there was a tumblr post years ago that had the same idea and im so happy i still have this gif on my computer

there’s a storyline in game of thrones where a religious cult stages an insurrection and takes political control of Kings Landing. The Lannisters deal with this threat by blowing them all up. Anyway that’s not relevant.

We are here. We are strong. We are fighting back. 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️

Fuck Nazis!

My TikTok is already working again

catholic criminal minds reboot be like prayers up in 20

TUNE IN

does anyone want to watch mars needs moms

I almost tripped over this giant box of mars needs moms Redbox DVD’s

characters I’d love to have in the next Smash; -Raven Baxter -a Redbox dvd of mars needs moms -pillsbury doughboy -Robert Zemeckis -snoopy’s cousin Olaf -president jimmy carter -the number 2 -redball from coolmathgames . Net -Kappa Mikey -the koala brothers -a piece of college ruled paper

unrelated; does anyone have any mars needs moms Redbox dvd’s I can borrow for something

just learned that the muppet history guy is a loser creep so I think I’ll mail him a giant box full of Mars Needs Moms Redbox dvd’s just to fuck with him

we should crowdfund a new theater for Muppetvision so we can move it to Pittsburgh

A girl at Taco Bell asked me to wish her manager a happy birthday and I can’t tell if she recognized me from YouTube or if she just wanted the nearest human to wish her manager a happy birthday

I’ve since been informed that Cracker Barrel points are ACTUALLY called Pegs and you can earn rewards starting at 75 pegs

Now that Thanksgiving is over... 🎄 #TheMuppets

thanksgiving blah blah whatever it’s death blart time happy 10th episode

i think they updated the muppet movie on disney+ again ....

bazinga

BRO STOP THE CAR PULL OVER

toilet

I should’ve known I was trans cause as kids everyone else was like “dark magician girl is so hot” and I was just like “I want her costume”

Fat is short for Fatthew

Nike is short for Nichael

Trans people are awesome and we can all secretly do a million billion backflips

you can tell this app is good bc people on twitter are getting upset abt it

love my girl

found out that tweets on this app are called Skeets

this vile creature

do we still say “moots” here

pov: @helixd13.bsky.social is showing me an epic meme on instagram

what are we some kinda Bluesky social

bruh