All #Spurs need to do is beat zero-points Wolves later, to go second and just two points behind Liverpool… #DrTottenham #COYS #THFC

Remember that insane leak from a month ago that reckoned they were going to do a sprint race in Singapore? Well, #F1 is actually going to do it. The leak was real. 😂🤣😭💀

Such a difference watching a manager actually play to the strengths of his players. Of course it’s only the first half, and we are massive bottlers, but so far so good. #COYS

🎙️ “What team do you support?” 🗣️ “Tottenham Hotspur Ltd” 🎙️ “Ltd? Don’t you mean FC?” 🗣️ “No” #COYS

It was nice to see Kevin Magnussen in attendance to applaud Nico Hulkenberg’s first podium. He seemed very happy for him. #F1 #BritishGP

The Ferrari looked awful out there. A miracle Lewis managed to drag it to fourth with what looked like very limited pace. A big shame for Charles, whose race was over at the start thanks to what seemed to be a pure gamble. #F1 #BritishGP

Re. #F1TheMovie Am curious to hear what others think. Specifically, what works/doesn't. Whether it walks the line between satisfying mainstream audiences and existing #F1 fans - and will it create new ones? But most of all... is it simply a good movie?

Sacking the first manager to win anything in SEVENTEEN years, because he finished SEVENTEENTH in the league Only Spurs. 🥲 #COYS 🫡

Yo. Who’s got a couple of mil to buy a tiny flat in a brutalist quasi-cult living complex at Silverstone? #F1 www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/1...

Max asked by #SkyF1: "Was it intentional?" Max: "Does it matter?" Such an arrogant twerp. #FIA need to control this idiot. Coddling him with weak penalties won't stop him. Get control. Who's in charge, Max or the FIA? #F1

#Twitter / #X 🥲

NO LIES TOLD !!!!!! 🏆 #COYS

Right then. Time for Spurs and Man U’s mid-off. Amazing one of these teams is about to get a Champions League place. 😅🙏 #COYS

I wonder when the long-held now-outdated assumption that races (especially Monaco races) are 'fun' when there's rain, will finally die out?

If you were shocked by my film on Israeli settlers in the West Bank, you haven’t been paying attention - Louis Theroux #Israel #Palestine www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

#MiamiGP #ForzaFerrari

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Here we go. What I’ve been saying for ages: those who work in specialist/access media, have to play the game. Any journalist who has access to things, is of compromised integrity. This isn’t slander - it’s just the way it is. They’re informed, but they’re limited.

When you have a race at 3pm but a printer to fix at 5pm. #F1 @scuderiaferrarif1.bsky.social

No George Russell, I could not argue any such thing. Your race pace is nowhere near Lewis's in THIS era. You would have stood NO CHANCE last era. Zero. Stop writing your own reviews and pushing your own hype. You're the only person who does this. #F1

Good translation. 🤔💯

The style of this is like those drawings they do of people when they’ve been at a court hearing.

Danica Patrick, sadly. 😔

“We at the #fia literally stole you a championship you couldn’t win on your own, the least you can do is take five seconds from time to time!”

I’m seeing a lot of criticism at Max for “gaming the system”. But that’s what sportspeople do. If you’re playing to the rules, you’re playing the game. What’s bad, is the indignant, entitled, petulant tantrums when he gets found out. Live by the sword; die by the sword. 🤷‍♂️ #F1

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It feels like tomorrow is going to be the third Sunday in a row. #Easter

I think Leclerc #DOTD - holding on for 3rd is a stellar effort! 👏 #SaudiArabianGP  #F1

Same old Max… he’s surely got to give that place back? That position was well lost. #SaudiArabianGP

Ahhh the classic race that wasn't a race. When #F1 did the literal bare minimum to ensure they could classify the race and avoid any refunds. What a day. As absurd as it was, it was completely legal within the rules, though. If only we could say that about everything that happened that season...

George is undoubtedly the most irritatingly consistent driver so far, imo. 🥲 Getting the maximum possible each race. Credit where it’s due.

Hater watch over on X. 🥲

Oscar is evolving into a solid racer. Still arguable as to whether he has peak pace of Lando, but I feel like he’s a cooler head under pressure. #F1 #BahrainGP

After the Suzuka snoozefest, this was a cracking race. Amazing what a bit of tyre uncertainty can do. Congrats Ferrari, Charles and Lewis - I feel like that was the maximum points haul possible today, so well played. 👏 #BahrainGP #F1

Because, to be clear, X is an absolute dumpster fire of misplaced frustration.

Right, let’s see if Bluesky #TeamLH is behaving with a bit more sense and dignity…

No one is embracing anything of the sort. Stop it. Stop your lies.

The @fia are proud to announce their new action figure range, coming soon to all good toy stores. Additional FIA staff figures will be available (once recruited). 0.0000001% of all sale proceeds will be reinvested into grassroots and female motorsports.

The “serious challenge” 👇 #FIA

The #FIA just saying things… 😅🤷‍♂️ I mean, I can SAY I have a “robust” hairline, doesn’t make it true. We all like to write our own reviews. ☺️🥲🤷‍♂️

Let's be honest: #FIA has been in freefall for ages. Abu Dhabi 2021, and the subsequent gaslighting and refusal to repair the mess, the clearest indication of a governing body in crisis with its priorities and integrity all out of whack. Everything since has not been a surprise.

One of the more dangerous elements of #Trump's flawed personality (of which there are many), is how stubborn and infantile he is in the face of disagreement and criticism. This could still get worse from here. #TrumpDump #TrumpTariffs #StockMarket www.theguardian.com/business/liv...

Paddock insiders claim Red Bull have given Lando Norris the nickname Lando Noballs after his feeble attempt to challenge Max Verstappen for Japanese GP victory.

Like "Bah Humbug!", but when you're sick of racing. Thank you very much - you've been a great audience. I'll be here all week with more fresh dad jokes and other good-natured hilarity and occasional slander. *bows*

The subreddit reacts #F1 #JapaneseGP

The top six finished where they started. Getting close and overtaking impossible without huge pace advantage. Medium tyres didn't work. Clear air and track position were critical. It was a classic decided-by-qualifying grand prix. This fawning is getting a bit much now.

One of #F1's main problems: the Hard tyre was FASTER than the Medium — and lasted longer too 💡 The Medium just can't handle the stress, so drivers can't push as much, making it slower 🚨 Just one viable strategy ➡️Boring races What's your opinion? 🤔