I feel like @schlagwerk.bsky.social would appreciate this logic

First 3 panels to the tune of Anthems for a 17 Year-Old Girl

Recent Guy Ritchie movies are so bad they make me wonder if Snatch and Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels were every actually any good in the first place

Did this feel like AI slop?

Oregonians, remember to get your ballots in by Steely Dan Day: May Niiineteeeeen

The more I look at this packaging the more I love it

I hope someone figures out how to change the Steam Controller scream so I can make it yell "FUCK" whenever I drop it

I'm still holding out for a triumphant return from Michael Dorn, Cree Summer, or Jason Marsden

quote w/ the last 4 games u played.

And here we are again... Monday Let's start the week off right! Wishing everyone the best today! ☀️

Dave Chapelle in the DashCon ball pit

It’s her day

Resolution is so good but it hits different when you saw The Endless first, and didn't necessarily know that they were related. So you see that same house and those two guys and go "wait what's happening"

Never watched true blood and I don't intend to – in part because it's annoying that the fangs fold out from her lateral incisors, not the canines.

Video game horror themed rockabilly band called Abstract Daddio

It's because about 25% of the time, you want a double barrel glizzy

No it's still pretty good when video games are bad

Are you ready Chosen one? #fallout2 #ceremony #pixelart

Hey that guy is trying to sell you snake oil. Here, try my oleum serpentis.

It's kinda wild that Americans don't really do meat pies. I think it's because we prioritize faster and cheaper ways to get meat inside bread. Why bother preheating an oven when you could fold a tortilla around some ground beef and call it a day

You can tell they wrote this headline that way specifying because they wanted to say "attorneys general"

And it was so close to this 30th anniversary, too

Not exactly accurate but Apple Palpitations is such a good name

That same punk on the bus later wrote the screenplay for Muppet Treasure Island and has directed no fever than a dozen Muppets projects.

My best craft advice is "Put a giant worm in it." You can never go wrong with a giant worm. Sci-fi: Giant worm on an alien planet Fantasy: Giant worm in mountain sitting on a pile of gold Horror: Giant worm (eats people) Romance: Giant worm causes third-act breakup Mystery: Giant worm investigates

Sorry, who's Bofa?

Big company meeting talking about AI today. One of these gormless C-suite fucks said, without any sense of irony, "this is how we win"

Just learned about Jeremy Fragrance, and, while I thought that the Justin McElroy character Richard Stink was a pastiche of a type of guy, I was surprised to learn that he's actually a direct parody of a specific guy

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Completely beside the point but it's fucking unconscionable that we keep electing people who were alive before they invented transistors.

I think this is sort of a powerful moment in the simpsons that is applicable to our current time in many ways

‘Is it safe?’

Not itemizing deductions to charity is implied by not itemizing deductions at all which is implied by taking the standard deduction. Very funny that they think you're stupid enough to join them in conflating "taking the standard deduction" with "not giving to charity"

Happy 30th Anniversary to what is arguably 3 of the greatest minutes of television ever. youtu.be/4jXEuIHY9ic?...

I’m using #TutorialTuesday to regularly remind everyone of the many free LED miniature tutorials I have on my website. 😊 This week I’m highlighting my LED Motorised Assault Cannon tutorial. 👉 chrisbuxeypaints.com/led-miniatur... #WarhammerCommunity #PaintingWarhammer #Nerdlings

Once again, Snake Plisken is on point.

KISS is like if they made a parody of Spinal Tap except the joke is the music sucks

Ricky Stanicky is pretty good! The kind of pretty good where your voice goes up high when you say it. 3.5 stars is a bang on rating, and just because it isn't 5 stars doesn't mean it's a waste of time

Listen IDK if it's intentional or not. And I'm not trying to cast aspersions either way. I'm just saying you should think twice before slapping a big "Sub UWU" label on your car.

IF THE WORD HATE WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF THE HATE I FEEL FOR [the Geo Prism]

SUPER NINTENDO CHALMERS

If you see this, i implore you to post a picture from whatever device you're using without explanation

Splatter Technique should be a Rakdos card

See article with picture of younger Brian Cox and older Brian Cox. Briefly get sad because that's the kind of lead image you'd do for a celebrity who has died

THE NACHO HAT IS REAL AND $40 www.dallasnews.com/food/restaur...

Catching up on current events. Google is helpful.

Doing my taxes and seeing stuff about "pass-through entities". Why you gotta be like that, IRS? Just call them "ghosts" like the rest of us 🙄

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