"Carnivorous Death Ball" sounds like a black metal prom theme

This is the second year in a row I've worn heels to my store's Halloween Party. Maybe next year I'll learn.

Tickets available online and at the door! $5 gets you entry, a raffle ticket, and $5 off a purchase tonight! 🦇

Finished the first of @bonniequinn.bsky.social series: How to Survive Camping: The Man with No Shadow. Immediately downloaded the audiobook to consume it again. It is everything I want in a book and you bet your ass I'm making it a staff pick at my bookstore.

ROBBIEEEEEEEEE you're killing me 🥵🥵🥵 #criticalrole

Happy Critical Role Campaign 4 day! Went to the pop up tonight and am staying up in the hotel room to watch the first episode. Chugged an energy drink to stave off the drowsies. Will not miss this.

So is the rapture more of an evening thing or

Finally, finally, FINALLY watched Sinners last night. Oh my god.

Flu shot and covid booster acquired. Fuck RFK Jr

Very excited for NEIBA Fall Conference! Looking forward to some amazing authors and talking shop with fellow booksellers. 📚

Amazing booksellers making amazing points (I'm also lucky enough to call Katherine a friend and coworker). 📖

Current read at work. The footnotes have me CACKLING @kateerobert.com

I have entombed that friend who was in my basement and who was expecting a rare vintage Forgive me I had all these bricks a trowel and a grudge

Landlords installing coin op laundry should be a federal crime

saying this in public should get your shit knocked clean sideways

This is how you fucking do it @schumer.senate.gov @hakeem-jeffries.bsky.social

Well, fuck.

1. Call your reps about Trump's violation of the War Powers Act 2. Demand Congress haul Hegseth etc. in for hearings/briefings on justification 3. Demand to know why the Gang of Eight was not kept in the loop. Do it NOW.

The man remains truly excellent and this is going to be amazing www.attitude.co.uk/culture/sir-...

Just got an ARC of the new @pfracassi.bsky.social from work. Cannot WAIT to get my greedy little peepers on these pages

Just saw a clip of Hanson playing an updated version of Mmmbop and WHEN WERE YOU FUCKERS GONNA TELL ME THEY GOT HOT

Today is am 33, the year Hobbits come of age. I shall celebrate by eating too much and then napping.

i do not know who edvin thompson is and that is clearly my own failure. i will do better. #metgala2025

Crochet class, followed by a sandwich and drink at a lovely café, lots of rain...a good Sunday

Watched all of the first season of the Last of Us. Knew that was gonna happen from the game. Cried anyway. Starting season two, still know what happens. Already tearing up.

There's a child with a pitchfork outside my kitchen window

Current reread. This book is such a godsend when I'm feeling stuck creatively. Was blessed by the gods enough to meet Chuck at his event in my store a while back. @chuckwendig.bsky.social

Dermatologist: I'll do the injection now, next time you can do it! 😃 Me: I think the fuck not

Looking at the news got me feeling like Seth Rollins old intro music

This is our time, friends 🦇

I lowered the window in my Uber a bit to let in some air and the driver is now? Raising and lowering it? At random?

Hockey season's over. We now return this girl to the bitter embrace of reality.

Nothing piques my creativity like GMing a TTRPG

Sneaky pic bc he hates having his picture taken- my bf is reading 10 of my favorite books this year. He's really liking @seananmcguire.bsky.social right now.

somebody give that man a foot massage, a bottle of throat spray, and the very strongest beverage of his choice 🫡🫡🫡

@johngreensbluesky.bsky.social 's nonfiction is supurb. I genuinely teared up at points in his newest book. Do yourself a favor and read it now.

Finally reading His Majesty's Dragon by @naominovik.bsky.social and I am in LOVE

I'll be reading from one of my favorites today! Come listen!

IT'S HERE IT'S HERE MY STAFF PICK FOR APRIL IS HERE @portersqbooks.bsky.social @thesierrasimone.bsky.social

Well, it was still fun boys. Korpi you did us proud. Proshop then home

@joshthelibromancer.bsky.social my bladder was not prepared for overtime

Going to my first Bs game in a bit, hopefully I leave happy

Being in a book slump where you're enjoying the book you're reading but you're just reading really, really slowly has become my life

Well I know what I'm reading this weekend @paultremblay.bsky.social

‼️ The National Park Service has REMOVED mentions of transgender people being involved with Stonewall. Not only did the remove the world "Transgender" but changed "LGBTQ+" to "LGBQ+". The federal government is attempting to erase us and take away our history. This pride, we riot.

My response to Canadian hockey fans booing the US national anthem, as an American hockey fan: Good. I want to boo it, too.

I agreed to read the first 1000 chapters of One Piece if my boyfriend read 10 books I picked out. I'm knee deep in pirates and he's halfway through Dracula.

It's only January and the horror book scene is already bumping