Scotland temporarily ran entirely on wind power as turbines generated over 200 percent of national electricity demand.

Thinking of things that ended political careers in the past. Remember when Howard Dean yelled in a weird way??

gotta be tempting as hell for those Astronauts to get out the further anyone's ever been, scream "OH MY GOD AN ALIEN" and then cut off comms and ram their craft into the dark side of the moon you'd die, but in a way you'd also live forever

If we bought a few less bombs, we could probably afford nice things. One thing I'd like to see from the next presidency would be to appoint a special commission to prepare a report on the actual cost to defend the United States from attack. Not foreign wars. Just the cost to defend this country.

Getting hammered at an airport bar and making up a new identity is a national pastime

Well that one way

fml

OK now why do I suddenly have meetings from 11:30 to 5:30 with zero break tomorrow…

The number of poisoned PDF iOS attempts I’ve gotten in the past few days is insane

Pam Bondi said, " If we let all of the Epstein files out we'd have to shut down the government." She may have been telling the truth for once. SHUT THAT BITCH DOWN!

thomas points out that claude code does "sentiment analysis" in the same extremely sophisticated way we did it in 2008 for the twitter zeitgeist tool we built for pepsico's sxsw experience

Thrilled to see Dan @makeitdoathing.com has finally opened the glitchwear.store store for his one-of-a-kind, computationally generated, buyer-customized knitwear. I'm delighted to confirm that these are gorgeous and comfortable garments, too.

Dropping my latest project the GLITCHWEAR Custom Studio that lets you make custom knit-on-demand glitched up shirts! Check it out at glitchwear.store and get your glitch on!

The other night I swore I discovered I was someone else in another life and it makes sense

BREAKING (must credit me): the New York wordmark on the road jerseys is slightly larger than in 2024-25, returning to the proper sizing they had from 2012-23. Design- and aesthetics-wise, it makes a HUGE (no pun intended) difference

I think I macro’ed last night and sat up thinking I was some else reincarnated and it made sense….

LMAO overhead lighting

Oh those little hops 😂🤣

Melania, Donald, and Barron Trump all voted by mail in the special election in Florida. I don't wanna hear jack shit from him screeching about mail-in voting anymore. #TrumpVotesByMail

What a bunch of fucking dumbasses

Horse loves acoustic guitar: 🔊 #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/animalsdoi...

Insider trading by the President would not be an official act, therefore he'd have no immunity if charged.

Who had troops on the ground before Easter? Have we checked the predictions markets?

BETA

“ICE hasn’t started doing X yet, why are people being so hysterical?? Trump said they are just there to help, we should take him at his word.” - thing we have heard from the dumbest fucks every single time right before ICE starts doing X.

Only a true wartime president takes a break to go to Graceland and say that he could beat up Elvis.

Sean Duffy should be impeached and removed from his cabinet post.

"The man who is really responsible for what we're doing -- I mean, in a legal, prosecutorial sense -- is our boss Stephen Miller."

Some airports have suspended wait time data, with one advising passengers to allow four hours or more for security screenings.

ICE officers getting paid for standing around doing nothing while TSA employees work without pay is a pretty succinct summation of where we're at right now

Here's your moment of zen: A "holy" cat named Coco stands at the entrance of a church in Mexico, seemingly blessing everyone who walks in 🐱

Plotting Animations on the @bantamtools.bsky.social WatetColor Bot with @golan.bsky.social new tools!

Today is Saturday right!

Cory Booker is out here explaining to all of us why he should absolutely never be president with this absolutely nonsense plan.

LMAO

Naw they’ll just go back to using cocaine and speed like the Pirates did in the 80s

Death, as a policeman, approaches a ragged woman and her baby in a London park. Colour wood engraving by M. Morgan, 1867. Wellcome Collection.

It now appears clear that Jeffrey Epstein did NOT off himself, based on staff talk overheard by inmates, independent bank reports that large deposits of money were made to the guard in charge at the time, and 2 suspiciously nonfunctioning cameras. (Source: Julie Brown, Miami Herald)

Who would have guessed that the legal system in America was so fragile that a single crazy president could ignore the whole thing, from the Constitution right down to state laws? Why does the Supreme Court and Congress let this demented moron act like the dictator of a banana republic?

Oil is gonna open at like 150 in London

Everything is fine

Of course he did.

I have something listed in facebook marketplace with the price clearly stated and shown and some dude keeps messaging me about the free couch and chaise lounge set…. Like bro it’s 5000….

Tooooo much fun with my @bantamtools.bsky.social watercolor bot

Andrew Carnegie's wealth made up 2.1% of the nation's GPD. He gave 90% of it away. Elon hasn't even come close to that.

At least during the last Gilded Age the billionaires endowed libraries, universities, museums, foundations, and art institutions that are still around today. They were made to promote the advancement and diffusion of knowledge and understanding. So far this Gilded Age we've gotten nothing.