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Tv show pitch: Pimp My Yard. Elderly women from the royal horticultural society do up peoples gardens and allotments. They teach us about plants and helping the bees.

"We always used to have the onion boys come round the valleys" Said my dad, totally umprompted. Apparently french people from Brittany came to sell onions in Wales?

Motivational poster: "Take in the stink of possibility"

Im being mocked for refusing to grate cheddar with the parmesan grater

Trying to get anywhere on rail replacement

Heading to Cardiff for the first time!

Dear god there are still people using an AOL email address

A child just shouted "BUS WANKER" through a car window, I haven't heard that phrase in years :)

Suffering a sudden loss, in the middle of a sims binge my laptop has died.

But how did the dog GET to the olympics?

The person i'm in love with just brought me a cup of coffee, and while handing it to me realized they had forgotten to use the caffetiere. Oh, the grounds.

the "medieval people didn't know how to draw animals" crowd has been real quiet ever since john siferwas dropped the Perfect Woodcock

Trying to watch a quiet place and the dogs snoring

In 30 mins Elizabeth D, SmoothPikachu, and I will be selling spooks once more in Strange Antiques! come join us at twitch.tv/thebunyipman at 8!

Is facebook having a revival? Mutliple people my age seem to be active on it again.

Sometimes i wonder if my dog is just sniffing something to be polite

30 minutes till the start of our shift at Strange Antiques. Come join me, @smoothpikachu.bsky.social, & @walking2mordor.bsky.social for some spooky shopkeeping! twitch.tv/thebunyipman

What's on this week! On Tuesday @smoothpikachu.bsky.social & @walking2mordor.bsky.social join me for another shift at Strange Antiques. On Wednesday @jttg.bsky.social & I return to the endless hell that is Dokapon Kingdom. On Thursday we're back in super modded Minecraft! Twitch.tv/thebunyipman

God I miss gluten.

For our final spookums week stream we'll be visiting the Town of Salem! Come join us for a healthy dose of public lynching tonight at 8. twitch.tv/thebunyipman

It's October 30. Did you think we were done with weird sailor accents? Ladies and gentlemen, I had to argy wi' them aboot it wi' a handspike. draculadaily.substack.com/p/dracula-oc...

It's time to get spooky with our first spookums week stream! Tonight at 8 I'll be joined by @smoothpikachu.bsky.social and @walking2mordor.bsky.social as we take a trip to Strange Antiques! twitch.tv/thebunyipman

Ugh! Just completed 3 tasks back to back

I just realized my beautiful partner in life doesnt like hot drinks and thus would not enjoy mulled wine

I simply DONT WISH to go to work anymore

When your neurodiverse partner's new hyperfocus is making you lonely so youre like don't MAKE me start a new sims file!

If i could go back and tell my younger self she wouldn't be able to drink more than a glass and a half of wine one day she'd be like omg no way

Exposed! A cat who just ate shit on a jump and is trying to act nonchalant even though we all saw it

My OTP 4eva

I haven't felt fergalicious in goodness knows how long

Even when he’s trying to be intimidating, Uni's just cute

Throw back to that time ariana grande side to side was playing and this girl i didn't know looked me in my eyes and said "Ride dick bicycle."

Saying a loving farewell to all the friends and loved ones I will not hear from for many business weeks, due to the release of silksong💖

I wake up, i harvest the memes for my beloved

Wondered if i could walk down the river, and i can :)

Pronouncing Marquis De Sade like the singer Sade.

You really can't be anxious while listening to batdance by prince

I suspect... it could be dog walking time

Me: I don't need any new books The universe:

It me! I did a segment on James and Jonas' 24 hour podcast for charity! Fun was had, but by who?

The dnd girls have introduced me to fanfiction. It brings me great pleasure to inform you all, optimus prime is a bottom.

I could never be a parent, we found a bird that can't fly and i am beside myself with worry

Baby sparrow!

Got stuck in thorns reaching for a berry

Brushing Scooby on a summers evening as tufts of his hair roll through the garden like tumble weed in the breeze

Typed funky little guy into google, and the harvest was plentiful

"Great! I made a new friend! Time to let my guard down and be myself! :)" *does not open up and infact manages to be even weirder*