It is far too hot to be comfortable

Happy Friday ✨

I’ve decided no one is allowed to send me any more work emails, requests, or calls for the rest of the week. I’ll be checked out until Monday morning

It's been a Death Cab kinda week

In desperate need of a nap…

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but it’s come to my attention that today is monday

Happy Monday! Hope the first weekend of Pride wasn’t tooooo draining

This evenings view as Bob Dylan’s concert echos in the background

Friday = wine tasting and a book

The pics this morning for fcf definitely hit 🥵🥵😳 going to be dickstracted for the rest of the day.

One of the poodles (the other one was busy running around in circles)

Housesitting two poodles and lucky enough to have a solo weekend with a cute little sauna

As a homosexual, I should have the entire month off of work to simply be gay and do gay things

Alone at the office, and I gotta ask: on or off?

Protect the dolls, and the serve, and the they I love gay 🪩

Spent most of the morning thinking today was Wednesday... oh dear

Happy Pride Month 😈

Ch-ch-ch-cheers

Where I want to be for the rest of the week 🍑

Do you know how hard it is to go to restaurant?

Think I need to bathe in some aloe...

Hmmmm I maaaaay be a little burnt

Happy Friday! Kicked things off trying to get a tan at the nude beach. These cheeks may or may not be a tad sun-kissed

Finally finished season 2 of Frieren, and now to begin the long long wait for season 3.

Boop 🤭🍑

More orchids because yes

Nothing beats a stroll through the conservatory to look at some flowers.

Watched ‘The Girl Who Leapt Through Time’ last night and it was surprisingly delightful and moving. Would definitely recommend

Chatting with a friend has got me all hot and bothered at work… productivity has halted. Luckily I’m alone at the office. Thank goodness

Booooo Monday

Yes yes yes

Make it pink 🍑

Getting sweaty

I need this in my life. Unrelated: Does anyone have $700 they are willing to donate? It’s for a good cause I swear

reskeet if you’re radically pro-transgender

Trying to soak up some sunshine

I just want to stay home and play Diablo in my underwear all day. Is that too much to ask? Alas... I have to write these silly emails

Capped the weekend with an amazing massage. 10/10 ⭐️ Now my body feels like jello

Thrilling news!

My new bird friend

Escaped work to explore

Cheers to a sunny PNW morning

Was gonna take a hump day pic, but was thoroughly uninspired 😔 Next week!

Headphones are dead and the speakers at the gym aren’t working… working out to just the sounds of the gym is craziness, but here we are

Need to start working on my tan 🔥

These allergies are slowly killing me. Whatever is in the air… brutal

It's been two days since leg day, and I can barely walk. This better be worth it 🦵

Anyone want to help keep me motivated at work? I keep getting distracted

Whirlwind weekend trip to Boston was a success. Here is a pic of a cat we found in a tree enjoying the sunshine

Happy Earth Day 🪱