A glorious bit of Daily Mailing here.

Jesus tonight. Will these fucking people do something useful with their time for once instead of this shite and moaning about the lady from the Greens telling them to go easy on the #cans?

Laughing there at the Aston Villa’s socials this morning, all about winning the Europa League. We’ve just stuck a picture of Seamus Coleman being carried off on a stretcher away at Leicester in 2023. We didn’t even win that match. Great times.

Been troubled by someone pointing out Bournemouth sold Semenyo and replaced him with some kid from Brazil. They’ve barely lost since, and Rayan is off to the World Cup. We lost Grealish to injury, picked a guy we’d tried to shove to Palace, since sticking a centre mid out wide. Footy eh!??!

Oh God!

An absolutely hilarious story the Southampton one. Fuck those guys.

Thats one of the most Everton things I’ve ever seen.

Our slipping over stats must be absolutely world leading

That was, and I really must stress this, shit

This game is exactly why you cannot have Keane and Tarkowski playing together, especially so at home. Far far too deep. As well as being a pair of right ropey buggers at the old defending lark.

Thats one of the most remarkable decisions you are ever going to see.

Burnham should get dressed up like this for his next run

This absolutely HONKS!!! Oh Andy, what have you been up to!

That tax grass bloke is one busy, busy man. Get a real job pal!

Can’t have a Prime Minister called Wes. Sorry. Can’t have that. Perfectly happy for him to be a branch manager of Warhammer World or a perma smiley holiday rep, that type of thing. Can’t have people called Wes running the show, however.

THE ADULT BABY TAKEOVER IS BACK ON

Dalglish just stands there….

Another glorious day dawns on this bewildering little island.

Ruh roh!

I see this is all going really, really well then.

The Crucible really is the acid test for early clappers. Do you know your subject matter? Are you really ready to back yourself? Can you bring the crowd with you? A lot at stake.

Thierno Barry Bob Latchford season incoming

Roses are red, I’ve seen the Full Monty…

Scott Parker with his stripey sleeves and doomed Corporal’s haircut. Good luck my friend. See you soon at the helm of another promoted-just-to-be-relegated outfit.

The BBC website got rid of that story about the 5 million quid bribe Nigel Farage took, eh lads?

This is absolutely hilarious

Ok Im miles here but I’ve just laughed my head clean off at the worlds most blatant penalty we didn’t get yesterday. I mean, what he’s done there is he’s just punched the ball.

Arf.

The algorithm presented me this as an example of current peak male fashion. I am, shall we say, unsure.

This will go really well. “I’m dead, dead shit at this job and BOY, am I angry about that!”

Morning.

Worst one since the 2012 Jay Spearing semi final. That’s what I’m saying.

Just look at his face!

Oops.

Oh well, we’ve had a good run.

People are saying things about the derby match and frankly, everyone involved in the saying of these things needs to take a long, hard look at themselves.

He’s a confident young man isn’t he!

Good to see this one put to bed. Was wondering what had gone on.

ROFL

Yes but I could do this. I could get a large boat through that Strait and I’d be happy head out across the seas as well. I admit this might be somewhat proving the point of this post. But still…

“Nice ceasefire you’ve got there. Would be a shame if someone, er, came along and ruined it, right lads??”

🤌🤌🤌🤌

Excellent

I’d hope we don’t join forces with Nottingham Forest on anything at all thanks very much.

Post a non-religious picture you think of as holy.

"Quick, let's make a few quid again!"

Is Accidental Partridge still a thing?

Happy Four Year Anniversary to these lads 🫡