They will never, ever get bored of this shit.

Sensational

A head loss eclipsing even that of noted academic and never-to-be-MP, Matthew Goodwin? Not for me to say.

BBC news / politics covering themselves in yet more shit I see. Totally gone.

🤌🤌🤌

Had to speak to someone today I haven't spoken to for ages, who responded to my bog standard opener with: "Hello! How you feeling?". Bit weird. Have they had me poisoned? What do they know that I don't? How long do I have left? Feeling somewhat unsettled here.

Fucking hell

This country loves draaaaaaaama. Can’t get enough of it.

Hahhahahahahaa.

I see we have to change the world of corners now because Everton didn’t let the Utd keeper just catch the utter dross we chucked in there fair and bloody well square.

One, as they say, of them. More analysis as I get it. Or maybe not.

Got to be some good #teamfume there @mikeado.bsky.social? I’m here LIVE as well to sample it all in real time.

Getting radicalised by some posho trying to get the World's End pub shut down because he moved next door to it and it's noisy at times. Honestly, straight to the stocks for these freaks. He's totally gobsmacked he didn't win his case either. Arf.

Was going to watch that Tony Blair doc on Channel 4, but then I caught a 30 second clip of him doing his “listen, the thing is…” about Iraq AGAIN, and thought better of it. Not that I was expecting anything different on that score.

I think we have a new winner.

You had to say that really is textbook Sir Keir Starmer. Right out of the top drawer. 5D chess.

Lot of pancake hate on here. For the record, I’m pro-pancake, only the sweet ones though.

Well worth a read this. I was never a hater, either, for what he did with us, but it’s still a good article.

I’m sure this is sound and noting to worry about really

Still utterly stunnered by that Norwegian Winter Olympic dweeb trying to get back in his ex’s undies via a press conference. He only got a bronze as well, his mate won gold. Incredible behaviour.

Disappointing effort from the stadium last night, I see, once again resulting in our brave boys being unable to pick up 3 points.

You don’t get much more Everton than that.

Huge “put something like” vibes here…

We gotta come up with a better system than “everything rests on whether these twelve billionnaires are nice”

Nick Knowles

When you need to go to the toilet for the 8th time in Business Studies

I, for one, am shocked!

Jeffrey Epstein took more photos of people he only hung out with once than I have of my best friends of 15 years

I know things are tough at the BBC, but what on earth is this?

Look, just hear me out…

Faces in the crowd provide confirmation that these are scenes everyone wants to see

A point away from home after naming a truly insane line-up? Ok then!

Excellent team fume @mikeado.bsky.social a real doozy

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Sausage

Every day it becomes clearer and clearer that we've handed over the keys to the world to most boring, joyless losers in the history of mankind. And if you're going to do 9-9-6 or whatever it is you want to call "having a job", maybe try and do something useful with that time.

I demand we sign this jabroni so, when other teams moan about their striking options, I can pipe in with “you wanna see the state of our Wes”. To much amusement and back slapping, I’m sure.

Well this didn’t disappoint. Yikes! www.nytimes.com/interactive/...

It never ceases to amaze just how many inventive ways these bellends find to constantly make football worse. It’s genuinely impressive.

Steady on! @mikeado.bsky.social

MUMMYYYYYYY

Davos? What about Davros? youtu.be/TxYBpZ70y70?...

Victoria Beckham at Brooklyn Beckham’s wedding

"Guys look it'a little, I dunno, leftfield. It's whacky, for sure. But just hear me out..."

Along with that Dalot effort - the VAR explanation for that was just a flat out lie - make it another stellar weekend for our hardworking officials.

Superb stuff.

"And we now have María on the line who would like to swap a Nobel Peace Prize for the presidency of Venezuela..."