Editor: You get those photos of Frankenstein and his monster? Photographer: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked. Editor: what

Here’s how you remember: Guttenberg with two Ts, Police Academy ye sees. Gutenberg with just one, the printing press he done.

I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass, and I have plenty of bubblegum, so take five.

Thursday! 7:30pm! In person at The Old Fire Station, Oxford, and streaming online, it’s the penultimate performance of Crowley Time: The DiPoni Contingency, guest starring @jensugden.bsky.social and @chrissugden.bsky.social, in a double bill with @victoriocity.com! live.crowleytime.com

⚡️HIGH VAULTAGE⚡️by @jensugden.bsky.social and me is out TODAY in paperback in the UK! Check out the affordable luxury via geni.us/5zk3n. Thank you Adam Roberts, @schneiderjamz.bsky.social, @morepeoplehappy.bsky.social, @misterabk.bsky.social and the BSFA for the kind words!

GIVEAWAY! Tomorrow⚡️High Vaultage⚡️ - our Wodehouse Prize-shortlisted, alt-historical detective comedy romp - is out in paperback in the UK. So @chrissugden.bsky.social & I are giving one lucky person (based anywhere) a signed limited edition hardback! To enter: like and repost by 28th Feb 12pm!