace Billy Joel with Jerry Gergich.

once again I must tap my own sign

Whenever we enter Connecticut on our way to Boston and we see the “Welcome to Connecticut” sign, I say to my wife “Welcome to Connecticut, get used to it.”

This could alternatively been titled "Perfect Friday Work Conversation."

Floridian weather laughs at your deodorant.

FROM THE UNIVERSITY OF VILLANOVA STANDING AT 5' 9" ORDAINED BY DIVINE FATE IT'S... POOOOOOOPE LEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOOO www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HYj...

A New Hope > a new pope > new Coke

Upon further reflection, Juan Soto was part of the Trent Grisham trade.

Done with Devin Williams. Done.

Something I've learned about life: Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day. Teach them how to fish, and they'll say: "Hey, you're good at fishing. Keep doing that for me."

The next time the Yankees trade for a closer and you all tell me he’s awesome, I’m going to be a little skeptical.

MLB needs to fix its blackout policy. There's no good reason I should be allowed to watch the White Sox.

Having a dude named Kon playing for Duke? :chefs kiss:

So which “Parks and Rec” filibuster have you been thinking about today: Patton Oswalt’s on his Star Wars sequel trilogy idea or Amy Poehler’s on roller skates?

Keep doing it.

Dear Baseball: Keep pitching to Aaron Judge.

Absolutely! Ban it! It’s an unfair advantage for the Eagles! They gain … (checks notes) … 1.5 yards when they run it!

My daughter is trying to figure out how to transfer there in time. And graduate two years early.

I got to root for A-Rod as a Yankee. Now I get to root for football A-Rod on the Giants.

Welcome to the Rebellion. www.youtube.com/watch?v=duN-...

Can a basketball-centric conference like the SEC survive in a college landscape dominated by football?

I need a long form investigative story on what happened at that Home Depot parking lot and I need it now.

DON'T. YOU. DARE.

The revolution starts ... now. www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE4w...

The apocalypse is here. It has been nice knowing you all. (Also, it's about damn time.)

it’s cold (for now) and rainy and sunday and there’s no football and that’s bs

Now Philly can go to sleep for a while.

🏆 Presenting the front page of tomorrow's Inquirer, memorializing the Eagles' second Super Bowl win.

uh oh eagles

Aleksander III receiving rural district elders in the yard of Petrovsky Palace in Moscow, by Ilya Repin, 1885-86