Every time I see a picture of JD Vance I'm reminded of the time @bransonreese.bsky.social described a Rude Tales NPC as "a shitty little guy with a face that sucks"

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I think we need to stop calling it empathy and go back to calling it decency. It isn't a favour you're doing someone else, it's you proving that you aren't a fucking ghoul

This is on the director. What video game do you want me to play, man? Pokemon Stadium mini games? Smash Bros? Mario Party? I gotta know my stance!

And this is what they call “the ole Chappaquiddick Farewell” in the Kennedy family, dude couldn’t help it, it’s in his blood.

It’s funny to imagine him thinking he can outrun spontaneous collapse and/or death. I’m sensing a lot of existential mania by certain parties recently lol

Anybody who has ever called a Pokemon design lazy should look at what actual billion dollar creative laziness looks like.

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I bet I could create a convincing conspiracy theory that he blew it up to destroy evidence of of sex crimes but…that could actually be plausible.

yes, i stole the crown jewels but in my defense, i am using them to train an llm in jewelry design and therefore i am within my rights

The inflatables at protests are energizing in the same way that Tim Walz calling the right “weird” was. Fascists *hate* being mocked or portrayed as non-serious. It interrupts their LARP tough guy rhetoric just enough to break the spell of accepting them as inevitable.

here to chill