Anyone want to help keep me motivated at work? I keep getting distracted

Whirlwind weekend trip to Boston was a success. Here is a pic of a cat we found in a tree enjoying the sunshine

Happy Earth Day 🪱

A butt pic? On Hump Day? Groundbreaking 🍑💅🏻

Birthday brought to you by Blazing Saddles 🔥🐴

This new Arlo Parks record is exactly what was needed. Feels like a warm evening breeze. Superb

Some timeline stuff: — We expect to get InfoWars.com after the judge clears it in a couple of weeks. — We'll build a world of characters on the site and across social media. Tim Heidecker is in charge, and we have grand designs. — Visit theonion.info, buy a subscription, help us dominate the world.

Hungover horny and hungry 😔

The new TFT set is out, and instead of climbing back to emerald, I am stuck at my desk writing emails. The world is so cruel sometimes 😔

The age old seasonal question: is it allergies? Or am I actually sick?

Go sports!

Cheers to the weekend 🥂🍾

Remember when Jane won the Rulaparuza? Good times

How is it Wednesday already?? My contribution to this sunny spring humpday 😇🍑

It’s the most perfect spring day here in Seattle 🥰🥰

Yesterday’s Seder was a success 💕 A few days later than usual, but at least we were able to get the whole family together (all 30 of us)

Turns out I’m not the best pin ball player in the world, but at least I gotta spend some quality time with Elvira last night

💕💕

I’ve decided to never drive again

Truly insanely evil work

FKA Twigs was a transformative experience. If only I was tall enough to have a good view… As a member of the 5’6 crew, GA Floor can be rough. Still had a blast, though.

Made it to the halfway point of the week. Time to celebrate 🥳🍑

Last night with Cobra

Cheers to the end of Monday 🥂

Cobra tonight -> FKA Twigs on Thursday -> Passover Seder family events on the weekend. It’s gonna be a chaotic start to April

Into the Sun is another crowning achievement for Robyn ✨

Wooooo public transit 🥳

Ok the line to ride the new leg of the light rail is absolutely insane. Holy cow

By celebrate I mean ride the new train back and forth and enjoy the views

Time to celebrate a huge milestone in the Seattle area’s journey to completing a region wide public transportation network

Ok Seattle gays, when do we riot?

Yall…

Heading home today and sadly have to say ‘until next time’ to the lady of the house

Robyn, Slayyyter, Courtney Barnett, and Snail Mail all just dropped new albums. Weekend plans have all been canceled, and new plans have been made (wandering around with my headphones on).

🍷🧙‍♂️

Is it my second day at the wineries this week? Why yes. Yes it is 💅🏻

I swear I’m being productive at work

Getting ready for the hot tub (the rain can’t stop me)

Rule #1 of housesitting: take as many nudes as possible

Hey siri, play The Frost by Mitski

Grace Ives, Hemlocke Springs, and Mitski on repeat all day every day

Another one of the sweet lady because I can’t get enough

Spending the week with this cutie 🥰

Cheers to some sunshine *unseen: my passionfruit iced tea

Seattle kicking off spring with the perfect sunny (with a slight breeze) Friday afternoon.

Drivers who don’t use their signals are the absolute worst. Selfish behavior

Not a hump day post, but I’m thoroughly enjoying my new purchase 💙

The NYT posted this pic along with an article, and I can proudly confirm that I am, in fact, a homosexual. 👀